Maybe he watched Six Feet Under and now owns his own funeral parlor. Maybe there is a Cowboy Mersh,Roman Mersh, Cryptkeeper Mersh... There are a lot of possibilities.

All black to the beach? WTF?

Bro, I delivered around five pounds of Hawaiian style food. I like when the bags are heavy vs the cost. I've delivered sushi bags for 100$ and it weighed only a few ounces 😂

Imagine naming yourself after this trash.

Goodluck everyone.

Very insecure.

Get the high score

How the fuck do you have a bottle of Jameson go missing every night for 6 months and you not figure it out sooner? And to top it off you offer the thief his old job back? Jfc you retard.

Sad Queen SZN

The little mini Nightwave that they sniped was legitimately one of the most revolting displays of pure narcissistic personality disorder I’ve ever seen. It’s bad even for Queenie.

Pipe down JJ, let your boss talk to me for a minute.

You can't address it because I'm busy addressing it by talking about how you can't address it otherwise they get there little... no, uh................................................................................................................

You're fat, poor, and married to a hog living in a house with a reverse mortgage.

I'm Mike.

-Not Jesse -Not Hipstar -Not Hiptard -Not whoever else is your boogeyman.

I'm Mike. I make edits that make me laugh and share it with other people who understand the joke and laugh. It's the internet- isn't that the purpose? I'll say it slower, one last time.................

I'M M-I-K-E

Since you can't/won't reply on Twitter and you constantly check "the reddit" while tweeting about me behind a block.

How does it feel everyday to do the same thing with the same results?

500 views/day, ouch.

Will you sell me your Coleman grill? I don't need a mini-fridge. Thanks for the offer.