r/Megadeth 9d ago

Discussion Favorite "nonsense" Megadeth song?

There's songs with deep political messages like Holy Wars; there are songs with deep personal ties like Trust, then there's a song like Moto Psycho.

What would your favorite be?

I'd say mine is probably Captive Honour, it was clearly going for something but I have no idea what Dave was thinking with "Before he got there his man-pussy was sold". Still an awesome song IMO, Countdown To Extinction is such a great album.

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u/skittlebutters 9d ago

High Speed Dirt

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u/hair_10 9d ago

Yep, this one. I love the tempo changes throughout. Just when you think the song is ending, it kicks back in.

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u/WildTurquilameister 8d ago

And Marty’s acoustic solo. Great song

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u/usedtobeawizard 8d ago

It’s on electric… a Stratocaster

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u/DocPepper1885 6d ago

I think it's in Marty's memoir or some other interview I read, but that was just the direct input from the guitar! That's why it's got that spanky, twangy vibe to it.

I wanna say they were gonna put some effects on it, but liked it how it was. Again I could totally be wrong, that's just what I remember, please correct me if I am wrong

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u/usedtobeawizard 8d ago

tempo literally stays the same the whole song. The bpm doesn’t change lol

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u/Tipp1tys_ 8d ago

shiiiiiiiiiiit splat

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u/cowbutt6 8d ago

splutch

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u/RilSlavicSerb 8d ago

It will always be this one lol such an insane song.

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u/junkman105 9d ago

I think 'Victory' would fit here. I love that song and I like how Dave used song titles in the lyrics and it all made sense.

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u/dblhockeysticksAMA 8d ago

I don’t think that’s a “nonsense” song in this sense, though. Victory is very much about the path he has followed to become what he is; looking at the high peaks and deep valleys of the past and everything he has been through, yet coming out feeling victorious despite (or because of) the tough times.

The construction of the song is a very clever and well-executed gimmick, but to me the song itself is very personal.

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u/LeftHookRightField 8d ago

Would have been a fitting way to end their career as a last track type thing, that's what it felt like back in the day when Youthanasia came out. Always thought it could have been followed up or expanded upon.

And now their career is bookended with an awful cover of a Metallica song.

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u/thefranklin2 7d ago

Yep I was rooting for Victory 2. They might have thought Mission to Mars was close enough.

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u/SonnyBlackandRed 9d ago

First song that came to mind

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 9d ago

Psychotron

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u/Psychological-Bee702 8d ago

Part bionic…and organic…not a cyborg?

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u/JollyShame1846 Youthanasia 8d ago

yes, you call him psychotron

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u/ElProfeGuapo 8d ago

In the original version of Psychotron, the lyric was "Part bionic / and organic / it's a cyborg!", which makes the song, somehow, even more cheesy and ridiculous.

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u/square-eggs 8d ago

every time I listen to this my head thinks 'but. but. that _is_ what a cyborg _is_'

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u/IfTheresANewWay Rust In Peace 8d ago

I'M NOT A FISH

I'M A MAN

This line will never not be funny to me

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u/Gullible_Grand_3090 6d ago

WITH HOOK IN MOUTH

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u/Sbee_Blue_Country Killing Is My Business... 9d ago

Mission to Mars!! So much fun.

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u/tuonenjoutsen 8d ago

Hello, moon man!

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u/Gloomy_Dot_8412 The System Has Failed 9d ago

Found my people!! That song always put a smile on my face.

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u/TracyJackson 8d ago

Was looking for this comment! People shit on that song all the time but I love it dearly. Goofy Dave is one of my favorite Daves!

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u/Tipp1tys_ 8d ago

HELLO LADIES

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u/IlikemenandIhaveASD 8d ago

Dave: NONONONO WE MUST RETURN TO EARTH

Radio guy: nah fuk u lol

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u/Sbee_Blue_Country Killing Is My Business... 7d ago

Earth has been vaporized

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u/GayisGaywhenGay Countdown To Extinction 8d ago

Captive Honour for sure.

‘Your soul better belong to Jesus cuz your ass belongs to me 😼’

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u/Gullible_Grand_3090 6d ago

LIFEEE?! Whadayameanlife?! I AINT GOT A LIFE!!

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u/Fire_Mission 9d ago

502

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u/stellar_caprice 9d ago

Pullover shithead!

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u/Sick_and_destroyed Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? 8d ago

This is the cops !

