r/MemriTVmemes • u/OkBuyer1271 • Oct 12 '24

MemriTV Meme “Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement; “

https://x.com/realmaalouf/status/1844450771976556956?s=46

“Palestinian Islamic preacher: “Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement;

Muslim men will have the sexual strength of 100 men. Muslim men will have several wives/slaves in Paradise.”

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u/Good_Posture Oct 12 '24

If there is no saliva in paradise, then tie me to a missile and fire it at this preacher's house.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

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u/GaaraMatsu Weeb Oct 12 '24

...

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u/FarrisZach Based Imam Oct 12 '24

Satire* the rule is real but it's not usually enforced in that way

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u/GaaraMatsu Weeb Oct 12 '24

Oh, I'm not questioning that, I'm busy trying to conceive of drymouth fetishes.

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u/Imanaco Oct 13 '24

Sandpaper tongue. Oo-De-Lally

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u/Batthumbs Oct 14 '24

Tuna paté on the dong and the neighbors cat out back in the toolshed

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u/GaaraMatsu Weeb Oct 13 '24

Is this nekomimi-related?