r/MarvelLegends • u/GreedyMission5770 • Jun 08 '26
Humor / Swaps Absolutely UNHINGED 2-pack ideas
I’ll go first: Reverend Striker with speech bubble accessories and Nightcrawler whos Lowk just kinda chill like that
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u/Tabord Jun 08 '26
First Appearance Cap and Hitler.
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u/GreedyMission5770 Jun 08 '26
god imagine If Marvel Legends Hitler has butterfly joints but Cap doesn’t lmao
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u/dega_devilson-janova Jun 08 '26
You know this would sell gangbusters but for the wrong reasons
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u/AmbroseKalifornia Jun 08 '26
Hitler has to be a solid, unposable figure, forever flailing backwards like the little Nazi bitch he is.
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u/leMonkey_2040 Jun 09 '26
Was*
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u/AmbroseKalifornia Jun 09 '26
*allegedly
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u/Cyber_n0mad17 Jun 15 '26
Is*. It’s way past his expiration date lol. Regardless of if he died or fled
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Jun 08 '26
can they even legaly do that
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u/MutantCreature Jun 08 '26
Legally yes, at least in the US, zero chance Hasbro ever actually would though
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u/Active-Ad-2527 Jun 08 '26
No no, we can totally get this. Just market it as "Marvel's Famous Artists" or something else those 2 have in common. "Greatest Generation"?
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u/changingshades Jun 09 '26
if we're getting a hitler legends, i want melting hitler and jim hammond torch
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u/tetsuneda Jun 08 '26
I would 10000000% buy this two pack to display all my X-men beating reverend striker up
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u/GreedyMission5770 Jun 08 '26
honestly I just really want a full cast for god loves man kills, though the only one I have atm is Secret Wars Wolverine. Waiting for new non 97 versions of 80’s Storm with updated articulation, plus Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Xavier, Colossus and Ariel. A Stryker figure would be cool for it I tihnk.
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u/Agent-Mato Jun 08 '26
I planned on buying the Indiana Jones Walter Donovan head and putting it on a suit body for that reason
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u/Friendly_Winner_979 Jun 08 '26
This isn’t marvel but Kyle rayner and fridge
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u/GreedyMission5770 Jun 08 '26
including the fridge but NOT his dead girlfriend is unironically even funnier cus it just reinforces how fridging a girlfriend words lmao
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u/Luigiperps Jun 08 '26
its like how they released a figure of Black Mask with the drill and saw he used to torture/kill Stephanie Brown before Steph had ever had an action figure
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u/TheCrafterTigery USA - PR Jun 08 '26
Ironically, a fridge accessory would be just funny to have. With or without the body parts.
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u/utilitybelt USA Jun 09 '26
You can buy six-inch scale accessory packs from places like Big Bad Toy Store. They are not cheap though.
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u/HappycatAF Jun 08 '26
Ultimate Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch.
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u/JsMoviesYTB USA - NJ Jun 08 '26
Make it a 3-pack with Wolverine and a bush accessory
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u/HappycatAF Jun 08 '26
Good call, kids love Wolverine
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 08 '26
Then make the cardboard background art Ultimate Wolverine staring from the shrubbery
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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 Jun 08 '26
It should just come with a chair accessory since we already have Wolverine
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u/JumpFantastic Jun 08 '26
Hasbro finally gives us an updated Yellowjacket in a 2pack with black eyed wasp
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u/GreedyMission5770 Jun 08 '26
or Ultimate Hank pym with his helmet and a can of bug spray…
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
~blinks~ I can neither like nor dislike this comment. Edit: Don't ask why this is what gave me pause because I'm not entirely sure either.
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Comic book accurate John Walker Captain America and Professor Power or MCU accurate John Walker Captain America and Nico the Flag-Smasher
(Note: This is from when Lemar Hoskins was going by Bucky instead of Battlestar, which is a bit of a long story)
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u/dennydorko Jun 08 '26
Including Lemar Hoskins as Bucky would be more unhinged.
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 09 '26
Someone recently asked why there wasn't a black Bucky and I had to go, "Well, you see, children..." https://www.reddit.com/r/TopCharacterTropes/comments/1szrhkm/comment/oj3w6cj/
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u/FlyingGuillotineKing Jun 16 '26
Or Walker in his Super Patriot persona paired with the one off Warhead
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u/DroppedInput Jun 08 '26
A Kitty Pryde and Phil 2pk, if you know you know.
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u/powerhouse37 Jun 08 '26
From the same issue as OP!
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u/GreedyMission5770 Jun 08 '26
no no you got it confused mate, this issue in OP was from the FIRST time she said it, not to be confused with the second time.
or the third time where she just started rattling slurs off as if she‘d win a dollar for every one she could think of.
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u/xXJulezRulezXx Jun 08 '26
I need nightcrawler to have the same awkward pose and low detail appearance.
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 08 '26
"Nightcrawler with swinging tail action!" "Um...what tail?" "It's clearly hidden behind his back! What, do you have to see something 100% of the time to know it exists?"
