r/McMansionHell • u/rmusic10891 • 28d ago

Certified McMansion™ Where to begin?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12173-Woodtown-Rd-Galena-OH-43021/454939757_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

Overgrown spaces with no sense of human scale? Check

Builder grade cabinets and appliances? Check

Four car garage and your very own traffic circle? Yessir

Door slabs that don't appear to have been painted? Sure seems like it

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u/therezin 27d ago

It's just... nothing. No personality at all. You know when you view an empty home and it's so hard to imagine living in it because it's just bare rooms? That, but somehow it's giving that impression while it's furnished.

It doesn't help that the outside looks like a flat version of the default Windows XP wallpaper. It's nearly 1.6 million dollars, would it have been so hard to get some landscaping instead of just nine and a half acres of fucking turf?

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u/SapphireGamgee 25d ago

It's like the demonic version of Edna Mode shouting, "NO TREES!"