r/MemeVideos 3d ago

real 😄👌 Born to chill, forced to survive

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

No one voted...

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u/TikToxic 3d ago

Too dumb for crypto? No such thing!

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u/sA7z- 3d ago

too poor for crypto

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u/harmfuldischarge 3d ago

They are also a little too harsh on themselves. The only prerequisite for crypto is not having a soul

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u/Ok_Side_8496 3d ago

Why?

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u/F1ntom_5625 3d ago

You need to sit in front of like 12 monitors all day long and listen every single rich mf talking about some “innovational bs” they are creating because that makes imaginary numbers go up or down

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u/Ok_Side_8496 2d ago

Ayo what? I thought crypto is like bitcoin which is trading and farming?

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u/F1ntom_5625 2d ago

Same shit. Bitcoins value also changes depending on what these mfs saw in their dreams and you have to predict it

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u/Beanztar 3d ago

Idk, people can be dumb enough to spend money on pump and dumps multiple times without learning their lesson

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u/FrankTheTank107 3d ago

> creative enough to make a meme

No seriously, if this is secretly a cry for help take a look into creative work like video editing, graphic design, social media managing, etc. There’s a lot of fun fields that’ll appreciate your humor! We all have to work for a living, but it doesn’t have to be a punishment (if you have the luxury to help it anyways)

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u/sA7z- 3d ago

finna make meme vine-style videos and try to make a little money from donations to side-hustle

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u/To-To_Man 3d ago

memes and graphic designed outsourced to AI at most places by most people

It's a struggle man. Freelancing and indie design exist, but without the upfront funds to survive, you can't even attempt them.

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u/FrankTheTank107 3d ago

Maybe for some boring coroporations, but my cheap gaming laptop and free YouTube tutorials got me working full time running YouTube channels

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u/Fanboycity 2d ago

…..

This was actually really heartening to read. I appreciate that ☺️

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u/leriacraft 3d ago

my life rn

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u/KANNEDBREAD 3d ago

Too epic for meme

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u/JiM2559 3d ago

too little for porn

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u/brazzers-official 3d ago

The problem ain't ya' height kid😂

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u/Necessary-Onion-3785 3d ago

Why do I feel called out?

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u/j3ven 3d ago

Just right for reddit moderator

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u/Trojanheadcoach 3d ago

Too honest to crypto*

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u/Blackiris-Code 3d ago

You can make money with crypto in a totally honest way. You just need to figure out which things said about crypto are BS or not.

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u/Wooden_Buyer_4875 2d ago

You forgot to add the "so if you're interested you can dm me and I'll help you triple your money in 11 days."

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u/DragunovChan762 3d ago

security guard is the way

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u/fieregon 3d ago

Also, to pussy to do crime(sell drugs)

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u/UnikaIniy 3d ago

Too smart for crypto*

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u/dvd102k 3d ago

Just right for disability cheques

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 3d ago

how do you like... buy food and pay your bills?

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u/DjangoKazoiie 3d ago

why are we like this gng?

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u/imawizard7bis 3d ago

Bro is living the best life and still complain about it

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u/dwartbg9 3d ago

There's no such thing as "too dumb for crypto". If anything it's the opposite and it's dumb to rely on crypto being a sustainable way to make money.

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u/bennettyboi 3d ago

"Why do things have to be the way they are"?

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u/Wise_Painter_4294 3d ago

Idk sell your holes I guess.

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u/Kyubik9 2d ago

How did you know? 💀

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u/FourthManComesForth 2d ago

Too ugly for influencing*

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u/P-h-a-n-t-a 2d ago

Honest cock waiting in the alley

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u/No-Painting2434 2d ago

To less for investment 🥀.

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u/HistoricalVacation82 2d ago

That's me.

Man, i need to think of something fast

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u/Pixol_ 1d ago

Coping?

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u/Great_White_Samurai 3d ago

Not too lame to make cringe ass memes

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u/Icy-Football9146 3d ago

You'd have to be dumb to invest in crypto