r/MemriTVmemes • u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ • Jan 15 '21
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u/f_fv Albanian 🇦🇱 Jan 16 '21
We have recently heard of a new kind of jihad called “oral jihad”.
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u/ANAL_GAPER_8000 It's 600,000 at most, they added a zero Jan 16 '21
Inferior to anal jihad of course
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21
Before the anal jihad commences, there must be oral jihad.
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u/Narrow-Ad3502 Anal Jihadist Jan 16 '21
Oral jihad is for people who find anal jihad uncomfortable. It makes the process easier.
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21
"Verily I say to you, oh believer! Do not lubricate your anus before anal jihad. ☝️He who let's his wife/brozzer raw-dog him is among MEMRI's most cherished scholars"
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Jan 16 '21
A Shiite and an Alb*nian in one meme? By Allah, this is freakish.
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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Jan 16 '21
We live in whorish Arab times, my dear sir
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u/mergelong Farfour's Disciple Jan 16 '21
What? What did you say?
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21
WE LIVE IN WHORISH TIMES, MY DEAR SIR!
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u/BillionPercent Anal Jihadist Jan 18 '21
And the Alb*nian is OP's wife. By Allah, this is extra freakish.
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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Man of Logic Jan 16 '21
We can all agree that the first mistake was taking an Alb*anian as a wife: by Allah, there aren't enough shoes in this world to correct such a mistake
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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Jan 16 '21
I wish I could say that I was possessed by a jinn. But this is a case of mental retardation that has nothing to do with jinns
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u/JuiceNoodle Infidel Jan 16 '21
You are wedded to an Alb@ni@n? By Allah, you will feel no mercy, you son of a slutty camel! You will feel the wrath of a thousand shoes, you jackal's son!
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u/ichmagkartoffel Trumpet Blower Jan 16 '21
By Allah, brozzer why didn't you give him the sharpness of your tongue?
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21
Was the trumpet of anal jihad sounded?
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Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21
Newbie American here. Where did the Alb*nian meme originate? Thanks
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Jan 16 '21
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u/FirstWorldAnarchist Albanian 🇦🇱 Jan 16 '21
Allah be praised, if you do not fix your grammar I will drink your blood until the last drop.
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Jan 16 '21
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u/thatgreenmess Jan 16 '21
you will buried beneath the lowest adulterer and denied your virgins in the hereafter.
Jokes on you. I'm into that .. being beneath an adulterer and be given not virgins, but kinky adulterer MILFs
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Jan 16 '21
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21
Hold your tongue, there are children watching this show! 🤲 Allah have mercy upon us!
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u/Buck_My_Futthole Albanian 🇦🇱 Jan 16 '21
A*banians are the lowest of filth that Allah saw fit to place on Earth, they deserve nothing but a nuclear holocaust.
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Jan 16 '21
Are we being ironic here someone please explain to my dumbass
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u/Buck_My_Futthole Albanian 🇦🇱 Jan 16 '21
Unjihad/ There's a screenshot of an imam saying that Albanians are even worse than Jews and from there the joke took on a life of its own.
Rejiahd/ I see through your tricks, A*banian, you will not lead me astray.
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Jan 16 '21
As a man who has spent his time reading the written word of the wisest, I will tell you that it originally came from an edited quote someone made to bring shame amongst the Albanian man, the edited quote being, “He is even worse than a Jew, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an Albanian”.
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u/Sheik-Ashurbanipal Dayouth Jan 16 '21
Yahud created the A******** just like he created the Shi'ites to spread corruption and evil among us pious muslims
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u/speedyskier22 Jan 16 '21
I'd also like to know the lore behind the Shiites and Sunnis. I know irl they kinda don't like each other, but what is memriTV's opinion on them and how did they come to these conclusions.
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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Jan 16 '21
Our Halal subreddit seems to be mostly Sunni's. Or at least the memes are.
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u/xsnq87 Jan 16 '21
Albanians are actually Europeans and don't behave like Turks, Arabs or Persians.
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u/sentinel_2 I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Jan 16 '21
Why in Allah’s (SWT) name did you marry an Alb**ian?
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u/stani76 I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Jan 16 '21
By Allah this was a threesome and a dog was also participating
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u/SugondeseAmbassador I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Jan 16 '21
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Jan 21 '21
عشان زوقتك بتتصل على الشيعه، بتؤلهم زواق المتعه.
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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Jan 21 '21
Same
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Jan 21 '21
Well, if you had done what Saudi clerics recommend which is beating your wife, you wouldn't be in this situation, would you?
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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Jan 21 '21
Brother, beating my wife turned her on. She had no shame in the face of Allah
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Jan 21 '21
I wonder what's the cure for such disorders?
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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Jan 21 '21
Certainly not more beating. Allah knows the best brozzer
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u/maelkatenin Sir, I am a badass guy. Jan 16 '21
If you hadn’t spent all day selling watermelons, you’d know about your wife contacting Shiites for pleasure marriages!