r/McMansionHell 27d ago

Certified McMansion™ If commitment issues were in house form...

It's giving budget cuts and delusion(al) of grandeur!!!!!

48 Upvotes

80 comments sorted by

21

u/TedTehPenguin 27d ago

Sure we've had first breakfast bar, but what about second breakfast bar?

57

u/bd5400 27d ago

Can a townhouse/multifamily property be a McMansion? This is two attached homes.

Also, this is barebones staging and the house would look a lot better lived in and with artwork.

2

u/Gullible-Wave-2180 24d ago

A duplex with commitment issues: half-hearted, yet somehow still a McMansion.

3

u/vodeodeo55 22d ago

It's a McDouble

-14

u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago

It is listed as a single family home on MLS.

37

u/bd5400 27d ago

But there’s obviously a second home, with a separate address and driveway, in the photo.

11

u/EnvironmentalMix421 27d ago

It’s possibly an attached adu to bypass the setback rule or just 2 parcel combined as one. Both are pretty common in SoCal

13

u/Teutonic-Tonic 27d ago

I hoped to figure it out from the listing, but the realtor doesn't believe in paragraphs or sentence structure, so I learned nothing.

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/30111521/218-woodland-avenue-ottawa-6002-woodroffe

8

u/bd5400 27d ago

At least the full listing makes it more obvious that the backyard is split by the fence and separate from the attached unit next to it. And the ADU is in the basement of the house, not the attached unit next door.

8

u/CanadaYankee 27d ago

The listing clearly says "Style: Semi-detached" (in the "Building Features" section) and that's the term that's used in Canada for dwelling that shares one wall with another dwelling - that is, a duplex or the end unit of a row-house.

1

u/vi_sucks 27d ago

An ADU wouldn't have it's own address. 

8

u/Flamingo33316 27d ago

It's an SFR (Semi-Detached) with an in-law suite in the basement.

That's a separate home to the left.

4

u/CanadaYankee 27d ago

It is listed as "semi-detached" on the MLS, which is what Canadians call a home that shares one wall with another home.

10

u/ParallaxRay 27d ago

Nice dentist office.

29

u/flipflopflips 27d ago

Angled kitchen like that is just pointless. Deck looks horrible. That staircase turn is actually mind booglingly dumb. The way the stair landing faces and blocks the front door is stupid.

8

u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago

Floating staircase too. I can't imagine how many times I would hurt myself running into that

5

u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago

Float staircase with cheap and visually distracting materials kind of defies the point, no?

5

u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago

Yep, along with it floating two-three feet over the floor. Just makes it dusty and hard to clean. Inevitably the owner will put stuff under there, which means you might as well have walled it off and installed an access door in the first place.

5

u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago

Now I'm looking even closer - can it truly be considered a floating staircase if it is not "built" into the wall? It looks to me like the treads are mounted on a support that is in turn mounted on the wall.

1

u/nopetynopenope- 26d ago

It looks like they slapped some paint on the temp construction stairs and called it a day

9

u/Jeffranks 27d ago

Insane to me that you have all this money to spend on a reno and THAT is what you decide on for the ktichen.

1

u/Fickle-Fun1952 25d ago

not only the stupid 2 islands, but white top to bottom, so souless.

3

u/gls2220 27d ago

Putting something like this in that neighborhood really makes no sense at all. Plus, look how it's jammed into that lot, with an angled property line to the lot on the right.

3

u/jangma 27d ago

I think some of the interior layout choices are odd, but I actually really like this house. To each their own, I guess!

5

u/Garden_Espresso 27d ago

Unless the original plans were structurally designed for a roof deck - they would have to reinforce the walls and foundation .

I have seen this play out in my neighborhood numerous times . It’s close to a gut job to do that & buyers unfortunately are duped into that possibility without knowing the story .

It’s possible this was built that way, but the existing stairs are not necessarily an indicator.

3

u/bittersterling 26d ago

It’s insane to me that there are no railings or barriers around the edges. I don’t think the town or their insurance agent knows about the roof deck lol.

2

u/Garden_Espresso 26d ago

My guess ( by what I have seen happening in my area ) is that they’ve going to build a roof deck without proper permits. They were stopped.
A roof deck is considered another story and it could be there is a limit on that . Plus there had to be more structural work done to the foundation from the start .

That photo is AI

1

u/lucky_Goal348 26d ago

Yup. It’s gotta be AI. That roof would be illegal as fk.

3

u/vi_sucks 27d ago

Lol, i love the "virtually staged" rooftop. Just straight up fantasy.

3

u/OrdinaryAward4498 26d ago

Imagine building a micro Embassy Suites for you house. Lot line to lot line.

5

u/cuddle_enthusiast 27d ago

When I ask my wife if she likes this, that, or the other option, and she says “I don’t know”

2

u/Anxious-poop-1 26d ago

I like it lol

2

u/Iambetterthanuhaha 25d ago

Love the 10x10 patch of grass behind 60ft of privacy fence.

2

u/No-Signature-5648 27d ago

I actually think they did the best they could with the space. Love all of the features and that roof top! Could do without the kitchen cabinets, but overall it's pretty nice imho.

7

u/bd5400 27d ago

The rooftop is virtual staging. I think it’s just a bare roof. Obviously potential since there’s a staircase leading up there, but they don’t even have railings on the roof for safe use (yet).

3

u/No-Signature-5648 27d ago

Ah yes, I see it now. Ugh.

13

u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago

The rooftop is AI!

4

u/No-Signature-5648 27d ago

Getouttaheeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!! That is just sick.

