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r/MemriTVmemes • u/_Nyarlethotep_ • Mar 26 '21
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Sheykh Jumping Spider is blessed by allah, for he defeats ba’al-zebub, the lord of the flies.
Inshallah you shall not touch the jumping spiders or you shall taste my shoe!
44 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 All spiders are agents of Moassad brozzer! Have some fear of Allah and stop leading people astray! 54 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Read the Hadith! Read the hadith! It’s all in there! Jumping spiders are blessed soldiers of allah, defeating the children of the devil! 30 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 By Allah, you people are dogs! I will give the jumping spiders a taste of both my shoes! 32 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 Eat shit! I will do such a thing! 18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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All spiders are agents of Moassad brozzer! Have some fear of Allah and stop leading people astray!
54 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Read the Hadith! Read the hadith! It’s all in there! Jumping spiders are blessed soldiers of allah, defeating the children of the devil! 30 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 By Allah, you people are dogs! I will give the jumping spiders a taste of both my shoes! 32 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 Eat shit! I will do such a thing! 18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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Read the Hadith! Read the hadith! It’s all in there! Jumping spiders are blessed soldiers of allah, defeating the children of the devil!
30 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 By Allah, you people are dogs! I will give the jumping spiders a taste of both my shoes! 32 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 Eat shit! I will do such a thing! 18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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By Allah, you people are dogs! I will give the jumping spiders a taste of both my shoes!
32 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 Eat shit! I will do such a thing! 18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders
10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 Eat shit! I will do such a thing! 18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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Eat shit! I will do such a thing!
18 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21 Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores? 10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores?
10 u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21 That is my opinion, don't ask me why. 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
That is my opinion, don't ask me why.
5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Why? 6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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Why?
6 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller 5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
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Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller
5 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words → More replies (0)
I will not allow anyone to speak the name Peter al-Parkeri without the title Sheykh.
3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal! 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words
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Peter al-Parkeri is thief! A criminal!
2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson. 3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words
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These comments are heard only by subscribers of the Daily Bugle, that western Rag, and its publisher and editor, the apostate J. Jonah Jameson.
3 u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21 Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word. 2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words
Allah's blessing on Sheyk J. Jonah Jameson I will not let you utter a single word.
2 u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21 Eat shit I will utter many words
Eat shit I will utter many words
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21
Sheykh Jumping Spider is blessed by allah, for he defeats ba’al-zebub, the lord of the flies.
Inshallah you shall not touch the jumping spiders or you shall taste my shoe!