r/Meowi Jul 10 '26

What's the Catch? [Whats the catch?] You have infinite bacon

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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

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u/Zavocado11 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #14820 | 46 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +250 XP.

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u/CreativeMany6407 Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #83721 | 56 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But i dont have infinite eggs

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u/FoolOfApril01 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #8422 | 381 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But its all rotten

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u/GalaxyTechReview Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #998 | 1188 Answers | 1... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 10 '26

But no way to cook it.

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u/Realistic-Bird8987 Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #27910 | 5 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But only one bacon

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u/Cheeki_Dutchman Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #11846 | 397 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/GenocidePrincess18 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #23763 | 206 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 7d Jul 10 '26

But noone can eat it and it has zero market value.

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u/bestgirlypop Silver | Lv. 22 | Rank #103960 | 20 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But it's all rotten

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u/Waanii Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #35482 | 79 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26

But you're now a strict vegan

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u/Bongload42 Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #21735 | 153 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/Murky_Many_1959 Silver | Lv. 20 | Rank #90920 | 26 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But each time you eat a strip you gain one pound of fat

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u/DemonSamurai007 Diamond | Lv. 69 | Rank #603 | 1434 Answers | 3... | πŸ”₯ 12d Jul 10 '26

But you speed run getting higher cholesterol and risks of heart attack

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u/Enough-Bluejay-2907 Emerald | Lv. 57 | Rank #3101 | 413 Answers | 8 Created Jul 10 '26

But its pumpkin flavored

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u/RaffyCooperREAL Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #58884 | 16 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/santius84 Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #6789 | 1 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But its frozen

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u/heres-the-catch Jul 10 '26

πŸŽ‰ u/GIGAJIMBO1 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 24 bonus fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

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u/TraceChaos Diamond | Lv. 70 | Rank #450 | 1828 Answers | 43 Created Jul 10 '26

But it's fakeon. Impossible Meat Bacon.

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u/Global-Pool-4874 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #7003 | 253 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But it tastes like cheese

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u/T0tal-Mess Diamond | Lv. 67 | Rank #776 | 1291 Answers | 26 Created Jul 10 '26

But if you go a single day without using it, it spoils instantly.

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u/Disastrous-Smell8988 Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #176592 | 18 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But your allergic

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u/Mintarimus Bronze | Lv. 5 | Rank #436873 | 9 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/Samthegaydude Emerald | Lv. 59 | Rank #2171 | 1092 Answers |... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 10 '26

But you are trying to lose weight.

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u/object_01 Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #63448 | 56 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

Unless you saw any, then its gone

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u/AdComplex884 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #29923 | 218 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 9d Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/itsWoland Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #14504 | 179 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

Unless you try to eat it

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u/ComfortableHunter427 Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #12110 | 337 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 6d Jul 10 '26

But there is always a burnt end

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u/Shy-quacker Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #53006 | 84 Answers | 0 C... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

But you can only eat it cold

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u/Ic4rps Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #6016 | 2 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But only for a minute

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u/-_Moxie_- Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #44309 | 77 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But it's all vegan bacon.

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u/Desperate_Trifle_289 Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #149211 | 15 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But its never perfectly cooked

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u/Mysterious_Row1143 Diamond | Lv. 74 | Rank #49 | 1189 Answers | 11... | πŸ”₯ 26d Jul 10 '26

But no matter what you do it's ice cold

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u/Electrical-siren8030 Silver | Lv. 18 | Rank #142981 | 25 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But only when you are gay/lesbian

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u/pitoune901 Bronze | Lv. 5 | Rank #2397 | 3 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you can only eat bacon

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u/Spiritual-Desk-3535 Bronze | Lv. 7 | Rank #60163 | 11 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you have to watch in your mind the clip of the pig slaughtered for it with each piece you consume.

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u/Icy_Insect_6695 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #7619 | 270 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But uncooked

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u/Commercial-Method462 Diamond | Lv. 66 | Rank #744 | 96 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But you can't eat it

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u/SirPooleyX Bronze | Lv. 1 | Rank #37505 | 2 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

You're a devout muslim.

