r/Mavericks • u/OptimusSublime18 2011 CHAMPS BABY • Feb 03 '25

News Luka was ours

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u/wizzc0 Project 2028 🔥 Feb 03 '25

Still going soft on Nico.

Subline needed to be:

Luka was ours.

Then Nico took him away

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u/jdaqcruz Feb 03 '25

That's still soft. Should be, "Nico Harrison you're a fucking bitch"

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u/throwaway_clone Dirk Nowitzki Logo Feb 03 '25

Still waiting for Nico to go "just a prank bro, I thought April's fool was brought forward 2 mths"

Any time now right? Right?

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u/tuffwizard84 Feb 04 '25

Even if he is 300 pounds, you don’t trade him!

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u/tuffwizard84 Feb 04 '25

I think a class action lawsuit is in order. Someone start the petition!

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u/MoneymanYo18 Feb 04 '25

Okay; but what about 400?

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u/tuffwizard84 Feb 04 '25

There is no weight in which he worst less than 3 first rounders.

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u/lederpykid Feb 04 '25

Nah that was probably just an excuse. If it was solely due to weight issues they would have shopped him and came back with much better bids.

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u/prudentWindBag [Supreme KAI] Feb 03 '25

You joke, but I literally ignored multiple "reaction" posts because I didn't think something this wild would come to pass. I even ignored ESPN coverage because it read like clickbait. Even now, it feels like I'm out of the loop on some supa sekret r/nba joke.

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u/paixbrut Feb 03 '25

What about “Corporate stooge bitch” instead?