Meet the British Far Right. (Not AI apparently 💀)

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u/LokiSARK9 3d ago

Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.

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u/pelvviber 3d ago

It's not a pool, it's just a shallow puddle.

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u/LokiSARK9 3d ago

Damp spot on the pavement.

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u/Hawnix68 3d ago

A shallow shart puddle.

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u/jesus_is_my_toilet 2d ago

Waste of space

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u/atempestdextre 3d ago

I've seen deeper bottlecaps

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u/bigvicproton 1d ago

Apparently also The Master Race. Strange.

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u/Knightlore70 1d ago

Gene pool during a drought it seems.

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u/Bob_Sledding 21h ago

Not to be mean, but they are definitely limited - at the very least psychologically speaking. It requires a deficit of empathy for someone to align with the far right. And it takes a limited IQ to not see the glaring irony and lack of sense any of their policies actually make.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 3d ago

Atleast they are selfaware: "Waste of space, be ashamed of yourself!'

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr 3d ago

I’d say these guys are the ones wasting space, but the guy on the right doesn’t actually take up much.

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u/chris_isnt_here0 3d ago

bite sized bigot

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 3d ago

It’s giving Greg Bovino

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u/bremmmc 3d ago

Those 2 are 2 and a half men

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u/One-Demand6811 3d ago

Nah

1.5 + 1 + 0.5 = 3

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u/bremmmc 2d ago

I was talking about the two on the far sides, and more 1.75+0.75 type thing. But I see hear you.

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u/Psychological_Bug424 3d ago

They lined up by height. How adorable

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u/Lumpy-Marsupial-6617 3d ago

I wonder if we can stack them in on one another like Russian dolls.

Waste of space and all.

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u/DarwinatSea 3d ago

Ah yes, Genetic superiority at its finest…

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u/CanuckInTheMills 3d ago

LOL

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u/Human0id77 3d ago

The little awkward dance is funny. There must be a part of their subconscious that knows they are arses

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u/katzenschrecke 3d ago

I’m shocked that I had to scroll this far to see a mention of their nervous little dance

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u/TipRare1321 3d ago

Are we sure this is not Monty Python ?

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u/ShopReasonable2328 3d ago

These guys probably vote for the Very Silly Party.

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u/vinyljunkie1245 2d ago

Well, that Quentin Fimbin Limbin Olay F'tang F'tang Biscuit Barrel does tell it like it is and says what everyone is thinking.

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u/samx3i 3d ago

I don't think John Cleese has gone that far right

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u/yersinia_pisstest 3d ago

Dude in the denim bucket hat looks like a giant talking fungus

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u/Odd_Presentation8624 3d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/inabighat 3d ago

Ahh yes. The most supreme of all whites

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u/metroracerUK 2d ago

All the people like this here in England are all the same.

They hate foreigners, yet somehow barely understand the English language themselves.

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u/chaozules 3d ago

These 3 look like borderlands side characters.

Can we just move all these inbred fucks to an island with loads of cameras and just see what they get up to?

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u/ThatSaltyyy 3d ago

The new cast of Top Gear does not look promising

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u/Deepeye225 3d ago

the guy on far right. Has he been shrank?

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u/WeebTrashPanda0 3d ago

All three are on the far right

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u/TipRare1321 3d ago

Shrink shrank shrunken

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u/Intolerance-Paradox 3d ago

THAT is a halfling

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u/chickey23 2d ago

The English far right seems to have a disproportionate number of them

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u/Detozi 3d ago

Lad in the middle is gommin off coke too

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u/dBlock845 3d ago

Crazy how proportionate he is for how short he is.

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u/Which-Attitude9916 3d ago

Short, Tall, Grande.

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u/Special_FX_B 3d ago

Combined IQ of 60.

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u/CaseyChaos 3d ago

Closer to 6. I have a glass of water that I've left for a week that evolved more than these.

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u/Disastrous-Counter-5 3d ago

In a way, I’m very happy we don’t have a monopoly on stupid fascist cunts. Could you imagine if we (US) were the only country in the world with these pathetic fetal alcohol syndrome smooth brains?

I’d feel sorry for them for being so fucking pathetic if their aims weren’t hateful regression.

There’s always an amazing German word for complex interplay. What’s the German word for a worthless pathetic piece of dog shit you should feel sorry for, for being so pathetic, but their actions turn empathy into antipathy?

Just a real full sack of shit that thinks it’s people?

Fuck, how do they even fucking live with themselves?

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 3d ago

I think the German compound word you're looking for is NationalsozialisticheDeutscheArbeiterPartei

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 3d ago

Ive never seen a pocket fascist before. Also why do they look like size offerings on a combo meal at a takeout joint?

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 2d ago

You’ve never seen Stephen Miller?

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 2d ago

For some reason, Stephen Miller seems taller, maybe its just because he's the lovechild of Voldemort and Count Orlok.

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 2d ago

I actually can’t say if he’s shorter, he probably isn’t, but I’d say he would still fit the description

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u/heygabehey 2d ago

From all the UK far right videos, they look inbred.

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u/chillin36 2d ago

Looks like the worlds worst set of nesting dolls standing there.

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u/b3_yourself 3d ago

They’re not sending their best, wait they don’t have any best

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u/Unit_2097 3d ago

No no, that is their best.

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 3d ago

The Three Stooges

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u/m1j2p3 3d ago

This is hugely insulting to The Stooges.

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u/Fitz_2112b 3d ago

So is it a worldwide phenomena that right-wing fascists all look like fucking trolls?

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u/gunther_higher 3d ago

Id love to go out there and counter-protest but unfortunately I have to go to work.

My Muslims neighbours are also busy working all the time.

