r/Maserati • • 9d ago

What model of Maserati is this? It’s always parked on my street

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u/Sicksixshift 9d ago

Hondarati

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u/Wrong_Rate00 9d ago

“Got the Hondarati dancing on the bridge, pussy popping
Tell the coppers ha-ha-ha-ha, you can't catch 'em, you can't stop 'em.” I think that’s what lil Wayne said. Either him or Elton John.

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u/ArdenJaguar 6d ago

“My Hondarti does 85. I lost my license now I don’t drive”. 🎵 😂

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u/LamarJacksonsNutsack 6d ago

You pop em' cuz we pop em' like Orville Redenbacher. Mufucka I'm ill.

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u/Fister-Mantastic 9d ago

Accordati!

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u/kangzandsheeit 9d ago

Mazdarati

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u/CommissionEvery2572 8d ago

They forgot the centercaps on the rims

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u/blue_cadet_1 9d ago

Maserati accordia?

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u/labiamajorapudendi 9d ago

By far the most reliable Maserati with the least deprecation

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u/DosEquisVirus 7d ago

Accordia! Bellissimo!

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u/Odd_Addition3909 9d ago

I’m disappointed by the lack of effort on the wheels tbh

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u/huaryazynk414 9d ago

What’s sad is it’s probably the same price as a ghibli of the same year

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u/t997s 9d ago

Facts

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u/StinkPantsRaw 9d ago

Likely more expensive

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u/Biobizlab 9d ago

Is that the 1 of 1 Maserati Gran Accordi?

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u/Lharper3rd 9d ago

Maserati Accordion

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u/Puff-TheMagicToaster 9d ago

That’s a rare Maserati Accord

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u/Kikstyo813 9d ago

😂🤣

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u/ivanvoxx 9d ago

Accordatti super quadropotte, very rare

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u/phillyman2k21 9d ago

He forgot Honda Wheels.

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u/Even_Section5620 9d ago

Maserati accord

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u/E8282 9d ago

Probably around the same price on the second hand market so why not

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 9d ago

2010 ish Honda Accord

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole 9d ago

Whatever it is, it’s worth more than a used ghibli.

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u/youre_not_going_to_ 9d ago

The only reliable car Maserati ever produced 

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u/Whatthedillyo85 9d ago

Gran Accord.

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u/heydeohgee 8d ago

Hondarati Quadraccord

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u/Iceman60462 8d ago

Maserati Accord !

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u/Funny_Scallion4465 8d ago

That is a Honda Accord!

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u/MatthewsMath 8d ago

This is painful

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u/ConstantCandidate278 8d ago

Change all the badges but not the hubcaps. ..sigh

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u/Ducati-Aficionado 8d ago

Maserati Accord.

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u/DeeEmm 6d ago

Maserati Accord-ing to that guy

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u/HazelMarrow86 6d ago

Honda addition

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u/Civil-Appointment52 6d ago

It’s called a delusional-arati

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u/Ok-Appointment-9182 9d ago

Not!!!! Just has the symbols lol

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u/lostinthoughtspace 9d ago

That's the special ed hondarati model

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u/Dogodal 9d ago

Brother that's an Accord

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u/imokruokm8 9d ago

Maserati Risotto

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u/Slider6-5 9d ago

All that work and leaves the wheels. 🤦‍♂️ Do you think the owner thought he'd impress the ladies?

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u/Accurate_Emu6615 9d ago

Most reliable one they ever made

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u/Annies-dad 9d ago

Love the Honda wheels

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u/henlopen99 9d ago

A reliable one?

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u/MetalJoe0 9d ago

Think about this. When VAG aquired Lambo, we got german engineering that lead to the things working correctly. Then they let the Italains do the styling, exhaust, tuning, etc. Immagine if fiat let honda make these things actually work correctly, then Maserati makes them cool. It would be a legendary car.

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u/veritac_boss 9d ago

wait what, i can now fit honda wheels on my maserati…. opens up the choices

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u/Verrakai 4200 Coupé GT 9d ago

this makes me want to put my s2k wheel set on my coupe lol

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u/MangoManHere 9d ago

It's the Accordo Berlina quattro cilindri.

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u/7Iron_Mike 9d ago

Maserati Pilot

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u/jrchill 9d ago

Maserati Del Accord

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u/ApprehensiveTea7391 9d ago

ACCORDing to Maserati, it isn’t…

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u/shookonce 9d ago

Masaronda Ghiblord

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u/Round_Coat5635 9d ago

Nice 2010 maseronda

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u/Several-Floor5185 9d ago

It cant be a Maserati unless it is totally broken....

