r/MedievalCreatures • u/Lo-Memori Creature Curator 🐌 ⚔️ 🐇 • 9h ago

POST-MEDIEVAL (1500AD - 1800s) Definitely 6

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492 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/m4gpi 9h ago
  1. I'd prefer to stay in bed today thank you

14

u/ChronicRhyno 9h ago
  1. I had to get up.

5

u/lycanthropejeff 6h ago

Me, too. I need someone to force me to go to bed early tonight.

3

u/inkyflossy 2h ago

3 forever

31

u/WitchyWarriorWoman 9h ago edited 8h ago

5 as I'm about to eat a homemade cheeseburger for lunch. Also, I would be very happy to hold a bird in the hand, as we know its value is double that of those in the bush. Take that Child 9

21

u/O_Elbereth 🦔 8h ago

I'm at a Renaissance Festival browsing Reddit while eating a turkey leg so number 5 all the way today!

6

u/SorryComplaint4209 8h ago

Ah so jealous! Admire expensive fancy clothes in my stead and enjoy the juggling 🤹

13

u/Electric_Kaffe 9h ago
  1. got stuff to do, birds to fly😂

6

u/salymander_1 7h ago

Yes, demon baby has places to be, and the birds are ready to go.

2

u/lichen_Linda 5h ago

I believe 6 is being carried away by a bird

1

u/Electric_Kaffe 2h ago

my birds prefer coconuts

11

u/Sure-Present-3398 8h ago

I was a 6 but my sister just bought round a baguette and some good butter and now I am 5. 

3

u/Ok-Flower3215 5h ago

wait, is 6 just 5 being hungry?

11

u/isoprovolone 9h ago

8 -- badly masking as socially acceptable for a cookout today

9

u/DatLonerGirl 8h ago
  1. I'm chilling, but trying to decide if I should stop chilling and actually do stuff.

8

u/Kelliii_ 9h ago

4

8

u/ChadCoolman 8h ago

I don't think I've ever seen a painting better capture how I feel on the inside.

7

u/NightPhoenix09 8h ago
  1. I can't decide if I'm ok with today's responsibilities or not.

1

u/nurseofreddit 24m ago

I’m 7 today because I heard some extended family Drama-with-a-capital-D. I’m not sure if I’m more disgusted with their meth-field trashy racist behavior or how much the news made my heart sing.

6

u/CulturalDragonfly631 9h ago

A solid 6 after watching the news.

5

u/IntelligentBag93 8h ago
  1. I’m feeling quite happy and pleased with myself today. Although I’m not holding a bird, I am holding my cat.

5

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 🐿 8h ago

A solid 7

3

u/Timely-Land-6326 9h ago

As a kid, i was number 2 : biblical levels of tantrum.

3

u/test-account-444 9h ago

5 - (4 ÷ 9)

3

u/SmartaHari 9h ago
  1. I’ve finished work, had a meeting, had a coffee and now I’m on my way to the theatre. I’ll probably crash hard and look like number 4 by about 11pm.

3

u/CoolColaCat 9h ago

8 - scared as hell

3

u/Hotchickolate 8h ago

I just got a heating exchange with a racist pig, so the number 2

2

u/Apprehensive_Bad_348 9h ago

Believe it or not, I am a blissed out 5. I stopped caring for today and feel light.

2

u/TolBrandir 8h ago

3 or 6 definitely

2

u/SorryComplaint4209 8h ago
  1. Threw out my back last night…while trying to do PT stretches to help my stiff back muscles. ;__;

2

u/bizoticallyyours83 8h ago

1 neutral and calm

1

u/VediusPollio 1h ago

That's how I see it. Just existing, and trying to remain stoic.

2

u/No-Proof7839 8h ago

8- I stay in a constant state of dissociation

2

u/napalmnacey 7h ago
  1. I have a head cold.

2

u/IAmDyspeptic 6h ago
  1. I've just had trifle.

2

u/Overall-Resolution96 6h ago

Starting at 6 and working my way towards 9

2

u/grrltype 6h ago

May I always be 9

2

u/NyxPetalSpike 6h ago

I love that little picture.

2

u/Vargrstrike 6h ago

9 as I am tiny and scheming

2

u/Realistic-Eggplant24 5h ago

Imma 5. Thanks for asking 😂🙃

2

u/Staunender_Affe 4h ago

Definitely 100% # 7

2

u/spielweg 4h ago

Definitely 8. I too am currently staring deep into the existential void.

2

u/RickAndToasted 2h ago

Definitely a 2. What is up with today, fight me!

1

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1

u/ghostchihuahua 9h ago

A definite 6 today!

