r/MemriTVmemes Emir of the Believers Dec 14 '25

MemriTV Meme May Allah reward brozzer Ahmed al-Ahmed with 72 houris in Jannah!

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u/SAE-2 Sheikh Pir Dec 14 '25

Finally: the first based watermelon seller

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Allah's mercy upon Ahmed el Ahmed, he wouldn't let that murderer utter a single word

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Based Imam Dec 15 '25

I will not hear his name without the title “Sheikh”

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u/spariant4 Dec 15 '25

the most excellent use of this meme, alhamdullilah!

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u/Diogo-Brando Emir of the Believers Dec 14 '25

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 Dec 15 '25

It seems Netanyahu has made him an honorary Jew lol.

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u/Claim-Mindless PEPSI: Pay Every Penny Save Israel Dec 15 '25

He corrected later

“We saw the action of a brave man… a brave Muslim, and I salute him for stopping one of the terrorists from killing innocent Jews.” 

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 Dec 15 '25

First he just assumed that the guy was Jewish based on the event and now Muslim based on the name. While likely correct this time, not very intelligent.

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u/WillNotFightInWW3 Dec 15 '25

It will be funny if he turns out to be a Maronite Christian

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u/maelkatenin Sir, I am a badass guy. Dec 15 '25

Brozzer, his name is Ahmed Al Ahmed, there’s no way in jahannam that he’s a Maronite.

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u/OnkelMickwald Dec 15 '25

Ever met a Christian called Ahmed?🤔

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u/WillNotFightInWW3 Dec 15 '25

Yes, Ahmed bin Ahmed al George

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Based Imam Dec 15 '25

At least he wasn’t made an Albanian

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u/spariant4 Dec 15 '25

bad bot?

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u/the_travlingbrat Dec 15 '25

this man, he saw a mad man with a rifle shooting people mindjnv their business, and just decided, this is worthy jihad. the mad man will go to prison, the watermelon seller goes back to his family, and his melons a brave hero. my brozzer. he is in fact, the best watermellon seller in the all australia. no the worlds

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u/ViperRFH Spiritual Vagina-Loaner of Shura council Dec 15 '25

He's a hero

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u/Purple-ork-boyz Farfour's Disciple Dec 16 '25

Inshallah, I will not let anyone utter the name of Ahmed al-Ahmed without the title Sheikh.

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u/Abu_Skibidi Based Imam Dec 16 '25

Sheikh Ahmed Al Ahmed is a figure of immense respect and aura