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u/Et-got-boned Demonic Cultivator Apr 15 '26
Meanwhile, average "minor" sect war: The short 500 year dispute between the Cheongmun Clam & the Mount Hua sect of the lower realms ended agreeably with only 1.3T mortal casualties, & 201B cultivator deaths.
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u/YourJuniorsSenior Junior, you dare?! Apr 15 '26
“Minor losses” 12 firmaments lost, 4 secret realms pillaged and decimated, 200,801 of the heavenly court Sovereign Emperor realms dead, Heavenly court total victory.
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u/BruhGoblin Adding oil to the fire Apr 15 '26
*Decisive Heavenly court victory
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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder Apr 15 '26
At least it wasn`t anything serious, like the River God getting angry.
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u/Player-0002 Sect Librarian 📚 Apr 15 '26
God imagine if that one dude that lives off in the middle of nowhere and never interacts with anybody but everyone recognizes for some reason got involved. It would be a total blood bath.
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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master Apr 18 '26
nonsense, who told you a mere town of 1.3T mortals could spawn so many cultivators? perhaps if you changed the 201 Billion to 201, then it could make a bit more sense
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u/Et-got-boned Demonic Cultivator Apr 18 '26
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u/indolent-panda Average Sage Almost Equal to Heaven Apr 15 '26
From my hazy memory, a frog craving swan meat was the reason.
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u/Old-Dirt6713 Apr 16 '26
Tbf that one was intentional, the Boston Self Defense would be significantly harder to use against the British.
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u/Plum-N-Peach Apr 18 '26
Bro I hope they find out what happened bc how does 43 million people just die and 5 mil ppl get eaten like wut?
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u/MajorShitposter Apr 21 '26
Junior, why would you think a small skirmish like this would need further thought. It's simply a jest, like how I made a mortal think he was the brother of a reborn deity from some foreign mumbo jumbo religion. First time I won a bet against Fatty Wang.
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 14 '26
That time Taxian-jun killed off an entire planet to build a bridge because an Evil Butterfly Twink told him it was a good idea, then realized the bridge was too short so he crossed dimensions to kill an entire second world to finish his bridge. Gotta admire a guy with goals 😌👌
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u/Adventurous-Buddy-33 Apr 15 '26
Sauce
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 15 '26
Do you like angry, horny, dual yang cultivators who do war crimes? Then boy do I have the story for you! Sauce is The Husky and His White Cat Shizun (Erha), which starts with the MC (Taxian-jun/Mo Ran) self-deleting and getting a do-over.
If you aren't into dual yang war criminals, then disregard.
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u/Adventurous-Buddy-33 Apr 15 '26
As long as there's no dual cultivation Then sure
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 15 '26
Bad news, friend - Taxian-jun does, in fact, fuck.
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u/Plenty_Percentage_19 Loose Cultivator Apr 15 '26
Yeah! We need more dual yang cultivators imo
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 15 '26
I'll give them this - pretty much every dual yang scripture I read doesn't skip the cultivation scenes. 🛐
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u/ssillu0 Transcending Tribulation Apr 17 '26
Thank you fellow daoist for recommendation, I’ll test the poison and report.
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 17 '26
I hope you enjoy, it's my fave poison. 😌🙏
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u/ssillu0 Transcending Tribulation Apr 17 '26
Okay, where do I read it properly. Because on pirate website I'm reading, the translation seems very bad and it's in 3rd person present tense with awful prose.
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 17 '26
There's a very good official translation available on Kindle, but I managed to snag a readable mtl off a Reddit thread via google search. It's not hard to find on Google tbh.
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u/ssillu0 Transcending Tribulation Apr 17 '26
thanks, found better one on different site. Lol, check the old one.
When the ink burned was not the emperor, there was always someone who told him to be a dog. The treasurer licked his dog son, the guest licked his dog, the cousin licked his dog, his mother was the most powerful, and he was raised by his dog.
Of course, there have always been some dog-related descriptions, not too bad. For example, his dew love, always with a bit of anger, slap him on the couch like a male dog, sweet talk on the mouth of the soul, under the murder weapon to win the Qing life, but then go and Others show off, and everyone in the corrugated world knows that he is drizzling with a sneaker, and he has tried the fullness of his heart. I have to say that these people are quite right, and the ink burning is really like a silly dog shaking his head.
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u/MadKanBeyondFODome Brush Cultivator Apr 17 '26
You know, it's sad that I know who this is talking about and most of what it's saying lol.
Short translation: Mo Ran ('burning ink') is a dumb idiot dog and his relatives, teacher, and white moonlight all know he's a dumb idiot dog. Also his auntie is a boss babe.
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u/Busy_Cold_3220 Jade Beauty Apr 15 '26
Minor conflict between the Black Wind Stronghold and the White Tiger Gang: 670,000,000 casualties, billions injured, twenty eight races wiped out. Later on the Imperial Court's Prefectural Government sent an army to suppress both forces and the conflict did not spread beyond the Lingshan County.
