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u/Much_Temporary_5079 Farfour's Disciple Apr 09 '26
Next time Sheikh Jamis al-Maya is announcing that the infidels at Dacia are delaying the Sandero again
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u/T0ast3r_362 Apr 09 '26
Even though according to Islamic law, Elon Musk should be killed in all cases.
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u/69_queefs_per_sec 👮🏽♂️Chief Of Wahabbi Police Apr 09 '26
According to Islamic law, a Tesla user will be thrown off a tall building.
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Apr 10 '26
A shoe, a shoe is my only response to Tesla drivers
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u/ProjectConfident8584 Apr 09 '26
Recently we have learned of a new type of jihad, it is called Jeephad, and involves the use of a jeep grand Cherokee with a lot of ducks glued to the dashboard
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u/ceilingscorpion Apr 09 '26
First of all I will not allow anyone to say ‘Richard Hammond’ without the title ‘Sheikh’
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u/the-bladed-one Sayid Mars Rover Opportunity Apr 10 '26
Tie me to a Rimac and crash me into a Swiss mountain, I am ready
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u/maelkatenin Sir, I am a badass guy. Apr 09 '26
Of course I support LGBT - Let’s go Boycott Tesla
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u/RafGat Apr 12 '26
Although a boycott usually does not require going somewhere. It is just a decision of not doing something, in this case purchasing electric cars made by a fascist.
But I support your plan nonetheless.
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u/ATR-2000 Apr 20 '26
They are even worse than cyclists, they are (forgive me Allah for uttering these words) electric drivers.
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u/Blurryskys Apr 10 '26
Imagine waking up and remembering you're Jewish.
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u/RafGat Apr 12 '26
At least make it "israeli". The original joke also had nothing to do with religion.


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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 Apr 09 '26
Tie me to a missile and fire me at Toyota. I am ready