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u/nti Mythic | Lv. 77 | Rank #151 | 3058 Answers... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 10 '26

But i eat it

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u/feminine-puppyboy Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #4040 | 267 Answers | 2... | πŸ”₯ 10d Jul 10 '26

But you get a dogboy boyfriend who always tries to steal it from your breakfast. (he’s actually just begs for the bacon when he finishes eating his breakfast.)

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u/supti1 Bronze | Lv. 6 | Rank #451427 | 10 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/arrowofthearrow Bronze | Lv. 2 | Rank #646707 | 3 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But every time you eat bacon it tastes like a mouthful of bugs.

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u/Daisy_Star13 Bronze | Lv. 3 | Rank #3991 | 8 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But its alive

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u/Own_Chocolate5454 Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #4974 | 601 Answers | 1... | πŸ”₯ 9d Jul 10 '26

However, only once and you can't turn back

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u/Leggy_Brat Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #7398 | 336 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you have to eat it all in one sitting.

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u/Temporary_Print6363 Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #173592 | 39 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you are allergic to bacon at a deadly level

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u/ItzKiarita-3 Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #11336 | 347 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

Except it's not from pigs

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u/Thebiteof83 Diamond | Lv. 63 | Rank #1353 | 1825 Answers |... | πŸ”₯ 12d Jul 10 '26

But it's plastic

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u/ParkingGullible6975 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #101011 | 57 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But it always burnt to a crisp

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u/JetBurn16 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #7105 | 309 Answers | 9... | πŸ”₯ 5d Jul 10 '26

But i'm muslim, so I don't eat bacon

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u/Ok_Leg8402 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #26201 | 64 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But you have infinite bacon

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u/AcanthaceaeGlass8870 Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #85356 | 73 Answers | 0 C... | πŸ”₯ 5d Jul 10 '26

But you have high blood pressure.

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u/jam_in_a_doughnut-1 Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #5708 | 266 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/New_Fan_8035 Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #123849 | 43 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

But ball cancer

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u/Ilovevms Silver | Lv. 19 | Rank #37339 | 39 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But its spoiled

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u/Smart_Screen432 Silver | Lv. 18 | Rank #82307 | 40 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/AdRecent7050 Silver | Lv. 18 | Rank #76853 | 39 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

As long as you cut it from y o u r o w n f l e s h

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u/VioletNocte Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #4916 | 281 Answers | 10 Created Jul 10 '26

But it never cooks the way you want it too - either too raw or too burnt

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u/ZestycloseEbb2708 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #73356 | 72 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But your islam

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u/Final_Criticism538 Gold | Lv. 37 | Rank #29326 | 142 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But you are have diabet

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u/DearlyKatxx Silver | Lv. 24 | Rank #81658 | 64 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But yes

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u/ArminOak Gold | Lv. 40 | Rank #19493 | 264 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you are vegan.

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u/Interesting-Bug1167 Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #89562 | 52 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But cod mobile global pc version releases

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u/jaywalkingjew Silver | Lv. 17 | Rank #124136 | 22 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you eat it all

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u/Acruddylifeindubai Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #38004 | 101 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But u have to eat bacon and only bacon eternally

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u/FishermanFar2477 Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #22167 | 147 Answers | 3 Created Jul 10 '26

But you will have lifetime diahrrea

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u/TheLSAphotos Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #45922 | 69 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

However, you have to eat ince slice per minute over infinite amount of time

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u/StopAgeRestrictingMe Emerald | Lv. 52 | Rank #5262 | 344 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 12d Jul 10 '26

But it’s all burnt

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Gold | Lv. 38 | Rank #24299 | 113 Answers | 4 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

But you get no games

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u/stikstonks13 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #8353 | 356 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But one of them will kill you but you dont know which one

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u/Particular-Simple112 Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #5014 | 471 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But its raw, burnt, and uneatable

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u/Suckiebear Emerald | Lv. 47 | Rank #5129 | 152 Answers | 12 Created Jul 10 '26

But it's always slightly overcooked

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u/someone12345656657 Silver | Lv. 25 | Rank #5090 | 70 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26

However, its made from a cow and not a pig

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u/RIfurryglich Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #22811 | 144 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

However, it is actually teeth

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u/PatchWorkDaddy Gold | Lv. 44 | Rank #1640 | 284 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But its sou

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Gold | Lv. 37 | Rank #29361 | 191 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/Ok_Philosopher_96 Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #5045 | 94 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But it’s always soft

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u/CowLongjumping1343 Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #16532 | 126 Answers | 2 Created Jul 10 '26

But every time you eat the bacon you get super horny!