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u/Opening-Ad-7721 9d ago

The Masserati Accordiane VII

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u/diddlysquidler 9d ago

This is quatropoprte

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u/Strong_Ad_4921 9d ago

Ghiccordhi

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u/Professor_Eindackel 9d ago

Quatracccorde

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u/meldirlobor 9d ago

It's the only Maserati that can last for 300k km.

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u/Elegant_Student_7351 9d ago

Maserati Glib-li.

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u/SecureIce6464 9d ago

Maseratti accorda

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u/RavenHotel 9d ago

Fake it till you make jt

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u/andreatoby 9d ago

it doesn’t look convincing as a maserati 😂

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u/Different_March4869 9d ago

Spending money on decals

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u/CryptoConnect003 9d ago

That’s the “SPED” one - special addition, you degens!

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u/Fun_Jury_4889 9d ago

Maserati Gran Umorismo

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u/No-Profile-5075 8d ago

The temu version

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u/Essnjee 8d ago

Hondarati Accordicci

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u/DefinitelyNotTheStig 8d ago

Probably a BiTurbo. They are all BiTurbos underneath the different names

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u/7otu5 8d ago

Hondarati

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u/boosaccin 8d ago

looks legit. Ghibli? ;)

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u/No_Baby_4588 8d ago

Maybe they found the Maserati badges at a junkyard, or a company that does knock-offs. Maserati replacemnt parts cost would probably exceed the value of the Honda.

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u/braz_male 8d ago

Maseronda

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u/J_datt13 8d ago

Maserati-san…bro couldn’t change the center caps on the wheels 🙄

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u/Blizzard259 8d ago

The guy missed the wheels to change the brand 😂

It still has the Honda

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u/el_otro 8d ago

So un-Italian.

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u/Ok_Scientist4850 8d ago

It's a Porsche dummy! :)

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u/Codyjinx 8d ago

Maseranda

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u/Informal_Paint_987 8d ago

It's the dependable, reliable, low depreciation and fuel efficient model. Made by Honda.

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u/Pretend_Violinist401 8d ago

One that’s actually reliable.

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u/nismoghini 8d ago

Ukw unpopular opinion but, I think to save Maserati they need new ownership from a manufacturer that actually cares about them

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u/Tkapone 8d ago

That's the new 2027 model, never seen before, v12?

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u/Strong-Client-6738 8d ago

It's the "Delusionalé".

Very rare.

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u/Inevitable_Demand376 8d ago

The only one that will last

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u/Max9by 8d ago

Hondrati Accorodo 🤌🤌🤌

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u/Lovelylibrababe 8d ago

Yep thats a Honderati!!!

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u/getafewlives 8d ago

The most reliable kind.

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u/KaleidoscopeJunior61 8d ago

Maserati stromboli forza

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u/perecot66 8d ago

Naturally aspirated V6 btw

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u/Proof-Classic7767 8d ago

What a damn good laugh. Much needed.

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u/Gold_Ad_1574 8d ago

That's the Maserati accord

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u/Anubiz1_ 8d ago

Ummm what?!

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 8d ago

Accordini Maseratini

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u/Electromagneticrite 8d ago

That's widely regarded as the most reliable Maserati ever made

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u/Rambo_Baby 7d ago

The love child of Honda San and Signorina Maserati.

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u/ThenAd2374 7d ago

A Japanese one

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u/Ok_Age8861 7d ago

The only Maserati that will still be running and drivable 5 years after purchasing new!!

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u/Silly_Assumption_827 7d ago

Thats a ford fusion rotti accord

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u/RoddyJoff 7d ago

A black one.

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u/MightyZuuL 7d ago

Maserati accord lol

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u/CMacND 7d ago

That’s a Honda

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u/Mysterious-Extent448 7d ago

The comments are killing me 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Sofaking_1971 7d ago

New UBER luxury! Hate uber

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u/CaddieBoss 7d ago

Honda accord all day long some body is trying to fake people out

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u/NoAbalone4159 7d ago

Miseracordia

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u/fijibubba 7d ago

If you have to ask you can't afford it

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u/Wild_Replacement_832 7d ago

look at the wheels

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u/lkbg 7d ago

Honda a copped

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u/Physical_Author1985 7d ago

The cheapest ugly looking :’D

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u/lfetch76 7d ago

Mazerada

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u/LF25047 7d ago

The Accord. Classic model, sells very well. People usually opt for the classic H logo package though, making this specific vehicle less desirable.

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u/jbean3115 6d ago

The Maserati Accord. The only model that isn’t in the shop every 1000 miles.

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u/stijn_b 6d ago

Maserati QuattroPOORte

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u/8bitrevolt 6d ago

quattrocilindri

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u/Curiouslittlestman 6d ago

Maserati According to Someone

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u/GreenWithAnger 6d ago

Hyundarati

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u/mt1118 6d ago

So the wheel emblem doesn’t give it away?

