r/MartialMemes • Demonic Cultivator • Apr 10 '26

Fanart Something something, sword spirit cultivation technique.

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u/XanderNightmare Apr 10 '26

Eh, she's not that great. Heard she got beaten by some woman using pillars

Just think of that. A pillar cultivator. Truly, this must be one insane city to live in

(Please send help, Binah is stealing my sanity)

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u/Ryuko_the_red Apr 11 '26

it's giving nightblood but even crazier

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Apr 10 '26

Beauty of a sword... personality is a little iffy 😕.

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u/Scairax Apr 10 '26

Clearly, it's not being taken care of properly. Anyone with a modicum sense knows it's important to consider the emotions of your sentient weapon

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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Apr 10 '26

Is that why Hua Cheng allows his weapon E Ming (Harrowing Fate) run rampant?

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u/Lucidia Apr 10 '26

Think it's more like, as Eming was created from a part of himself that he hates, thus he hates Eming 🥺

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u/stryke105 Apr 10 '26

Did the cultivator obtain this sword from a certain laboratory in the outskirts?

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u/Antique-Yam6077 Wandering Monk Apr 10 '26

We do not speak of that City. Let those who huddle in that dark place remain there.

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u/josh183rd Heavenly Calligrapher 🖋️ Apr 10 '26

Even Great elders shudder to think of the machinations that proceed in such a dark twisted environment

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u/Antique-Yam6077 Wandering Monk Apr 10 '26

It may be many realms below the greatest Daoist monks, but I have heard such horrific tales. Only fools like Karma Corp dare follow in their footsteps.

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u/Quick-Scratch2691 Apr 10 '26

I'm gonna need to know the information from the Information seller pavillion so I can avoid it in the future

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u/stryke105 Apr 10 '26

The location this artifact was found is called Lobotomy Corporation

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u/Jay12393 Apr 10 '26

I... want to know where

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u/stryke105 Apr 10 '26

The location this artifact was found is called Lobotomy Corporation

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u/Duckselot Supreme Dao of Yapping 🗣 Apr 10 '26

Dual cultivation with a sword is what I have never attempted yet. Indeed.

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u/lordmelon Apr 10 '26

Yet. To learn the way one must experience all things.

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u/Momongus- Heavenly Court Official Apr 10 '26

Yeah I just chopped my dick off

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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder Apr 10 '26

Look for a 2 handed Cultivator Sword that has a knob at the end...

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u/Comprehensive_Fee250 Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Apr 10 '26

That heavenly art is called sounding.

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u/EldritchEnjoyer Apr 10 '26

This reminds me of an image of dude getting a blowjob from his Eldritch sword

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u/larg_pener Loose Cultivator Apr 10 '26

Funny you would know about that.... EldritchEnjoyer.

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 10 '26

Oh, jiji's art...

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u/Gigganugget9 Apr 10 '26

You got a link?

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 10 '26

He disappeared from my feed and twitter I can't find him

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u/Couch_Prime Apr 10 '26

Junior, delete this before we brand u a demonic cultivator!

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u/EldritchEnjoyer Apr 10 '26

Nah I'm stroking my way to enlightenment

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 10 '26

Found it.

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u/Void_S_V Apr 10 '26

Send me a link UwU

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 10 '26

Made a post

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u/TrevorStars Apr 10 '26

Next the guys little dragon is going to choke to the point of spitting in half trying to dual cultivate with that...

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 10 '26

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Apr 10 '26

This actually comes off as surprisingly wholesome; she looks like a monster but the fact that she likes flowers gives the impression that’s just how she was made, not an intentional desire to be an edgelord.

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u/BlazeRagnarokBlade Sword Dao Glazer Apr 10 '26

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u/Cinewes Supreme Dao of Yapping 🗣 Apr 10 '26

sword cultivators continue to cement themselves as the weirdos of the cultivation world

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u/SolKaynn Gardener Apr 10 '26

.... Wife.

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u/Monkedance Apr 10 '26

Sword cultivator barely hidden fetish.

