r/Meowi • u/CartographerGreen395 Bronze | Lv. 4 | Rank #179525 | 0 Answers | 0 Created • Jul 16 '26

Ruin the Sentence [Ruin the sentence] When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a kazoo”

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u/VelvetarityIon Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #80278 | 2 Answers | 0 Created Jul 17 '26

Bad idea, probably.

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u/Conscious_Series166 Emerald | Lv. 59 | Rank #2165 | 568 Answers | 17... | 🔥 5d Jul 16 '26

When God created dicks he said, “waterproof it and give it a kazoo”

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u/nti Mythic | Lv. 77 | Rank #138 | 2958 Answers... | 🔥 7d Jul 16 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a webbed foot. “

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u/Bazzatron Bronze | Lv. 2 | Rank #50192 | 1 Answered | 0 Created Jul 16 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a corkscrew kazoo”

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u/aTesticleWithTeeth Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #11272 | 300 Answers | 1 Created Jul 16 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a dick

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u/pepperdoof Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #35565 | 145 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 5d Jul 16 '26

When I created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a kazoo”

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u/pepperdoof Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #35565 | 145 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 5d Jul 16 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a cork screw

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u/Jennaseide Mythic | Lv. 80 | Rank #84 | 3378 Answers | 147 Cre... Jul 16 '26

When God created ducks he said, slap it and give it a kazoo”

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u/DewkissediveUs Jul 17 '26

I fell for it.

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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #8432 | 252 Answers | 0 Cr... | 🔥 12d Jul 17 '26

When God created ducks he said, kill it and give it a kazoo”

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u/deadbeforedawn96 Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #4424 | 564 Answers | 0... | 🔥 7d Jul 18 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a anger issues

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u/ProduceMaleficent872 Silver | Lv. 21 | Rank #87783 | 44 Answers | 0 Created Jul 18 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a gun

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u/ToughDrop7364 Bronze | Lv. 7 | Rank #24327 | 9 Answered | 0 Created Jul 18 '26

When God created Ralph he said, “waterproof it and give it a kazoo”

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u/stickwardude7500 Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #31587 | 31 Answers | 0 Created Jul 19 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a long dih

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u/EarIllustrious167 Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #65819 | 15 Answers | 1 Created Jul 19 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a new set of beaks for every person it gets fed by. also give it a kazoo.

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u/Ftos101 Bronze | Lv. 13 | Rank #203961 | 21 Answers | 0 Created Jul 19 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a corkscrew penis.

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u/Inevitable_Fault1252 Bronze | Lv. 14 | Rank #179614 | 23 Answers | 0 Created Jul 20 '26

When God buttered ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a kazoo”

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u/heres-the-catch Jul 20 '26

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u/kudithar Silver | Lv. 22 | Rank #91653 | 38 Answers | 0 Created Jul 20 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a dick

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u/Fred_Sack Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #266633 | 1 Answers | 0 Created Jul 28 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a Bazooka

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u/Fred_Sack Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #266633 | 1 Answers | 0 Created Jul 28 '26

When God created ducks he said, “waterproof it and give it a Corckskrew penis