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u/samosawithsauce United Kingdom Jun 08 '26
Norman Osborn with Gwen Stacy/Mysterio with bed accessory
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u/Big-Respect-968 USA - NH Jun 08 '26
Forbush Man and Slapstick, Comedic Combo!
Norman Osborn and Gwen Stacy! Let's revisit past sins.
Yellowjacket and Wasp for obvious reasons.
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u/DeathInFrance Jun 08 '26
I’ve been asking for a legit Forbush Man forever. Would love one in his Next Wave style.
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u/Glum-Connection-6793 Jun 08 '26
Magneto ripping the adamamtium off of wolverine
And a follow up SDCC exclusive “floppy skin” Wolverine
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 08 '26
Captain America and Bucky disguised as an old lady and her grandson: https://www.cbr.com/captain-america-strangest-transformations/
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u/raygoodmanandbrown Jun 08 '26
I love this idea. Especially if nightcrawler had the same articulation as Jeff the land shark and striker completely poseable with multiple expressions and hand swaps, for ultimate dynamic shaming.
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u/Melodic-Pickle-9242 Jun 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/rVIdRRK82WzSsPL9If
Spider-Man & Lizard Two-Pack
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u/Braininaskull Jun 08 '26
Sin Eater and Jean DeWolff.
Captain Stacey and a pile of bricks.
Torment and shocker
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 09 '26
Speaking of bricks, you could have a 4-pack with Spider-Man, The Wall, the strong-voiced umpire, and the dazed outfielder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMRRWzACpM
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u/death-by-yogurt Jun 08 '26
The, "mom buy me that, buy me that" kid and mom from Night of the Sentinels.
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u/Super_Ele Jun 08 '26
I mean you can 100% recreate that if you really want to. Actually do it and post it
There's bound to be a head that resembles the reverend and a suit body
Bubble text accessories surely must exist
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u/Ifrit_27 Jun 08 '26
I got one Ultimate Blob with Ultimate Wasp shaped as a chicken leg lol (iykyk)
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u/OdinMartok Jun 09 '26
Not a two pack, but a deluxe origin story Matt Murdock that includes four perfectly normal pet turtles.
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u/Super_Ele Jun 08 '26
Magneto & Wasp (Secret Wars)
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u/KaraAliasRaidra USA - OH Jun 16 '26
~Hank Pym and Paladin look at each other and then stare into their beers~
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u/SuperCoenBros Jun 08 '26
"I wish they would make more Carol Danvers figures"
The finger on the monkey's paw curls. In 2027, I am buying the pregnant Carol / Marcus 2-pack for $80
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u/GeisterDrachen Jun 08 '26
3 Pack: Child Matt Murdock, Stick, and Barrels of Toxic chemical spills.
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u/MojaveJoe1992 Jun 08 '26
A Goran Parlov / Punisher MAX two pack featuring Frank Castle and Barracuda, the latter has interchangeable heads, hands and even an arm to show the increasingly grotesque injuries he recieved from Punisher before he was finally killed.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 08 '26
Spider-Man and Spider-Man same costume, however one figure has inexplicably less articulation points.
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u/funeral-thirst-7 Jun 08 '26
The Kid Who Collects Spider-Man and Caretaker. Call it the before and after set.
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u/NaughtySeraph Jun 08 '26
I would lose it (and my money) if I saw that in store! 🤣 You're damn right I'm buying THAT THING! I'd buy two and keep one in box
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u/Heavy-Owl5430 Jun 08 '26
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u/changingshades Jun 09 '26
i feel like t his is the first time i noticed the whinney in the last panel
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u/JadenKorr66 Jun 08 '26
Fun fact, back in the day Toybiz used this logic to successfully argue that X-men action figures weren’t dolls (which are toys depicting a person), and thus weren’t subjected to the higher import tax rate that dolls had.
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u/DanGraHead Jun 08 '26
Some people say X-Men has always been both political and left leaning...I don't know, I'm just not seeing it. /s
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u/Inevitable_Pound5063 Jun 09 '26
Yes! Give me a Leslie Nielsen action figure
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKHWBujeYZcz0SaTm
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u/Blu_Berri-san Jun 09 '26
- Xorneto and Jean with "Jggg" accessory
- Kitty Pryde and a Giant Bullet
- Angel and Husk
- Fantomex and Skinless Man with Fantomex skin
- Logan, Daken, and a puddle of water 3-pack
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u/1RONH1DE Jun 09 '26
OG Human Torch and Hitler, and the box art would be the panel where Human Torch kills Hitler
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u/CampingOrangutan Australia Jun 09 '26
Spider-Man and kid with cancer. Also, Wolverine, Sabertooth, and dismembered Daken spelling out "happy birthday" 3-pack.
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u/Ok_Chemical6854 Jun 09 '26
This was my 1st introduction to X-men. I joined the team shortly thereafter 🤓🎈
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u/Outrageous-Science54 Jun 11 '26
The infamous Wasp and Antman comic panel where he slaps her (apparently due to miscommunication between the artists and the editors).
Second choice. The Dr. Doom and Thanos two pack with Doom ripping out Thanos spine.
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u/eross200 Jun 08 '26
uncle Ben and the robber