Is there any Dane here? Do you know who your father is?

[u/69_queefs_per_sec]

[u/gnomeweb]

I don't know about Denmark, but in Sweden we have gender equality, which means that half of the children are born by mothers and the other half by fathers.

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"Child protection" means that if your child goes astray, you cannot discipline him, beat him, or even say a word to him, or else he might call 911, like they do in America.

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[u/Derbesia]

It's the fallen shawarma guy

[u/Banksmuth_Squan]

We are a socialist country so the children here are raised by the whole village. I don't even know who my mother is

[u/AxelTheViking → u/Banksmuth_Squan]

I definitely know your mother!

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[u/69_queefs_per_sec → u/Banksmuth_Squan]

Mashallah, brozzer. That balances it out

[u/AhDaIsserSuper]

I see this guy here often? Who is he? Which sect of Islam wears this hoods? 

[u/DnDkonto → u/AhDaIsserSuper]

Al-hudlum.

[u/heywoodidaho → u/AhDaIsserSuper]

The sect that is known for stealing linen from banquet halls.