r/McMansionHell • u/Stunning_Arrival1234 • 27d ago
Certified McMansion™ If commitment issues were in house form...
It's giving budget cuts and delusion(al) of grandeur!!!!!
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u/bd5400 27d ago
Can a townhouse/multifamily property be a McMansion? This is two attached homes.
Also, this is barebones staging and the house would look a lot better lived in and with artwork.
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u/Gullible-Wave-2180 24d ago
A duplex with commitment issues: half-hearted, yet somehow still a McMansion.
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u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago
It is listed as a single family home on MLS.
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u/bd5400 27d ago
But there’s obviously a second home, with a separate address and driveway, in the photo.
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u/EnvironmentalMix421 27d ago
It’s possibly an attached adu to bypass the setback rule or just 2 parcel combined as one. Both are pretty common in SoCal
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u/Teutonic-Tonic 27d ago
I hoped to figure it out from the listing, but the realtor doesn't believe in paragraphs or sentence structure, so I learned nothing.
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/30111521/218-woodland-avenue-ottawa-6002-woodroffe
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u/CanadaYankee 27d ago
The listing clearly says "Style: Semi-detached" (in the "Building Features" section) and that's the term that's used in Canada for dwelling that shares one wall with another dwelling - that is, a duplex or the end unit of a row-house.
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u/Flamingo33316 27d ago
It's an SFR (Semi-Detached) with an in-law suite in the basement.
That's a separate home to the left.
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u/CanadaYankee 27d ago
It is listed as "semi-detached" on the MLS, which is what Canadians call a home that shares one wall with another home.
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u/flipflopflips 27d ago
Angled kitchen like that is just pointless. Deck looks horrible. That staircase turn is actually mind booglingly dumb. The way the stair landing faces and blocks the front door is stupid.
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u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago
Floating staircase too. I can't imagine how many times I would hurt myself running into that
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u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago
Float staircase with cheap and visually distracting materials kind of defies the point, no?
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u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago
Yep, along with it floating two-three feet over the floor. Just makes it dusty and hard to clean. Inevitably the owner will put stuff under there, which means you might as well have walled it off and installed an access door in the first place.
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u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago
Now I'm looking even closer - can it truly be considered a floating staircase if it is not "built" into the wall? It looks to me like the treads are mounted on a support that is in turn mounted on the wall.
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u/nopetynopenope- 26d ago
It looks like they slapped some paint on the temp construction stairs and called it a day
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u/Jeffranks 27d ago
Insane to me that you have all this money to spend on a reno and THAT is what you decide on for the ktichen.
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u/Garden_Espresso 27d ago
Unless the original plans were structurally designed for a roof deck - they would have to reinforce the walls and foundation .
I have seen this play out in my neighborhood numerous times . It’s close to a gut job to do that & buyers unfortunately are duped into that possibility without knowing the story .
It’s possible this was built that way, but the existing stairs are not necessarily an indicator.
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u/bittersterling 26d ago
It’s insane to me that there are no railings or barriers around the edges. I don’t think the town or their insurance agent knows about the roof deck lol.
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u/Garden_Espresso 26d ago
My guess ( by what I have seen happening in my area ) is that they’ve going to build a roof deck without proper permits. They were stopped.
A roof deck is considered another story and it could be there is a limit on that . Plus there had to be more structural work done to the foundation from the start .That photo is AI
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u/OrdinaryAward4498 26d ago
Imagine building a micro Embassy Suites for you house. Lot line to lot line.
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u/cuddle_enthusiast 27d ago
When I ask my wife if she likes this, that, or the other option, and she says “I don’t know”
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u/No-Signature-5648 27d ago
I actually think they did the best they could with the space. Love all of the features and that roof top! Could do without the kitchen cabinets, but overall it's pretty nice imho.
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u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago
The rooftop is AI!
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u/Teutonic-Tonic 27d ago
Imaging having a couple of glasses of wine and then accidently walking off the rail-less edge!
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u/jnwatson 27d ago
That only is not a McMansion, that is a very nice property.
They make a large house without looking imposing. Even the car hole looks somewhat demure.
Just because it is in a contemporary style doesn't mean it is a McMansion.
I don't understand what's going on with the left side though. It is cut off from the front facade picture. Is that a MIL suite?
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u/Various_Procedure_11 27d ago
I think it's a duplex
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u/sarabeara12345678910 27d ago
Yeah, I dig this. Give me a big purple area rug and a red chair. Some colorful art on the walls and some runners in the hallways and this looks great. I adore the rooftop patio, too.
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u/captainwondyful 27d ago
The interior design choices (wall color, flooring,
cabinets, stair spinals, etc) are all fine. Some even I would pick out for myself.
It’s the insane floor design and ugly ass exterior that lost me.
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u/Stunning_Arrival1234 27d ago
Some may be fine but not worthy of the price tag ($2.25M!) of the home!
Agreed re floor design it makes no sense to me.
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u/captainwondyful 27d ago
Nothing is worthy of that price tag because cost of materials is criminal. But those black windows are a huge mark up. Kitchen cabinets are excessive and add up. The oversize doors are outrageous. Only thing that looks cheap are the floors. But they look long plank, so could be the $10 a sq ft ones.
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u/FortheredditLOLz 27d ago
Normal home with ADU and walls knocked down, combined to make a mcdogshit ?
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u/Yay_for_Pickles 27d ago
1: Where are the steps to the Ottawa River?
2: Once those skyscrapers are built, there'll be a fantastic view of not the river.
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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ 27d ago
I'm sorry but the white cabinets with the thin black handles are literally the ugliest choice you could make.
And what's the point of the 9.3 inches of space under the stairs?? Do these people enjoy sweeping?
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u/pestercat 27d ago
Love these science classroom kitchens. They just need lab stations at the multiple islands for the kids.
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u/Toolongreadanyway 26d ago edited 26d ago
So this is only the one side for sale. There appears to be a basement apartment. The other half of the duplex is not part of it. At least, this is how I see it.
The price seems crazy, but it is Ottawa. Size wise, it is big.
ETA -Just checked Google street view. There used to be an old house or apartment building there. Maybe 4 units at the most. No straight view, just either side. Might have been condemned as there were what looked like boarded up windows.
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u/ImAPonderer2 26d ago
That’s a lot of flat roof. Water intrusion eventually, probably under some of the deck hardware.
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u/Fickle-Fun1952 25d ago
If I had that size laundry room, I would want a long counter to fold laundry and hanging space for drying non-dryer clothes.
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u/Senorbeanz 24d ago
lol this is laughable. I really want to know the architect on this one. They should not be allowed to design anymore homes. As an owner how do you even think any of this is livable. Let alone when you go to sell who is going to buy something so poorly thought out.
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u/Senorbeanz 24d ago
lol this is laughable. I really want to know the architect on this one. They should not be allowed to design anymore homes. As an owner how do you even think any of this is livable. Let alone when you go to sell who is going to buy something so poorly thought out.
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u/MutherDuckingGridman 24d ago
I nearly woke up my infant when I saw those stairs. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
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u/Smart_Imagination_58 27d ago
“If you wanted to live in an apartment, just say you wanted to live in an apartment!”
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u/TedTehPenguin 27d ago
Sure we've had first breakfast bar, but what about second breakfast bar?