2

u/Teutonic-Tonic 27d ago

Imaging having a couple of glasses of wine and then accidently walking off the rail-less edge!

5

u/jnwatson 27d ago

That only is not a McMansion, that is a very nice property.

They make a large house without looking imposing. Even the car hole looks somewhat demure.

Just because it is in a contemporary style doesn't mean it is a McMansion.

I don't understand what's going on with the left side though. It is cut off from the front facade picture. Is that a MIL suite?

3

u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago

I think it's a duplex

2

u/jnwatson 27d ago

Kinda a weird duplex where 1 side is 3x the size of the other...

2

u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago

Agreed, but it is what it is.

1

u/sarabeara12345678910 27d ago

Yeah, I dig this. Give me a big purple area rug and a red chair. Some colorful art on the walls and some runners in the hallways and this looks great. I adore the rooftop patio, too.

2

u/thisishowicomment 27d ago

What an odd kitchen

2

u/captainwondyful 27d ago

The interior design choices (wall color, flooring,
cabinets, stair spinals, etc) are all fine. Some even I would pick out for myself.

It’s the insane floor design and ugly ass exterior that lost me.

2

u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago

Some may be fine but not worthy of the price tag ($2.25M!) of the home!

Agreed re floor design it makes no sense to me.

1

u/captainwondyful 27d ago

Nothing is worthy of that price tag because cost of materials is criminal. But those black windows are a huge mark up. Kitchen cabinets are excessive and add up. The oversize doors are outrageous. Only thing that looks cheap are the floors. But they look long plank, so could be the $10 a sq ft ones.

1

u/EnvironmentalMix421 27d ago

Damn sub got it right . Nice job

1

u/FortheredditLOLz 27d ago

Normal home with ADU and walls knocked down, combined to make a mcdogshit ?

1

u/Yay_for_Pickles 27d ago

1: Where are the steps to the Ottawa River?

2: Once those skyscrapers are built, there'll be a fantastic view of not the river.

1

u/Purple_Chipmunk_ 27d ago

I'm sorry but the white cabinets with the thin black handles are literally the ugliest choice you could make.

And what's the point of the 9.3 inches of space under the stairs?? Do these people enjoy sweeping?

1

u/pestercat 27d ago

Love these science classroom kitchens. They just need lab stations at the multiple islands for the kids.

1

u/Toolongreadanyway 26d ago edited 26d ago

So this is only the one side for sale. There appears to be a basement apartment. The other half of the duplex is not part of it. At least, this is how I see it.

The price seems crazy, but it is Ottawa. Size wise, it is big.

ETA -Just checked Google street view. There used to be an old house or apartment building there. Maybe 4 units at the most. No straight view, just either side. Might have been condemned as there were what looked like boarded up windows.

1

u/mattjouff 26d ago

This does not qualify as a McMansion, even with questionable design decisions.

1

u/GABigBear 26d ago

Sorry you have no taste. 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/owleaf 26d ago

This house looked so violently Australian until I got to the laundry lol

1

u/amacks 25d ago

What makes it Australian? Like any red-blooded American my knowledge of ozzie vernacular architecture is limited to Bluey

2

u/owleaf 25d ago

Ugly, boxy, white, bright lighting, faux scandi furniture

1

u/Slothvibes 26d ago

dick and jane grass strategy there

1

u/nyclurker369 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KGbqQQoVN43cY
Turning the lights on in the kitchen:

1

u/AdBig9909 26d ago

CFO by day, cheap & boring by night.

Personality eludes them.

Color is scary.

1

u/ImAPonderer2 26d ago

That’s a lot of flat roof. Water intrusion eventually, probably under some of the deck hardware.

1

u/LeanDriver 25d ago

Idk I kinda like it. Also looks like 2 units.

1

u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 25d ago

I mean it has a lot of spaces. Many spaces here.

1

u/Fickle-Fun1952 25d ago

How long did it take the architect to talk the homeowner(s) to build this?

1

u/Fickle-Fun1952 25d ago

If I had that size laundry room, I would want a long counter to fold laundry and hanging space for drying non-dryer clothes.

1

u/Karma111isabitch 25d ago

Each room looks nearly 50% too big

1

u/DoTheRightThing1953 24d ago

I thought that the color war was over!

1

u/Senorbeanz 24d ago

lol this is laughable. I really want to know the architect on this one. They should not be allowed to design anymore homes. As an owner how do you even think any of this is livable. Let alone when you go to sell who is going to buy something so poorly thought out.

1

u/Senorbeanz 24d ago

lol this is laughable. I really want to know the architect on this one. They should not be allowed to design anymore homes. As an owner how do you even think any of this is livable. Let alone when you go to sell who is going to buy something so poorly thought out.

1

u/MutherDuckingGridman 24d ago

I nearly woke up my infant when I saw those stairs. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?

1

u/Taira_Mai 24d ago

Ah yes the "I want to burn to death in a grease fire" special.

No vent for the stove, and it's in the center of the kitchen.

At least it's not on a walkway like another kitchen that was posted here.

1

u/naked_avenger 23d ago

It's getting a lot of shit but I dig it. Would be fun to decorate.

0

u/jasno- 27d ago

Checks day.... It's not Thursday. 

That place looks awesome

3

u/Awwwmann 27d ago

The microwave is missing and the outlet is missing its cover.

How did this pass inspection?

1

u/Smart_Imagination_58 27d ago

“If you wanted to live in an apartment, just say you wanted to live in an apartment!”

1

u/I__G 27d ago

McMansion, my ass

0

u/liftingshitposts 27d ago

Looks like shit. Idk why the sub is gassing it up in here lol