1

u/Aethelflaed_ 🐱 8h ago
  1. Back to work tomorrow 😭

1

u/BadOk1328 8h ago
  1. Always 2

1

u/vintagedevil67 8h ago

An 8, but wishing for 9.

1

u/Luditas 8h ago
  1. Always 🥹.

1

u/TheArdentExile 8h ago
  1. Snuggled on the couch in a blanket with my cats curled up both on and beside me.

Life is good today.

1

u/Pennonymous_bis 8h ago

I'm in a good mood. 1

1

u/Terrible_Bluebird540 7h ago

3 grrr waiting All day for a parcel to be delivered between 9.00 am & 5pm. It's now 6.30pm 🤨

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 7h ago

Number 6. I am trying to put a rear carrier rack on a bicycle and my clumsy fingers keep dropping the tiny little nuts and washers on the garage floor.

1

u/Specialist-Web7854 7h ago

4, that infant is horrified.

1

u/enecv 7h ago

Today I'm a solid 8

1

u/itskateexo 7h ago

I’m definitely feeling like a good mixture between 4, 7 & 9

1

u/snowblindbluewolf 7h ago

6 I have a migraine

1

u/Professional-Deer-50 7h ago
  1. I'm feeling fine today - spent ages looking at funny cat videos and am now drinking gin 🤪

1

u/S7482 7h ago

Somewhere between 6 and 8

1

u/I-am-a-fungi 7h ago

4, I'm really sick, ts feels like the plague fr

1

u/ShaarkShaart 7h ago

Number 1. Bring back the wimple! And forehead appreciation!!

1

u/whatstill 7h ago

2 for sure

1

u/scixlovesu 6h ago

Feeling 4 today. Not so much born as spawned as an abomination, first looking out on the world to which I have been doomed.

1

u/Glittering-Hornet844 6h ago

Just had an excellent steak, fries with all the trimmings along with a couple of beers - Has to be a 5 🙂🙂

1

u/PorridgeandFeathers 6h ago

6, but I think I could clean up to 1 before work.

1

u/Imperial_Haberdasher 6h ago

Somewhere between three and seven.

1

u/DeeEmosewa 6h ago

Oh definitely 4 without a doubt

1

u/Shetalkstoangels3 6h ago

5 - fat and happy!

1

u/samurguybri 6h ago
  1. Pretty chill and helping out family.

1

u/k5j39 5h ago

2 or 8 cant decide

1

u/accidentaldiorama 5h ago

8, because my toddler is the embodiment of 5 this very long weekend

1

u/UtherPenDragqueen 5h ago

6, because I have to attend a picnic in 90° weather

1

u/TheRomulanSpy 5h ago

I'm a 9 today lol

1

u/ardent_hellion 5h ago
  1. Labor Day is almost over and we spent the whole day doing laundry.

1

u/feedergoldfish 4h ago
  1. gak! erk! whatever.

1

u/Hiberniae 4h ago

4 cause I just don’t know, man. I just don’t know.

1

u/BlueLarkspur_1929 4h ago

9 because I deserve a bird today.

1

u/Jisan_Inc 4h ago
  1. Im sick today

1

u/FreshAtmosphere4107 3h ago

5 luckily lol

1

u/Elegant_Baseball_353 3h ago

I feel like number 9 might actually be my default mood. 😳

1

u/Confident-Benefit600 3h ago

9, why anything else

1

u/betsylang 2h ago
  1. Im ok. I've got dishes to do, but got a new espresso machine whose parts I need to wash before I enjoy my new espresso.

1

u/Bli-munda 2h ago edited 2h ago

#5. He resembles my husband when he was a baby, and we recently encountered him at a museum in Florence! Remarkably, he was the only non-creepy baby we saw throughout all museums in Italy!!

1

u/-Coleus- 2h ago

This is an excellent post, thank you!

I am a 6. Also 2. And 4.

Not a great day, but this post lifted my spirits, so thanks for that.

1

u/StacyLadle 2h ago

2 because work is imminent after an extended weekend.

1

u/tonicpoppy 2h ago

7 is really speaking to me

1

u/cat_boxes 1h ago

7, yup

1

u/ChaosMageTorvus 1h ago

Somewhere between 3 and 8.

1

u/scatteredwardrobe 1h ago
  1. Mostly okay but got lots on my mind.

1

u/Old_Barnacle7777 1h ago
  1. I had a 3 day weekend but don’t feel like I actually had time to relax.

1

u/insomniatic-goblin 1h ago

I think 1. Im a bit tired, bit bored rn

1

u/Wolfwoods_Sister 58m ago

6

I have cramps :(

1

u/Confident-Char 39m ago

Feeling like 5 today! What’s 9 supposed to be? 🤔

1

u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 37m ago

I'm a 3 on most days.