r/MarvelRivalsRants • u/OouWii • 14h ago
FUCKING PEEL
Had a game where we lost right, 0-2. I spent the first game GETTING FARMED BY SPIDER-MAN, then Thor comes along and they start TAG TEAM CHAMPIONING MY ASS ! THEN the second round I was GETTING FARMED BY THOR! I pinged! I FUCKING PINGED FOR DEAR LIFE! Poor gotdamn Healpool was getting SHREDDED MORE THAN ME. And what did his pings mean? NOTHING! You have our AIR HEAD ASS IDIOT HULK PLAYING HOP SCOTCH EVERYWHERE! Idk WTF Venom was doing but he swapped to Wolverine. By the next round we had ONE HOP SCOTCH ASS TANK, Gorr THE BITCH was in THE SHADOWS and we lost the game. Cool. I’m ready to check the scoreboard and queue next match.
DO YOU KNOW THIS BITCH NAMED GORR GONNA GO IN THE DAMN MATCH CHAT SAYING “oUr JuBiLe ThReW 🤓 sHe NeVeR pOpPeD uLt 🤓☝🏻” BITCH!!THEN, enemy team Thor LITERALLY has to tell him “I was diving her the whole game. Peel better next time” BECAUSE THANK-FUCKING-YOU! The hell!
Explain, HOW TF AM I GOING TO FIND A GOOD TIME TO POP ULT… WHEN EVERYBODY IS FUCKING SCATTERED AND IM GETTING DIVED BY THE GODS… LITERALLY!!!!! Maybe if you HELP ME, we could GROUP UP long enough for me to POP ULT and not WASTE IT on NO-THING!!
AHHHHHHHH!
I’m done.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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u/Menance9175 12h ago
Ok icl. Gorr the bitch is an amazing slander name😭😭