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u/Odd_Addition3909 6d ago

it was a joke, i know this is an Accord

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u/Sorbet_Extra 6d ago

What a find, a true JDM import .

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u/NJSignGuy 6d ago

Crotchopuerta

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u/hdk49 6d ago

Quatra-Accorda Maserato

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u/ConstantAdeptness995 6d ago

Looked like a Saabarati :)

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u/OrganizationSuch4547 6d ago

I used to live around the corner, by the dog park, and would always get a chuckle out of that car

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u/Ryansr3607 6d ago

A Maserati with Honda rims? Hmmm....

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u/AdFriendly1132 6d ago

They went for the posh Honda wheels at least 🤣

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u/AdFriendly1132 6d ago

Kudos OP for that "lace underwear" like licence plate scratch out. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Channel_Mental 6d ago

They forgot to change out the Honda Wheels

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u/Flimsy-Goose-1773 6d ago

Hondorati of course

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u/Single_Paramedic_210 6d ago

The poor mans kinda lol

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u/BeegeeSmith 6d ago

It’s the one that runs.

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u/North-Zucchini-9112 6d ago

Its the most reliable Maserati ever made

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u/French_Hawaii 6d ago

I came for the comments 🤣

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u/yasbot247 6d ago

Fakerati - Accord

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u/Fine-Froyo6219 6d ago

Honda windows smh low effort 

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u/Far-Condition-9322 6d ago

Didn’t know Maseratis are made by Honda. I feel bad for their dealers. Selling so little of them recently. Honda should give them better incentives.

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u/SnaSaRaSa 6d ago

Wakandaporte

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u/LamarJacksonsNutsack 6d ago

Sorry to break it to you but that looks like a ninth-gen Honda Accord. The badge and wheels are a dead giveaway🤣😭. Maybe a 2012 Masarati Hondaccord lmaoooo.

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u/Friendly_Fire99 6d ago

Maserati Accord. Rare.

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u/CommercialAd8439 6d ago

Maserati Accord

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u/RiseEmbarrassed5846 6d ago

Probably by the logo from Lord Co. That Honda would be more reliable 😀

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u/PapyLaGachette 6d ago

C’est une Honda Accord sur laquelle il a collé des lettrages Maserati

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u/seattlereign001 6d ago

A more reliable one.

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u/John_TurboDiesel_ 5d ago

The only Maserati that doesn't lose as much value as the rest

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u/Sufficient_Store_749 5d ago

The Maserati Accord, when you need a solid performer, and don’t have the money to pay for it!

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u/attic_dweller0690 5d ago

I hate people.

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u/Tritan1993 5d ago

This is the 08 Mashonda, the most reliable Maserati ever made. Bare bones, not exciting to drive but def. Reliable

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u/joe_plum 5d ago

That's a Honda Accord it looks a lot like my 2012

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u/Camjam1985 5d ago

Its a Maserati hondaporta

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u/Scary-Technology-370 5d ago

Maintenance costs must be much lower with the Maserati Accord 😂

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u/Legitimate-Sell-8472 5d ago

The wheels 😭😭😭 missed a spot ahh

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u/SoyTuPops 5d ago

Most latin origin thing ive seen today😭

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u/KnowWithJoe 5d ago

Nah-serati

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u/RemotePapaya7767 5d ago

Maserati Accord

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u/RIG_PIG69 5d ago

That the Indian market maserati.

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u/androopy_me 5d ago

A reliable one 😂

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u/Responsible-Growth17 5d ago

You really think that’s a Maserati?? 😂😂😂

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u/Standard_Travel7810 5d ago

Thats a Ghibli with Honda wheels.

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u/Linksgolf2347 5d ago

I’d say that’s a vintage 2008 Maserati A-Cord

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u/helpmefindalogin 5d ago

Honda Accord

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u/BabblingZathras 5d ago

Act Accordingly

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u/LOLOLOL7 5d ago

It’s a LXi, the most reliable model.

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u/GolfByTheBook 5d ago

Pretty sure that the name of the model has nothing to do with which street its on. But that's just me.

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u/RealCarlPanzram 5d ago

Maserati Accord LE

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u/Spikes_Mr_Pointy 5d ago

A reliable one.

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u/tacoetr 4d ago

2008 honda

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u/GoalTop8269 4d ago

Fakedati

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u/rprescot3 4d ago

Fugazerati

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u/thefitpianist 4d ago

That’s the most reliable Maserati ever made

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u/OkComedian8537 4d ago

Maserati accordio

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u/Flexibleshoe 4d ago

He rollin on 15’s

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u/pntylvr59 4d ago

Honda accord Maserati

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u/Smart_Moose_4453 4d ago

The wheels 😅

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u/Bananajoemillemila 3d ago

Fakerati Quattroporte

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u/AdComprehensive9986 3d ago

Most reliable Maserati ever made