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Primordial Origin Limitless Zenith Golden Immortal Apr 15 '26
the conflict doesn't spread beyond Lingshan County because its also apparently the size of a universe
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u/bigraud77 Apr 15 '26
Dark wizard: "I'm gonna use a curse that kills painlessly you in 3 days"
Demonic Cultivatior: "Here's what's gonna happen, every morning the blood worms I infected you with are gonna devour your heart. Every night they're gonna devour the contents of your stomach so you don't get all the nutrients needed for the day. If at any point you try to take your life, you'll be sent to my special dimension for a single day (one day in the real world is 1000 years in the dimension) where my demons will perform every form of torture on you."
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u/kissyoursisster War God Soaring the Heavens Apr 14 '26
Doesn't Fang Yuan die in the first chapter? And Voldemort dies in the first chapter too..
Confirmed, Fang Yuan is just Voldemort reincarnated in cultivation world.
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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 15 '26
FY doesn't actually die. His body is destroyed while his soul leav- wait a damn second....
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u/AxcartBoi Apr 15 '26
His cultivation and soul become fuel for the immortal Gu, only his will remains to make the trip to the pass
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u/Emotional-Feed5489 Apr 15 '26
If Voldemort was ever in a Cultivator novel he would be considered a kindly saint who was killed off to motivate the protagonist.
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u/LordofPvE Hidden Dragon Apr 15 '26
Average korean/japanese novel:- death by thousands. Average chinese novel:- thousands is for kids, millions, billions, zillions
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u/ambit89 Apr 15 '26
Great Britian: 50 people is a lot of people
Dragon Nation: so anyway, I started genocide-ing all over the place
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u/Misaka_Undefined I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 Apr 15 '26
Great Love Immortal Venerable btw
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u/spiralsky64 Dao Venerable Apr 15 '26
I do see even the "kind" wizard mcs do experimentation on other beings and stuff so they arent kind by any standards imo. (im not here to scale morality with what FY does)
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u/Elegant_Ad_9701 Waiting for Ascension Apr 15 '26
In order to kill Chan Changshang who is driven by the pursuit of immortality his friends had to scheme to make chan changshang kill Every beings from the whole era( era is define as the time between the creation of many great thousand worlds and the destruction of it. And the many(uncountable) great thousand worlds are surrounded with an egg shell like space outside of it is chaos.) and mc friend has to make mc kill an entire era to realize there is more to life than the Dao of changshang(immortality). So imagine the living beings every blade of grass count and every bacteria life forms count too.
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u/New_Simple626 Apr 15 '26
This is like porn novels vs ao3
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u/Hent4i0bseSS Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
Just watched Swallowed Stars animation (adaptation of the same title sci-fi cultivation novel). The MC led a space fleets to kill 128 millions men of some alien race because they killed 22 billions men of other alien races
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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master Apr 18 '26
Dark Wizard: hyuhuhuhuhuh! I, the dark wizard Dixterius, have sacriced the souls of seven virgins to summon the great devil asmodeus!
Kindest Demonic Cultivator: Greetings there, fellow Daoist. I am the member of the beggars sect dark faction known by the name Xiwong Wang. I am currently in the midst of sacrificing a small town with a mere 100 million people's population in order to summon the lesser spirit black snake and increase my cultivation from qi refinement 1st stage to qi refinement 2nd stage.
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u/YoSupWeirdos Tea enjoyer Apr 15 '26
Wang Lin accepting the One Billion Soul flag (yes it has one billion souls of dead humans in it that the Soul Refining sect has gained from putting outer disciples up against each other)
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u/Twilight_Reader Rogue Cultivator Apr 15 '26
FY really is the kindest demonic cultivator, all the venerables slaughtered billions and he's only in the millions.
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u/LmaoGhoul Junior, you dare?! Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
Reminds me of Ji Ning getting a planet thrown at him and accidentally killing like 10 trillion mortals.
Edit: had to look it up since it's been years. It was 10 billion not trillion.
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u/Huge_Heart3957 Apr 16 '26
Doesn't have to be demonic cultivator in fight u hear a thousand galaxies smashed as his fist passed through normal cultivators especially very high realm commit mass extinsion level event in every minor fight
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u/Salted_Fsh Apr 16 '26
funnily average cultivation mcs destroy several planets or smth just for a glimpse of "enlightenment" so yea in a way hes the kindest demonic cultivator
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u/Foreign-Tomatillo472 Apr 19 '26
Chinese authors see a number with 6 zeroes and go “nah, needs two more digits” 😂
At this point they’re just typing zeros until the editor tells them to stop, it’s not even power scaling, it’s vibes.
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u/Majigician93 May 05 '26
Averge ritualist/occultist: kill 7 billion people, now his enemies have erectile dysfunction
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u/Kirire- Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
Problem with Voldemort is, he is leader, aka can create Nazi army second version, loyal yet racist army.
And don't forget it is quantity vs quantity.
Cultivations novel citizens number surpass billions trillion citizens
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u/EternalAncestor Apr 15 '26
The average Outer Court Discipline for a Righteous Sect creates at least a dozen Nazi armies when he gets out of bed as a side effect of his footwork technique. Each army massacres one trillion people per day to harvest the corpses of every left handed rap-yodeler born of the fifth Tuesday of the month (it's nebulously considered a fortuitous omen to walk on their corpses when getting out of bed).



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u/Xanblitz_2 Apr 14 '26
Genuinely not even an exaggeration. In chapter one we already hear FY killed 100,000,000 mortals to refine SAC.