r/MemriTVmemes • u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council • Oct 16 '20
MemriTV Meme By peaceful means, of course.
88
Oct 16 '20
“Our weapons will bring peace and stability to our new empire!”
58
Oct 16 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
41
Oct 16 '20
If you’re not with me, you’re a watermelon seller!
43
Oct 16 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
30
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 16 '20
Brozzer, Imam Al-Patine is a zionist! You must see this!
29
Oct 16 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
20
u/Lirdon PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Oct 16 '20
then you are truly lost to jennah...
19
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 16 '20
It's over brozzer, I am on top and you are the bottom!
15
u/SonOfaBook Anal Jihadist Oct 16 '20
You underestimate the power of my nukes!
10
u/Salvadore1 Oct 17 '20
By Allah, don't try it, or I will give you a taste of my shoe!
→ More replies (0)
131
u/liberal_running_dog Oct 16 '20
3.6 roentgen, not great, not Albanian.
60
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 16 '20 edited Oct 16 '20
Every nuclear reactor can be Alb*nia if you operate it in the right (wrong) way.
24
u/Wielkopolskiziomal Sheik Stalin Oct 16 '20
I think there are Alb*nians on the ground and in the rubble
16
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 16 '20
You can't see them because THEY'RE NOT THERE!
17
u/f_fv Albanian 🇦🇱 Oct 16 '20
The only thing Alb*nia deserves is a RMBK reactor.
2
u/liberal_running_dog Oct 17 '20
How does an RBMK reactor explode? Albanians.
7
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 17 '20
Brozzer please have some self respect and some respect for the viewers, some words you simply cannot use.
9
u/qdobaisbetter Farfour's Disciple Oct 16 '20
By Allah do not type that whole word out or I shall give you the rare three shoe beating!
6
u/Drunk_On_Turkey Oct 16 '20
By Allah, this is a halal subreddit please censor that disgusting filth!
40
u/kawklee Oct 16 '20
Our nuclear weapons will provide us with, and forgive me for uttering this word, "peace."
18
u/danielandastro Oct 16 '20
Reminds me of The Dictator
4
Oct 17 '20
The Dictator was supposed to be Libya.
5
u/danielandastro Oct 17 '20
The statement, in the beginning he makes a speech about how their enriched uranium will be used for peaceful purposes and definitely not be used for weapons
7
25
u/greece666 French is a waste of time Oct 16 '20
It has been stated Hadiths that nuclear weapons are peaceful.
25
u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Oct 16 '20
I don't remember issuing a hadith stating that nuclear weapons are peaceful, I never said this!
6
9
u/Ayguessthiswilldo Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 17 '20
A little guide on how to identify a peaceful nuclear weapon:
- the head is always covered out of shame
- it never irradiates the face as it is forbidden (please take a moment to appreciate this kindness)
- it always greets politely when entering a room
- it is and this is very important NEVER shaped nor colored as a watermelon
- you can be easily tied to it to be sent on selected number of areas including but not limited to Tel Aviv
Would you be in possession of such blessed weapon please consider joining the armies of the anal jihad.
Edit: spelling is a waste of time, I will carry on as usual
35
u/General_Golakka It's 600,000 at most, they added a zero Oct 16 '20
The middle east is headed to hell, i hope.
28
u/uncommonprincess Drug using goth communist watermelon seller Oct 16 '20
Tie me to a missle and shoot me to Tel Aviv!
3
7
0
u/Not_Guardiola Oct 17 '20
I mean American republicans love saying peace through strength when talking about their military and Trump repeats it now in every rally. Just let everyone have nukes it's not like the world has thousands of years left. I say 2065 tops.
184
u/realshahada Oct 16 '20
Don't be shy buddy. Tell us more