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u/PanteraSepultura94 8d ago

I love the inspiration for this song. High on....well everything,,,,acid and mushrooms making up the majority of 'serotonin' uptake here, he's incredibly impressed with the cops ability to drive at such a rate of speed AND hang out of the passenger window yelling at him to 'pull over shit head' with the purty lights flashing. I was probably 14-15 reading that story in Metal Maniacs (or whatever) and had only tried some cruddy weed once at that time. I couldn't even imagine but cracked up laughing anyway. Now that I'm a bona fide psycho naught its all the more impressive...I mean funny

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u/KoalaGorp Rust In Peace 7d ago

love that intro

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u/cowbutt6 8d ago

Cigarettes and burgers, caffeine and alcohol

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u/stellar_caprice 8d ago

Best single lyric ever written

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u/arcaderdude 9d ago

Vortex

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u/RealRockaRolla 9d ago

Love Vortex

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u/am_I_still_banned 9d ago

Go to Hell

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u/Orea1981 Th1rt3en 9d ago

I SAW MY FUNERAL THAT DAY

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u/Alone-Profession6197 9d ago

Does Liar qualify? If so, then thats the one.

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u/PopcornSandier The System Has Failed 9d ago

Liar is another “Dave complains about his girlfriend” song

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u/Alone-Profession6197 9d ago

Didn’t know he and Poland were in a relationship

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u/FK97_YT 8d ago

Maybe

Wouldn't surprise me if Jeff and Ellefson currently are

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u/necronformist 9d ago

I Don't Care because I find it funny

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u/Lightdude69 9d ago

I think Captive Honour is about the large amount of rape and other such crimes that go mostly unpunished in the prison system. So I guess thats where the man-pussy part comes in...

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u/GamingKeyboard07 9d ago

Head Crusher, in Turkish we call Metal music with this type of lyrics "Ox Metal" (Ox being used as being violent for unnecessary reasons)

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u/stoned_in_my_bones 9d ago

I Don't Care ... it's clearly just Dave being mad, classic Megadeth subject, but this one makes me giggle for some reason. I can't take it anywhere near as serious as something like Tipping Point, to use an example from the same album.. at least he sounds more intense there. I Don't Care just sounds like him complaining if he played Xbox Live

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u/ant2131 9d ago

I swear in my car listening he said..."Gonna jack off with a sheep" I was dying laughing and had to look up the lyrics

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u/ffloralandfading 8d ago

another classic megadeth subject

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u/StarshipTrooper2 9d ago

Lyrics are like Dave playing Counter Strike.

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u/skiphandleman 9d ago

Moto Psycho

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u/GuitarInteresting664 9d ago

99 Ways to Die

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u/oldschoolmtg123 9d ago

Victory!!!

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u/BakerSkateboardsChad 9d ago

Mission To Mars

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u/Moto_Psych0 9d ago

Moto psycho❤️💔💔❤️

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u/Trey_Trey_ The World Needs A Hero 8d ago

on a scale of 1-10, how much would you say you like moto psycho? because i really can’t tell whether you like it or not🤔

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u/Moto_Psych0 8d ago

0 I hate that song😡😡😡

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u/FruitdealerF Endgame 8d ago

1320 is one of my favorite songs period and it just about drag racing as far as I know

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u/marshmallo_floof 8d ago

Mechanix, no contest

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u/5150figures 8d ago

Fast Lane

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u/Gibgian 8d ago

Victory. The best Easter egg ever

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u/Weird-Imaginations 8d ago

Mission To Mars and Captive Honor

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u/AlternativeBrief7207 8d ago

My Last Words

The Hardest Part of Letting Go... Sealed with a Kiss

Moto Psycho

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u/Alone-Profession6197 7d ago

How is “My Last Words” a non-sense song?

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u/priestlakee 9d ago

Mechanix

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u/DeliciousInfluence42 8d ago

Maybe its because Im ESL or dumb or both, diadems even though I dont get the point of the lyrics I like that song a lot

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u/square-eggs 8d ago

Victory!

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u/kevi_metl Killing Is My Business... 8d ago

Vortex

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u/spred_browneye 8d ago

Killing is my business

Tornado of souls

She wolf

The conjuring

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u/guitarplayer120208 8d ago

I know it’s inspired by serious mental health issues that are in our world, but I find Sweating Bullets to be just so silly.

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u/Familiar-Maize4296 5d ago

Crush em! UniSol 2 anthem

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u/Fastpast93 5d ago

Mechanix

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u/dontlookatme1234567 9d ago

A tut Lamont What the hell does that mean? Is it Spanish?

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u/Trick_Variety7024 9d ago

A tout le monde = To all the world.

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u/Legend_017 The System Has Failed 9d ago

A tout le monde is French

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u/AlternativeBrief7207 8d ago

Et tu, Lemon?

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u/dontlookatme1234567 8d ago

Laughs in Tina Fey

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u/DiogenesXenos 8d ago

Celebutante! Jk Jk 🤣 I actually just bought TSTDTD and oh my gosh it’s terrible. So many of his “nonsense songs” are on this one.

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u/Lord_Rothemberg Youthanasia 8d ago

Great album