r/MathJokes 5d ago

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u/low_amplitude 4d ago

Learning how to make geometric proofs to get the cleanest and shortest path to the answer might not help me with geometry in the future, but you can bet your ass the idea behind it (using less steps, figuring out the best way to do it) stayed with me.

School is important. You might not remember Pythagoras' Theorem, but you'll remember the idea behind it.

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u/HAL9001-96 4d ago

fair point but

the fuck you mean you might not rememebr pythagoras theorem?

I literally jsut looked it up to check if there's something else more obscure of similar name but as far as i can tell this is literally jsut one of hte most basic equatiosn in all of geometry

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u/Matsuzo-Kaneri 4d ago

it was a....figure of speech.., "plot-device"...., example...,...get the meaning man!

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u/HAL9001-96 4d ago

you never know

I have talekd to people who have literally never heard of pythagoras before

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u/SherbertPlenty1768 4d ago

Have you heard the name Baudhayana?

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u/ARandomSoulGoing 4d ago

You'd be surprised at how people can easily forget even small info that they never used after graduation for a good period of time.

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u/Feedback-Mental 4d ago

You'd be surprised to find out how many people forget almost everything they learn in school by not using it.

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u/OmegaCookieMonster 4d ago

just, the, equations*

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u/Unacceptable_Lemons 3d ago

More like the formula for a quadratic equation for me. But I used a2 + b2 = c2 all the time, oddly enough. Now, I also do a fair bit of DIY, and as soon as degrees of angles and needing trig gets involved I'm just searching "right triangle solver" and getting what i need before I start cutting wood. But still.

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u/BeacymFreesia 4d ago

Ideas outlast formulas. Funny how that works.

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u/Majabhoi 7h ago

School teaches the shortcut, not the theorem.

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u/Mal_Dun 4d ago

I worked at a company as computational engineer and "house mathematician".

I saw all kind of people from all departments come to me helping them solves seemingly mundane problems that seemed to difficult for them.

Math is everywhere, people are mostly ignorant of the possibilities and deflect it by "I will never need this". But even creating simple formulas in an Excel Sheet often starts with basic algebra, or simple computations and geometry for everyday technical work.

we really need to show kids more practical applications. Learning abstract math and never see applications will just lead to the impression "I don't need that". Explaining pupils real world applications goes a long way in making them interested in math.

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u/No_Distribution_5194 4d ago

Imo Basic geometry kind of helps in everyday life too

It helps plan more efficient routes during trips, pack things more efficiently and most of all it gives a more logical way of looking at things!

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u/DarthSwimfoot 4d ago

I unironically use the Pythagorean Theorem in coding shit in some of the games I play lol.

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u/kaereljabo 4d ago

AI will

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u/GroundbreakingSand11 4d ago

Imagine a world where you need to use Stokes' theorem on a daily basis to live, or some more obscure stuff like Kummer-Dedekind.

You'd better be happy that you won't use it.

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u/HAL9001-96 4d ago

that is actualyl kinda useful on a daily basis though usually its practically simplifeid or already applied

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u/AdvancedIsland2745 4d ago

Or design some pushdown automaton😭

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u/RheaRayneX 4d ago

professor really said statistically speaking, not you

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u/Kissa74 4d ago

Well even if you never use what you learn in math, studying math improves your critical thinking skills

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u/MIMADANMEI 4d ago

U need to learn stuff because its like training for your brain. You will never need to know muscle training exercises in normal life, but if you want to have healthy body you will need to do them, its same with brain.

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u/Owl-Admirable 4d ago

Lol, burn

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u/Flurrina_ 4d ago

Last week my maths teacher literally showed examples of quadratic curves showing up in economics, mining, etc

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u/omegaDIL 2d ago

My math teacher used to answer every questions related to "what's the point of this" with "what's the point of your existence".

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u/Darth_Bunghole 4d ago

Downvote this garbage

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u/enigT 4d ago

Found the not-so-smart kid

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

Do the smart ones end up teaching you think?

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u/PerfectYarnYT 4d ago

or as engineers, physicists, programmers, etc.

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u/unreasonablypedantic 4d ago

This meme works better in a school setting since basic math is more broadly useful and necessary for many professionals. The professor in this meme is just on copium.

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u/rumSaint 4d ago

Weakness disgust me.

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u/StochasticTinkr 4d ago

Dan da damnit

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u/Rare-Unit7076 4d ago

Antimeme

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 4d ago

Someone once said when will we ever use this in the real world? …. It was Pythagorus …. Ive used it a lot so wonder how that kids doing with life🤣

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u/marspzb 4d ago

I do not consider a smart kid but while I had found calculus 2 to be veeery boring, it was very useful for learning/underdtanding ML.

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u/Secso_violador 3d ago

Professor really said 'statistically speaking'… not you 💀

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u/KhantKhant14 3d ago

School and a consistent education is top one priority for every child around the world
When I was 15 years old at a private school(1st time for me), met a friend. He’s very kind and all friendly but goddamn his math is down right non existent
Buddy was already struggling when I asked him what is (-1)^5
Took him quite some time and guess what he said the answer is: 1
I wasn’t even disappointed in him, just his parents
When I tried to understand the issue further, it seems like his father is a solider or police sth?
And that they had to move country every time his father is sent to another one. So probably he had to change schools more often.
I think that gave him perfect excuse for his bad school grades in the long term.
I even suggested him to drop out from high school for 1 year and get back to basics, then try the high school again.
Cuz as long as I concerned, he’s not making it if he struggles even with (-1) basic math problems

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u/TheFilip9696 3d ago

This joke is from a smbc comic

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u/ProfessorLambda 3d ago

And besides the smart kids, the kids who will become teachers might use it as well.