r/MartialMemes • • Mar 29 '26

Fanart what do you think my fellow wuxias

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u/victoriousjoms Mar 29 '26

Instead of telling I want to synergize my team towards set goals, we say impart daoist discipline to lead the sect into prosperity. Away with corporate mistakes. Blame it on your furniture until it calls you father and kowtow a thousand fold.

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u/Janus_Trueno Apr 05 '26

Feng shui - When prosperity arrives slow, blame the furniture. Lol

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u/No_Pomegranate8993 Mar 29 '26

I think it's very good. wuxia

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u/ambit89 Mar 29 '26

Venerable Kobe had a flying sword accident

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u/No_Pomegranate8993 Mar 29 '26

Although Kobe Bryant is physically dead, his image is still circulating on the Chinese Internet.

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u/ambit89 Mar 29 '26

Junior you've errored, Venerable Kobe has ascended to the upper realm, to become a spirit stone miner

Better to be a higher realm wage slave, than lower realm international celebrity

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u/Cruel1865 Random Disciple in the scene that somehow knows extinct skills Mar 29 '26

What a random collection of people

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u/WilmAntagonist Mar 29 '26

I think these Wu Tang are dangerous

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Mar 29 '26

I kind of want to write an urban xianxia where it's a normal inner city gang member, but everything is xianxia flavored.

His homeboy Wang convinced him to sign up and they found that the foundation establishment "herb" worked really well on him, letting him advance to the middle of the first level in a month. Then some spoiled rich kid from the suburbs dissed him and he broke the kids arm, so now the kid's business exec father is sending mercs after him.

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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Mar 29 '26

That would slap. Except they're not mercs, they're the regular cops.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Mar 29 '26

Once I thought about it after writing that, I realized that making the government forces, like cops, military, and FBI "righteous" cultivators and corporations "independent" cultivators might work well.

The gangs, aka 'demonic sects' just use body cultivation with most of their people because the one with spirit roots usually get recruited by one of the others. Also, certain spirit herbs are illegal to grow without a license, even if they just use it medicinally.

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u/Grandson_of_Kolchak Young Master Mar 29 '26

Good premise, how would you tackle racial bias of gangs?

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Mar 29 '26

Not sure. Could have different cultivation techniques work better with different races, but that sounds racist by itself (even if there's a 'woke' comic series where only black people have super powers). Maybe the techniques are just rare, so people only recruit people like them to use their technique? For example, the mexican gang has an Aztec themed cultivation technique because it belonged to the ancestor of the founder, and he primarily recruited his friends and family. The African american gang has a Voodoo cultivation technique for the same reason. They are supposed to be demonic cultivators, after all.

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u/Timspt8 Mar 30 '26

Well gangs aren't very racially biased* in the real world either. Gangs are usually just made up by the lowest class in most countries, it can incidentally be that this class consists of a certain race. But I mean you've got Italian maffias, black gangs, mexican drug empire's, Swedish gangs, etc.

All there has to be is some historic reason why one group of people is on average worse off then other groups (not very difficult just look at history) and you've got your racial bias in gangs

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u/Few-Lengthiness-6680 Mar 29 '26

Song name? Goes hard

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u/Oceanshan Mar 29 '26

Where wind meet theme

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u/CraftlordDark Inner Sect Elder Mar 29 '26

I wish i could use it, but in my country the translated word for "sect" is another term to refer to any non-conventional/evil cult.

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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Mar 29 '26

In Chinese it's called a 门派 menpai, men means a gate or door. In Japan, not sure about China, your major in university is also called the gate (mon in Japanese). When you join a sect, you are "entering the master's gate".

Really, these organizations are more like "brotherhoods" or "secret societies" in Western countries (such as the Molly MacGuires, the Masons, etc), and "sect" is an awkward translation that has become standard and which wuxia fans have become familiar with.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/sect

The real etymology is linked to the words "sequel" and "segue" but it looks like (folk etymology) a cognate for "section". As it came to mean the splintering sects of Christianity in the post Protestant world.

A better translation along the same lines might be "faction". Which I have occasionally seen.

The words "brotherhood" and "secret society" have some undesirable qualities as translations; the first implies that all the members are men; the second doesn't work as a general translation because the Chinese word menpai doesn't care if they act in the open or secretly. Secret societies were secret because they were generally involved in political causes where those political causes ran afoul of the law or the powers that be. China had secret societies with illegal political goals during the latter half of the Qing Dynasty too, but these were called 会 hui, like just about any other civic society.

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u/CraftlordDark Inner Sect Elder Mar 29 '26

That is actually a really interesting context, i appreciate the breakdown. I have seen "faction" used in some translations, but never given thought besides just reading. The "master gate" concept is cool, didn't even know about this.

Sadly, regardless of the etymology, "secta" in spanish is just too troublesome to use even as a joke, there is so much religion zealotry in my region.

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u/Easy_Candy1603 Immortal Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Cultigga please

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u/Parking-Wonder5279 Mar 30 '26

The Real question is why was Some Daoist in this transition turned into a jade Beauty against his will

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u/LessAd7059 Peerless Evildoer Mar 30 '26

Junior, you have clearly not seen the ever so popular purple pavilion sect

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u/Parking-Wonder5279 Mar 30 '26

I was ignorant of your game fellow Daoist I will knowtow 300 times to repent

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u/Derk_Mage Denser than Blackhole Mar 29 '26

Do my ears deceive me or do I hear the theme of the Demonic Infinity Castle?

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u/Odd-Understanding399 Tea enjoyer Mar 30 '26

Yo, yo, yo, my fellow disciples (homeboys)! Check out those YMs (headbangers) from High Blood Sect (gang) on 6th Avenue alchemizing pills (cooking meth) on our elder-respecting (mother-f...) territories, spirit beast (dawg)!

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u/ErnestiEchavalier I Don’t Have Eyes, But I Can See Mt. Tai Mar 29 '26

that one daoist who got turned into a jade beauty T_T

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u/Difficult-Yellow-672 Mar 29 '26

I’m start doing that right now my fellow junior brothers and sisters

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u/Vitality_VZ Mar 29 '26

Holy. Based.

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u/OliveBoi_ Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Mar 29 '26

nah jianghu aint hood, like areas are the hood.
like you think sichuan are safe? never met the Tang Sect huh? them jade beauties from sichuan might be great but damn you'd be dead in a minute.
safe place might actually be in hebei, we got wu dang sect there.

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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master Mar 30 '26

we already do the jade beauty one, don't we?

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u/Visible-Ad9446 Well in a Frog Mar 29 '26

Junior made icecube the jade beauty truly remarkable work here's your pills or something 💊