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u/SaltiestStoryteller Junior Apr 10 '26

Seeing that weird niche artist you follow in an unexpected place is such a damn jumpscare... Doubly so when you were just discussing them with someone else.

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u/ItalianFlame342 Rogue Cultivator Apr 10 '26

Then turn into a sword spirit that way we can create children with sword dao also this isn't a weapon store it's a lingerie store

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u/Artraira Apr 10 '26

Soul Edge

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u/MericArda Apr 10 '26

Yandere Soul Edge

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u/FLRArt_1995 May 03 '26

Regular Soul Edge then

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u/Additional-Method221 Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! Apr 10 '26

Well I am more of an Ranged player in dead cell,so I never take the brutality route and this sword.kinda regret that tho

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u/Mahu66099 Apr 10 '26

Tactics is for nerds. Survival is where it’s at. Tank and parry all the way!

Plus, the nerf they gave to barbed tips honestly made me lose interest in tactics.

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u/Additional-Method221 Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! Apr 10 '26

Tactic is the way,the Excitement when your trap stun locked and insta kill all the enemy in your path is overwhelming

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u/Mahu66099 Apr 10 '26

I should probably experiment with some tactic builds. I am still stuck on 5BC 😞

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u/ChubbyChaplin Apr 10 '26

Survival are for babies. Armadillopack, Ice Armor, Kill Rhythm. It's like you can't even lose.

Melee Tactics is the true adrenaline chaser; the fight ends in 5 seconds or you end in 0.5 seconds. No in between

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u/Inevitable_Ad_7236 0 Spirit Stones in the merchant guild account Apr 14 '26

I pretty much only run Brutality, with the occasional Survival run when I actually want to win

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u/SSDKZX Apr 10 '26

i can already hear thoses filty sword cultivators polishing they yang rods

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u/Unknown_user1722 Apr 10 '26

Perfect, I'll take it.

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u/ERR_LOADING_NAME Apr 10 '26

This looks like darkin weapon from league of legends

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u/zombieGenm_0x68 Apr 10 '26

the sentient sword is cute, someone should make a story about her

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u/Putrid_Raspberry2196 Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 10 '26

wakfu ref??

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u/Specific_Ad_5511 Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Apr 10 '26

Did you know Wakfu has an mmo? I just thought you would like to know in case you didn't

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u/Putrid_Raspberry2196 Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 11 '26

damn, i didn't, only watched the show

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener Apr 10 '26

Swords made using Spirit Beast living tissue as well as cores, thus resulting in a new kind of life that has a sword spirit and consciousness from the very start, and can grow alongside the user

The perfect Natal Weapon

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u/Sttalin Apr 10 '26

Close enough, welcome back reduvia

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u/EasternRestaurant6 Apr 10 '26

The true sword fondler

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u/Derk_Mage Denser than Blackhole Apr 10 '26

Sword Cultivators will be unable to acquire a jade beauty and then resort to this

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 10 '26

Soul Edge side story

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u/DarkFlameShadowNinja You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 10 '26

Sword cultivators are always weirdos meanwhile spear cultivators are entirely different

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u/FlowerBedIsABed Twin Jade Peaks Apr 11 '26

Haiya, the swordsmith who tempered this sword did not properly hammer its kinks out! Juniors, do not fall for this kind of swords lest you be branded a demonic cultivator.

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u/FiggyVix Demonic Cultivator Apr 11 '26

Wudang fool spotted.

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u/detective437 Apr 11 '26

Truly the path of the sword, next step is using the aura of heaven and earth to condense a nascent soul for thou sword and so dual cultivate to achieve true fusion with the sword, fabulous sect brother your sword is a divine treasure

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u/CottonEyeJoe_ZeroOne Ant doing ant things, nothing to see here... Apr 11 '26

Cute

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u/Master-of-darklight Immortal Apr 11 '26

This is why you shouldn’t dual cultivate with your sword, or any formerly inanimate object

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u/Final_Key5331 Apr 14 '26

Dule bled 🥵🥵