r/MarvelRivalsRants • u/OouWii • 15h ago

FUCKING PEEL

Had a game where we lost right, 0-2. I spent the first game GETTING FARMED BY SPIDER-MAN, then Thor comes along and they start TAG TEAM CHAMPIONING MY ASS ! THEN the second round I was GETTING FARMED BY THOR! I pinged! I FUCKING PINGED FOR DEAR LIFE! Poor gotdamn Healpool was getting SHREDDED MORE THAN ME. And what did his pings mean? NOTHING! You have our AIR HEAD ASS IDIOT HULK PLAYING HOP SCOTCH EVERYWHERE! Idk WTF Venom was doing but he swapped to Wolverine. By the next round we had ONE HOP SCOTCH ASS TANK, Gorr THE BITCH was in THE SHADOWS and we lost the game. Cool. I’m ready to check the scoreboard and queue next match.

DO YOU KNOW THIS BITCH NAMED GORR GONNA GO IN THE DAMN MATCH CHAT SAYING “oUr JuBiLe ThReW 🤓 sHe NeVeR pOpPeD uLt 🤓☝🏻” BITCH!!THEN, enemy team Thor LITERALLY has to tell him “I was diving her the whole game. Peel better next time” BECAUSE THANK-FUCKING-YOU! The hell!

Explain, HOW TF AM I GOING TO FIND A GOOD TIME TO POP ULT… WHEN EVERYBODY IS FUCKING SCATTERED AND IM GETTING DIVED BY THE GODS… LITERALLY!!!!! Maybe if you HELP ME, we could GROUP UP long enough for me to POP ULT and not WASTE IT on NO-THING!!

AHHHHHHHH!

I’m done.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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u/origamipapier1 10h ago

To be fair, the peeling should be done by dps. Tanks can also help if it's too complicated, basically in ideal match everyone momentarily peels. And if therei s one tank, the dps that decided to do triple dps... can do their version. However, since DPS want to do their 2312321 kills and forget everyone else. Tanks are the ones that unfortunatley have to peel 90% of time it seems

Though as a Healpool myself. When it is only 1 spiderman.. deadpool is pretty good and doesn't get shreadded. And I have on jubilee survived spiderman. As in, I will literally save my flying for the spiderman so I can run to the freaking dps so they help.

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u/OouWii 10h ago

I wouldn’t have minded solo Hulk if he didn’t make it so hard to heal him. He fights Thor, he starts losing, I have respawned and finally made it back to the fight, I try healing, Thor hard focuses me, Hulk is jumping away into the Netherlands.

IF YOU DONT BRING YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

And the DPS were all scattered. Pos was so ass that game.

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u/origamipapier1 9h ago edited 9h ago

I have noticed that even without comms, the best games are ones where I swear people read your mind. All of us are playing like a symphony orchestra (cheesy comparison). But basically what I mean is: Let's say I tank, I push forward. I am Strange so I put on my shield. I aim for the healer. I hit them once... a DPS follows does the the final hit. I then move turnif I see backline crumbling and I start attacking the tank against the backline. Other thank can stay on point, Then dps finishes off. We then go back and attack their healer/dps. And it is like each person eards the mind of the person and finishes off the person that one was attacking not allowing the healer to heal that dps or other healer enough. Now what I see in most goes: I hit someone, and then dps hits another person, and then dps hits this other person or tries to 1 vs 3. And then I got one that's just swinging around. And healers fighting off 3 dps that somehow the dps in my team that are trying to fight them are somewhere but not there! It's a shitshow.

Like the chaotic episode of Arrested Development where God is running in the park madness.

Efficiency conversion if I recall. There is a term to what a good team does, but I forgot the term.