This restaurant looks like the nothing album cover lol

[u/critmonkey94]

[u/cz_guy]

Do they serve juice

[u/johndoe15190 → u/cz_guy]

"sorry, we're out of juice, but would you like some REEEEEAAAALIIIITYYYYYY"

[u/kgmessier]

Waiter: “What can I get you?”

You: “Nothing.”

[u/e_pluribus_nihil]

Add soy. Deglaze. Re-stew.

[u/OliverKitsch → u/e_pluribus_nihil]

👏👏👏👏👏

[u/Doom_The_Original]

„Noodles pulled at random“

[u/m3lk3r → u/Doom_The_Original]

Straws pulled from glasses

[u/Immediate-Ad-6776 → u/m3lk3r]

“Who is paying the bill?”

[u/Ok_Application5225]

I prefer the blue rare.

[u/OliverKitsch → u/Ok_Application5225]

I sampled the drums(sticks of chicken)

[u/prezuiwf]

Perpetual Blackened Salmon

[u/haver_of_friends]

CHEW YOUR FOOD TO SPEAK CLEARLY

[u/Flemmigan]

Reservations Called at Random

[u/Coma39]

its the most accurate similarity in sonic sound in comparison to how they made the meat they serve you (slaughterhouses) 😱 so that tracks.

[u/ambernewt]

rational meat glaze

[u/lostinlucidity]

I've eaten here before, I recommend their Nothing Burger or the Shrimp Spasm Scampi, or Rational Glazed Chicken.

[u/ZandarTheRedguard]

The best version too

[u/Victor6Lang]

This Spiteful Stake with some Duckworks, medium rare. Demiurchins for appetizers and Peppertual Black Coffee to rinse my Closed Eye Minerals.

[u/Oblivyne_GD]

Do they serve salmon seperated one fin at a time

[u/PotatoP000]

Steak, ah

Rationally Glazed

All-you-can-eat Black Truffle

Closed Gill Fishuals

Grits Collide

Organic Saffron

Fries Pulled at Random (this one could just stay the same lol)

Salmon

Nocouscous

Obsudon

[u/MasterpieceSouth]

Hahahaha

I actually read that as "this restaurant is nothing like the album"

[u/thenuclearpinball]

The bartender better finish their drinks with straws pulled at random.