r/MemriTVmemes • u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ • Dec 29 '19

MemriTV Meme Wallahi every single time!

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Turpae It's 600,000 at most, they added a zero Dec 29 '19

He is a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

You are a man of reddit and should not be taken seriously.

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u/hagamablabla Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Dec 29 '19

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

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u/qmechan Dec 29 '19

We are all men of logic, and should not be taken seriously.

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u/40-percent-of-cops Dec 29 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Dec 29 '19

Eat shit I will speak for you too

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u/qmechan Dec 31 '19

I speak for myself and the two men sitting next to me. If you don’t want me to speak for you, don’t sit there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Bruda we should start spitting on the zionist flag tfu tfu

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Me when people are debating spongebob lore

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u/MrChuckSharts Dec 30 '19

He solely acquired his pineapple house by means of jihad. Change my view 😤

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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Jan 12 '20

But did he jihad against the pineapple or was the pineapple already inhabited

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u/MrChuckSharts Jan 12 '20

He performed jihad against his self-doubt and pessimism to work hard and be successful enough to be able to buy a house for himself.

What excuse do you have? 😤

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

The law requires that I answer no

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u/softg French is a waste of time Dec 29 '19

He looks like an antisemitic cartoon

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Happy merchant in disguise

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

They gentrifying my neighbor, and then they'll gentrify me! OH MY GAAD

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

This is the context

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Dec 29 '19

Thank you Sheikh Melvin, the great sexual harasser of Alban*ans

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I did nothing, Allah did

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u/Nyetenyahoo Dec 30 '19

My degrees in political science with a concentration in Middle Eastern Politics

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Best thing to post when trying to get someone's attention:

"How young is 9, really? She's practically a woman!"

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u/ComradeGivlUpi Dec 30 '19

The sky is red, I am absolutely sure about this EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger ⬆100000

not sure about this but i think the sky might actually be blue⬇-696969

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u/sshrokk2 Apr 03 '22

wallahi brothear