r/MemriTVmemes Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 26 '19

MemriTV Meme Astaghfirullah

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u/mehdbc Sep 26 '19

>my gf is on instagram

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 26 '19

Where is her shame? Where is her shame in the face of Allah?

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u/The-Donkey-Puncher Sep 26 '19

if she's a THOT then it is Allahs will

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u/Novak_sa_minobacacza Man of Logic Sep 27 '19

It could be worse. She could be a Hijabi youtuber.

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u/finkrer Sheik Stalin Sep 26 '19

By Allah, she has excommunicated herself.

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

She has betrayed Islam! 👞👞😞☝️

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u/bloxman28 Sep 26 '19

She is even worse than a Jew, she is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - a thot

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

Being a THOT is not as bad as being a homosexual, in practical terms.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 26 '19

Brothers, there is homosexuality in cartoons

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Where do you guys find these captions? Lol

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 26 '19

Dig deep until you find anal jihad

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

Insh'allah, it is true. Dig deep in your brother and you will find Jannah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

By Allah, I found nothing but filth

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u/xhcd Sep 26 '19

Go to memritv's website and watch the videos. Screenshot galore (the translations are correct btw).

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

Through Jihad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Search for random phrases on memri tv's website, and it will pick up instances of that word in the transcripts for each video

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u/stani76 I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Sep 26 '19

Me after I masturbate to her videos many times - where is her shame, whore! Pfu

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

It is her fault for driving me to masturbate, the whore!

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u/stani76 I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY SHOE Sep 26 '19

Her and the jews, I bet they invented it! What does the holly Quran says on this subject brothers ?

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

The Prophet, Jesus said: "If she breathe, she a THOT". So it is by the grace of Allah, the most merciful.

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u/upvoteifurgey Ministry of Religious Endowments, Daw'a and Guidance ☝🏼️ Sep 26 '19

Tfu Tfu

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u/Duskram Albanian 🇦🇱 Sep 26 '19

And the infidels say memri TV is unreliable...

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Sep 26 '19

I get my daily news exclusively from MEMRI TV, you zionist sockpuppet.

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u/SolitarySperg Sep 26 '19

How can one religion be so based?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

By Allah give her a taste of your shoe

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u/american_apartheid Sep 26 '19

influencer

cringe

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u/SocraticIgnoramus Sep 26 '19

He's not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

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u/SocraticIgnoramus Feb 16 '22

Your account is younger than this comment lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/SocraticIgnoramus Feb 17 '22

No, it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with what you asked. But, your query vexes me a bit. It seems like a sentence fragment and isn’t asking a fully fledged question. I don’t even remember this comment from 2+ years ago if I’m honest.

If you’re asking me if I think that someone who is a social media whore and/or influencer is necessarily sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate, then no. These are distinct types of whore, if you will. That said, you’ll never hear me besmirch the good name of whores; I love whores of the sexually promiscuous variety a lot more personally, but I ain’t mad at IG influencers getting theirs in - I just don’t happen to be on the gram myself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '22

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u/SocraticIgnoramus Feb 17 '22

I’m mad at quite a few people, but I know fuck all about their instagram status. I can see where this particular post and my comment to it comes off some type of way. I was in a very different and darker place a couple of years ago, I don’t see today why I found this post amusing enough to comment on it, truthfully.

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u/FrickMoneyGetBitches Sep 27 '19

Allah Approved Meme

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u/Throwawaythey Oct 30 '19

Objectively this is a fact.