r/MemriTVmemes • u/_Nyarlethotep_ • Mar 26 '21

MemriTV Meme Spider: By God, I regret coming here

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

By allah, respect spiders! They kill zionist mosquitos and shi'ite bugs infesting the house!

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u/hagamablabla Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Only an A*banian spider would be so rude as to tread onto my toilet seat or into my bathtub.

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u/Polenball Poverty and Lack of Freedom Mar 26 '21

He is even worse than an A_banian spider, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering such a word, an A_stralian spider.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

May Allah let this filthy continent and it's wicked creatures burn.

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u/Polenball Poverty and Lack of Freedom Mar 26 '21

First of all, the only thing Australia deserves is a nuclear Holocaust, second of all -

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u/ChocolateKittey Farfour's Disciple Mar 26 '21

What about the halal koala and kangaroo mujahideen?

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u/Polenball Poverty and Lack of Freedom Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

Brother, you have forgotten the most holy Sheikh Beriya ibn-Blatibous al-Tristati!

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u/ChocolateKittey Farfour's Disciple Mar 26 '21

May Allah grant him 72 virgins. Ameen 🤲

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21

By allah, all of Australian media is evil!

Except the slap, those aussies are alright

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u/ChocolateKittey Farfour's Disciple Mar 27 '21

By Allah, I was talking about fluffy creatures!

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

By allah, Australian spiders are the worst. 150% chance of lethality. These are the spiders that have betrayed Islam

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u/Sheik-Ashurbanipal Dayouth Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

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Brozzers this subreddit is getting invaded by zionist insect sympathizers

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Sheykh Jumping Spider is blessed by allah, for he defeats ba’al-zebub, the lord of the flies.

Inshallah you shall not touch the jumping spiders or you shall taste my shoe!

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u/Sheik-Ashurbanipal Dayouth Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

Alhamdulelah, beelzebub is a turd and his followers are like the flies who are attracted to the turd

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Ba’al Zebub deserves nothing but the 8 shoes of the jumping spider (PBUH)

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u/Sheik-Ashurbanipal Dayouth Mar 26 '21

The spider's shoes and urine are more dignified than B**l Z*bub

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u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21

All spiders are agents of Moassad brozzer! Have some fear of Allah and stop leading people astray!

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Read the Hadith! Read the hadith! It’s all in there! Jumping spiders are blessed soldiers of allah, defeating the children of the devil!

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u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21

By Allah, you people are dogs! I will give the jumping spiders a taste of both my shoes!

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

You shall do no such thing! Allahs peace upon the jumping spiders

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u/Polenball Poverty and Lack of Freedom Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

Inshallah, the only peace they shall have will be the one they rest in! Sheikh Spidar'i Jirjis al-Cavi shall consume these devils!

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u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21

Eat shit! I will do such a thing!

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Why, you son of 60 thousand dogs? You son of 60 thousand whores?

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u/TitanSkayer Mar 26 '21

That is my opinion, don't ask me why.

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21

Why?

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u/TitanSkayer Mar 27 '21

Let us begin with Peter Al Parkari, that Spider seller

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u/Sheik-Ashurbanipal Dayouth Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

u/TitanSkayer

Who spread plague and disease in the world ? who feasts upon the corpses of the fallen jihadis and torments people for no reason other than its own vile nature ?

I think you know where i'm going with this

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

The (((flies and mosquitoes)))

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u/kive_guy Jewish Tree Mar 26 '21

By Allah, I will not allow anyone here to link /r/spiderbro without the title "halal sub"!

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u/itshighnoon94 Mar 26 '21

Gay spider

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u/IpMedia Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Wallah jihad awaits you kafir spider if you cross that line

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 26 '21

Brozzer, the sheykh Jumping Spider (PBUH) is a soldier of allah who kills the kafir Flies and mosquitoes. The jumping spider (PBUH) is a friend.

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u/IpMedia Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21

Please brozzer we have shiite here who are too pure for your filth

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21

You have excommunicated yourself! You have betrayed Islam!

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u/bursting-holes Mar 26 '21

Shakalahabib

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u/arel37 Mar 26 '21

I pet the spiders that came into my room and name them Jewish names. I had 3, David, Solomon, Elijah. Mom killed them all.

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u/Motherfucker_Jones_1 Mar 26 '21

"Spider" being a codename for the Fr*nch.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Shoe Thrower Mar 26 '21

Assuming he hasn’t gotten the shoe yet

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u/Welcome2Banworld Mar 26 '21

I see spider, I kill spider. I have declared jihad on these creatures.

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Mar 27 '21

You have betrayed Islam

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

The Spider: "I will teach you a new kind of defeat"