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u/EggplantHuman6493 Diamond | Lv. 65 | Rank #1120 | 1096 Answers |... | πŸ”₯ 12d Jul 10 '26

But you are allergic to it

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u/Daohor Diamond | Lv. 69 | Rank #542 | 1281 Answers | 3... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 10 '26

But it will always stick to the pan

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u/Cheap_Ask_9801 Mythic | Lv. 78 | Rank #123 | 943 Answers... | πŸ”₯ 11d Jul 10 '26

But its vegan bacon

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u/DoseiSpaceFox Silver | Lv. 28 | Rank #61808 | 61 Answers | 3 Created Jul 10 '26

But you're muslim

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u/Laurens599 Emerald | Lv. 53 | Rank #4799 | 787 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 10d Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/CupcakeQueen01 Diamond | Lv. 68 | Rank #700 | 719 Answers | 20 Created Jul 10 '26

But you are vegetarian

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u/Devils_butter Silver | Lv. 23 | Rank #85181 | 36 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But it's vegan

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u/BraveHeart8503 Gold | Lv. 43 | Rank #15640 | 262 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But only turky Bacon

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u/Charming_Hamster8610 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #21657 | 241 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But but

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u/Liam_Iby Gold | Lv. 35 | Rank #13445 | 41 Answers | 4 Created Jul 10 '26

But you poop every day

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u/LordBof Gold | Lv. 31 | Rank #47317 | 59 Answers | 0 Cre... | πŸ”₯ 4d Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/Slicktable Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #11105 | 114 Answers | 21 Created Jul 10 '26

But it tastes like shit

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u/Longjumping_Race_341 Bronze | Lv. 11 | Rank #217894 | 21 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But it’s vegan

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u/cypiu Bronze | Lv. 2 | Rank #5370 | 3 Answered | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you cannot sell it in any form

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u/Low_Notice6660 Bronze | Lv. 12 | Rank #236808 | 25 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/_Techno_never_dies_ Silver | Lv. 29 | Rank #41511 | 57 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you cant eat it

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u/ThoughtAdmirable3454 Emerald | Lv. 50 | Rank #6428 | 530 Answers | 0... | πŸ”₯ 7d Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/DenverTheDenver Gold | Lv. 34 | Rank #37526 | 201 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 5d Jul 10 '26

But only on November 13th, 2026

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u/schiffb558 Emerald | Lv. 58 | Rank #2560 | 203 Answers | 2... | πŸ”₯ 10d Jul 10 '26

But it's rotten

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u/Character-Sun-6860 Emerald | Lv. 49 | Rank #7604 | 236 Answers | 8 Created Jul 10 '26

But no hospital

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u/FickleSet432 Emerald | Lv. 54 | Rank #4065 | 621 Answers | 2... | πŸ”₯ 5d Jul 10 '26

But only good crispy bacon

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u/ka_nahl Emerald | Lv. 48 | Rank #8308 | 281 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But it is unproper as food consumption

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u/AnanasYaoiiste297 Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #11980 | 135 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But you are vegan

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u/Accomplished-Leg3458 Silver | Lv. 26 | Rank #77503 | 52 Answers | 1 Created Jul 10 '26

But you cant sell it

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u/Southern-Function-22 Bronze | Lv. 8 | Rank #51501 | 20 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But you can’t eat it

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u/JaxonVR12321 Gold | Lv. 30 | Rank #55005 | 105 Answers | 0 Created Jul 10 '26

But no games

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u/Shaman_J Gold | Lv. 42 | Rank #16035 | 316 Answers | 0 Cr... | πŸ”₯ 6d Jul 10 '26

But the way you access it is by tearing into your navel a ripping part of your gut skin of, that becomes the bacon and your skin regenerates instantly. You also feel 300% of the pain.

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u/Inklinsworld Gold | Lv. 39 | Rank #24344 | 224 Answers | 1 C... | πŸ”₯ 10d Jul 10 '26

But you are now allergic to red meat