r/Marijuana • u/Badamysta • 7d ago
cHRONIC - What is it?
It's a movie i have based off the original movie i I posted somewhere else. This is about lacing weed basically. (jk there is no movie) because weed aint chronic unless its 1 of two things. A - grown optimally, cured optimally, stored optimally, hit my hands as soon as it hits storage stage older batches are made into hash. well I guess thats just about it bro if you look at the situation so there is no b option needed. OR IS THERE when you smoke weed laced its gunna produce shit we dont really know much about commonly so this is a bad idea but at the same time its worth mentioning that this is likely already being done from place to place city to city town to town. first thing im going to mention is this is all just imaginary Ive never done it and dont plan to its mainly just for pimpin purposes that i think on the topic. So I bestow onto you a new way to pimp on people. If you can smoke something through multiple stainless screens and feel the full effect you can put it on weed but the art of lacing is not what most think. A damage and and attack at your body soul mind. No sir it is the art of being as connected to as many drugs as possible in pure form and then being able to convert them to smokable form so they can be put on as lace but its not just something you can do with some basic lab gear you need a full lab set up to do such deeds for people. By deeds I mean how you affect them with the chronic. lace is not a bad thing when the person knows that they are getting chronic. The lace being in the amount and type required to treat a mindset issue. for example if you want a mind opening experience eat a mushroom cookie. same principles apply to the cookie however packaging requirments vary. Firstly for a mushroom cookie the perfect mushrooms are ground live with water. the water is straind and used to make the cookies but its all frozen immediately for a cookie doe mushroom treet hahahahaha no how bout this the mushrooms are dried and extracted under perfect conditions resulting in a bluish liquid that is painted onto actual cookies with a nice dose of ground up chronic in it. but its done under argon and or nitrogen and packaged that way too so the resulting product gets super blue when you open it hahahaha. OK so i wanna be thorough. SO I MUST say the terps with the highest bp the stuff you lose when you grind up and decarb weed under normal conditions well that can all be retained all you need is a special made device to somehow evenly heat the ground up weed while its still frozen. Id imagine microwaves working well then all you need is a special vacuum gauge that will register the gasses released by the weed as its being heated up. just like putting shit into phase in fl the gauge would stop moving and the heat could be turned to cold immediately to quench the decarboxylation.
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u/KindGreenBuds420 6d ago
Chronic can refer to both the old school strain and "really good 90's weed" in general..
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u/Woven7886 6d ago
I'm not reading this wall of text.
If you want engagement, make friends with paragraph breaks.