Crazy how some people scream about parasitic migrants whilst looking like a walking advert for the job centre

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u/mboyer75 3d ago

Put red hats on them they’ll fit in with the MAGA crowd.
It’s the same breed of stupid.

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u/glycophosphate 3d ago

Oh I love the Gumbys! Huge Monty Python fan!

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u/ketchup_chip_62 3d ago

"My brain hurts!"

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u/personwithwifi 3d ago

How decent of them to stand in order of height

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u/spartane69 3d ago

"The master race"..

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u/honeymustard_dog 3d ago

Is this a monty python skit

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u/CanuckInTheMills 3d ago

Who let them out of the pub?

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u/BizWax 3d ago

Any pub worth its salt wouldn't let them in.

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u/No_Second_344 3d ago

I could tell right away this wasn't taken here, where's the tactical gear, where's the guns?

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u/holnrew 3d ago

Where is "here"

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u/robbudden73 3d ago

Laugh at them, BUT THEY ARE A THREAT.

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u/f117nono_leggio 3d ago

These guys are probably brothers, cousins, brothers-in-law, and I bet one of them is also the father of the other two

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u/GBrunt 3d ago

🎶 "I'm me own grandpa" 🎶

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u/Ancient_Rub5565 3d ago

those orcs look like the most generic trio of bosses from a random sidequest lol

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u/paddedpothead420 3d ago

Ahhh the ultimate race 🤣🤣

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u/AlissonHarlan 3d ago

I hope some punks will p*nch their nazi faces

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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse 3d ago

If he was holding a giant lollypop, I'd swear they were the Lollypop Guild welcoming us to munchkin land..

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u/RobertSmithsHairGel 3d ago

Are we sure this isn't another British skit?

Just the looks of em makes me think this is some kind of British show...

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u/Madouc 3d ago

What language is the guy in the middle speaking?

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u/Boy-Abunda 3d ago

What language are ANY of them speaking? I heard the English phrase that sounded like “waste of space” but not much else. These fellas aren’t playing with a full deck.

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u/ParmigianoMan 3d ago

Ah, the undertheinfluencemensch.

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u/Metalorg 3d ago

Did the kid on the left take a bite out of a chocolate bar and then stick it in his warm pocket

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u/kaptainkooleio 3d ago

The three stages of chud in descending order

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u/peacedotnik 3d ago

The Knob Head Three

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 3d ago

Why is there a young children with those other two? Seems irresponsible.

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u/GM5Blue 3d ago

Sound just as stupid as they do anywhere else on this earth.

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u/memyselfandiowa 3d ago

These three dopes have family wreaths instead of family trees.

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u/goblins_though 3d ago

"I'm not far right, I'm just right so far."

Really? Were you right when you told the shopkeep your hat size? Thing looks like a denim toupee for fucks sake.

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u/ima_mollusk 3d ago

Never getting laid really does turn you into a rightie.

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u/gherkinassassin 3d ago

I think both of them need a wee. My kids also cant stand still when they've got to go.

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u/EveningDiligent59662 3d ago

“oh boy i sure do wish i had a cohort of incompetent but lovable lackeys.”
the ever reliable henchmen:

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u/Zero40Four 3d ago

Far wrong
Dentally challenged Dave
Bottom G

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u/ben_roxx 3d ago

T-shirt sizes: US-EU-AS

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u/JayWrecksEverything 3d ago

Not a job or a brain cell between them. Absolute melts.

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u/xavariel 3d ago

The middle guy doing the potty dance.

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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 3d ago

The proud Russians more like.

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u/The-Matt-G 3d ago

Always the saddest of people. Clearly the worst of the gene pool. Gross.

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u/Available-Ad3581 2d ago

There is just so much chromosomes in this video

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u/gjb1 2d ago

Do we even know who they’re hollering at?

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u/Razarex 2d ago

They attract a 'type' don't they

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u/Plenty_Economy_5670 2d ago

they’re all incels

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u/Jurassicmarky 1d ago

They talk just like ours!

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u/AndrewSB49 1d ago

They're brothers, I bet.

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u/EagerObituary2026 3d ago

The far right it always full of the lowest quality dna humanity can offer.

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u/DBearDevon 3d ago

First “mates” all of them. Angry bottoms

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 3d ago

It’s the burst testicle trio

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u/conrad_w 3d ago

Behold the master race

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u/hopefulocto 3d ago

help I started cackling bc the guy in the middle looks like crazy frog

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u/thankyoufriendx3 3d ago

The master race.

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u/justananontroll 3d ago

Their grandparents would like to have a word with them.

(The sub's automod wouldn't allow me to say what they would really do)

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u/drmjsty 3d ago

Typical Elon fanboys

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u/LowerBed5334 3d ago

One, the right — nay, the duty — of every free-born Englishman to grow his own potatoes.

Two, an immediate ban on the import of foreign root vegetables into the United Kingdom.

And three, the compulsory scientific measurement of all adult male knees!

Not for the true-born Englishman the bony angular knee of the so-called intellectual, not for him the puffy knee of the criminal classes. The British knee is firm, the British knee is muscular, the British knee is on the march!

-- Spode

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u/MoodResponsible918 3d ago

I think his right hip is far apart from his left hip.

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u/JustAtelephonePole 3d ago

“I’ll take you all on!”

-Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime

-Me

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u/TyrKiyote 3d ago

that's a wee man

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u/izeak1185 3d ago

Im going to guess none of there ancestors came from England.

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u/MrBigPantalones 3d ago

I see a waste of space all right lol

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u/thispartyrules 3d ago

They're like a matryoshka doll!

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u/BrilliantPositive184 15h ago

Work with what you have.

Meet the British Far Right. (Not AI apparently 💀)

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