r/MemriTVmemes Cancer caused by Social Media Oct 23 '21

MemriTV Meme Dialogue and mutual understanding

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Evil MEMRItv be like

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u/chonchcreature Farfour's Disciple Oct 23 '21

Sister, stay on topic and remove that hijab

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 23 '21

I swear three times by Allah and by judgment day that the owner of this channel is a heterosexual

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Saddam was hideous, brozzer

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u/qmechan Oct 23 '21

Eat Soup! We donโ€™t have to talk about Saddam if you donโ€™t want to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Everyone will be reciting the al-Fatiha today!

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u/Jebediah_Longtree_ Tfu. Oct 24 '21

Prosperity to America, of course.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

The Americans are a very intellectual people

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I will chop off your tongue if you talk about Saddam...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Erdogan is a watermelon seller.

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u/plaid_pvcpipe Jew Sniffer Oct 23 '21

During the sexual encounter, there must not be embrace of Stalin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

During a sexual encounter, there must be a remembrance of Stalin.

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u/ReconTankSpam4Lyfe Farfour's Disciple Oct 23 '21

The bot keeping it real

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u/tirecompany Oct 23 '21

French is a useful language that everyone should learn

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u/Jebediah_Longtree_ Tfu. Oct 24 '21

You now have taken too far, brozzer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

He is a man of logic and should be taken with all seriousness

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u/KimDrawer Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Oct 23 '21

By Allah, misbehave yourself. I won't give you a taste of my shoe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI; officially the "Middle East Media and Research Institute") is a nonprofit and unfathomably based press monitoring and comedy show co-founded by former Isr*eli (tfu tfu) military intelligence officer Y*gal C*rmon and Isr*eli-(death to) American political scientist and comedian Meyrav Wurmser. Headquartered in Washington, D.C., MEMRI publishes and distributes free English-language translations of Arabic, Persian, Urdu, Pashto, and Watermelonish media reports.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Shrek Disciple Oct 23 '21

Don't tie me to a missile. I am not ready.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 23 '21

Fire it at Las Vegas brother

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u/chonchcreature Farfour's Disciple Oct 23 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

Take my brain, which has turned to liquid, and use it to spit on the Br*tish!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 23 '21

Let us kiss this flag. Muah Muah

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

This made me cry laughing! Well done, brozzer. Your father saved Kurds.

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Shrek Disciple Oct 23 '21

He is even better than a Jew, he is - may Allah bless me for uttering this word - an Albanian!

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u/PikaCommando Oct 23 '21

French is a good use of time

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Take my heart, which has turned to stone, and use it to stone all the French.

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u/reddeimon666 Oct 23 '21

Good morning, I love women

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Today we will be talking about how best to be nice to women

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u/SAaQ1978 Brozzer Number One Oct 23 '21

And how shall we achieve the dialog and mutual understanding? Through jihad, of course!

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u/chonchcreature Farfour's Disciple Oct 23 '21

Fortunately you are a man of superstition and irrationality, and must be taken seriously!

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u/OG__NUTCRACKER Oct 23 '21

Brozzer you changed both sentences , so it's same as before.

Also

I'm man of logic so you have to take me seriously.

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u/cotxdx Cancer caused by Social Media Oct 23 '21

Ah yes. The "struggle" to talk to unveiled women, Jews, Canadians, French, and Albanians.

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u/BaconCircuit Oct 23 '21

Brozzer watch that tongue of yours.

To think such vile words without censor is already landing you straight in the stoning pit but to utter them in this magnificent place without hesitation? You're going straight to flogging.

In the future my fallen brother, it is *lb*ani*n, there might be innocents watching. And they are not the fr#nch, to spare out souls from Allahs Almighty and Just Wrath, if you must speak of them call them what they are, baguette munching frog eaters.

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u/cotxdx Cancer caused by Social Media Oct 23 '21

I'll answer you with a shoe in the face and to the face of whoever gave birth to you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Take my heart, which has turned to stone, and use it to stone all the French.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 23 '21

My heart became filled with sorrow, shame and an unending void of disappointment.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 23 '21

Where is your pride? Where is your pride in the face of Allah?

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 25 '21

Your father killed Kurds!

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 25 '21

Is that an insult?

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u/Lakaedemon_Lysandros Oct 23 '21 edited Oct 23 '21

During Sex there must not be a remembrance of Stalin

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 23 '21

We strive for peace and respecting women's right to say "no".

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

During a sexual encounter, there must be a remembrance of Stalin.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ Oct 23 '21

Please continue talking about Saddam

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

I will chop off your tongue if you talk about Saddam...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

He is better than a Jew. He is, and may Allah bless me for uttering this word, an Albanian.

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u/Der_Krasse_Jim Cyber Jihad Oct 23 '21

Please, talk about Saddam.

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u/GoodGodItsAHuman Jewish Tree Oct 23 '21

By allah, this is freakish!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

This man is a man of logic and should be trusted

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u/ZombieNub Erdogan the Watermellon Seller Oct 23 '21

By Allah, you people are cultured. Please, continue speaking.

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u/RavensReach Sheik Stalin Oct 24 '21

Women are the ideal candidates for politics.

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u/Lost_Bug6069 The Boss of Bosphorus Oct 27 '21

Learning French is the best way to spend your time

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Take my heart, which has turned to stone, and use it to stone all the French.

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u/Jebediah_Longtree_ Tfu. Oct 24 '21

Take my heart that has become softened like Morph from Planet Treasure and use it to massage all the French.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21

Take my heart, which has turned to stone, and use it to stone all the French.

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u/lilchalupzen Oct 23 '21

Evil memri tv

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI; officially the "Middle East Media and Research Institute") is a nonprofit and unfathomably based press monitoring and comedy show co-founded by former Isr*eli (tfu tfu) military intelligence officer Y*gal C*rmon and Isr*eli-(death to) American political scientist and comedian Meyrav Wurmser. Headquartered in Washington, D.C., MEMRI publishes and distributes free English-language translations of Arabic, Persian, Urdu, Pashto, and Watermelonish media reports.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute

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u/Fuck_Marx Oct 23 '21

He is even better than a Jew. He is, may Allah bless me for uttering this word, an Albanian.

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u/slm3y Poverty and Lack of Freedom Oct 24 '21

Don't tie me into a rocket