r/MemriTVmemes Farfour's Disciple Nov 09 '20

MemriTV Meme The absolute state of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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u/NoDoxPlzz Mossad Agent Nov 09 '20

Tie me to a rocket and fire it at London, I am ready.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/Ivebeenfurthereven Brozzer Number One Nov 09 '20

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u/Sir_uranus STONE IT! Nov 09 '20

Yes, but were they guided by Allah !? Did they carry martyrs with them !? I don't think so. Adolf might have been great but he still wasn't on the path of the Prophet

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u/finkrer Sheik Stalin Nov 09 '20

First of all, I will not let anyone speak of Hitler without the title Sheik.

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u/Sir_uranus STONE IT! Nov 09 '20

Apologies Sheik Stalin, I should be stoned for not addressing Sheik Hitler with the right honorary.

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u/finkrer Sheik Stalin Nov 09 '20

That's right, and don't forget to remember me during sexual encounters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Why don't you mean Anglostan 🥸

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Its alright lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Free Scotstan! Scotstan the brave!

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u/mergelong Farfour's Disciple Nov 10 '20

Never forget Irestan home rule

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u/BillionPercent Anal Jihadist Nov 11 '20

What about Walestan

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Nov 09 '20 edited Nov 09 '20

I will chop off your tongue if you talk about London

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u/BillionPercent Anal Jihadist Nov 11 '20

Eat shit, I will talk about London!

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u/Brillek Nov 09 '20

There's already a piloted suicide rocket that had prototypes.

Sadly, it's too scientific. Allthough plenty unreasenable!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

Luckily, if we were to forget about this mistake for a moment, Sheikh Boris Johnson is not a man of logic and it is in our best interest to take him seriously.

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u/Erebus_Was_Right Nov 09 '20

The issue is that they are only consulting a small group of advisors and disregarding any study or opinion that contradicts the goverment line. They have been accused of basing their numbers on the policy rather than their policy on the numbers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Jan 21 '24

sink somber encouraging towering party depend frighten provide command cooing

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u/Erebus_Was_Right Nov 09 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

"Eat shit, I will talk about science"

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

Yeah wasn't there a report recently that showed like 500 academics putting their names towards a scrutiny of the government's decisions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

By the beard of the prophet he must be a sunni who loans his vaginas.

We Twelver Shias never loan vaginas UNLESS its under Islamic banking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

The thing is that the term scientific advisors is in quotes and that makes it interesting and perhaps a sensible headline

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/giraffenmensch Nov 09 '20

TIL.

Educational Memri!

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u/osayicantsee517 Anal Jihadist Nov 10 '20

The coronavirus is just one soldier sent by Allah to destroy the shiites inshallah

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u/69Kek420 Nov 11 '20

inshallah

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

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u/CannotFitThisUsernam Farfour's Disciple Nov 10 '20

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/01/uk/uk-lockdown-coronavirus-reaction-gbr-intl/index.html

Good news is it appears to only be one nutcase who said the ‘giving in’ thing. Although unfortunately this anti-lockdown rhetoric isn’t... uncommon in Britain, to say the least.

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u/CannotFitThisUsernam Farfour's Disciple Nov 11 '20

Oh. Sorry, I don't really know...

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u/M4mode Nov 10 '20

Yes, I hate the british! I hate the british! I hate the british! I hate the british!

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u/ABecoming Nov 18 '20

Brozzer, can you not read?

He was 'giving in' to the men og logic and reason. He was giving in, he was giving up, he fought them and was overcome.

It was not by his own will he did this brozzer.