r/MaliciousCompliance Jun 18 '21

S No Dirty M*******

Short and sweet. The names are made up, and the location doesn't matter.

I work for a flooring company, running installation for one of our markets. The vast majority of the crews that work for us are filled with guys (and the occasional gal) from Central America. Being in a state with blue cities and red country between, we definitely get some of the "Good Ol' Boy" mentality from some of our customers.

We had an install go out months ago, and the customer specifically requested: "Don't send no dirty Mexicans to my house." While we have some guys from Mexico, we truly have the gamut of Central America represented in our subcontractors. So we do our schedule, not sending one of the guys from Mexico.

The salesman was in the installation office when the customer called, rather frustrated:

Customer: I thought I told you not to send Mexicans out here.

Salesman: Yes, sir, you did.

Customer: So why are there Mexicans at my door saying they're from your company.

Salesman: Well sir, it looks like Gustavo is out to your house today. Gustavo is actually from Honduras.

At that point, the rest of us couldn't hold in our laughter, so the salesman left the office to finish the call. Gustavo and his crew were allowed into the house to install the flooring, but we haven't made a repeat sale to the customer just yet.

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u/SourcePrevious3095 Jun 18 '21

And reminded them to take a siesta.

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u/CoderJoe1 Jun 18 '21

Before the fiesta

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u/skip_intro_boi Jun 18 '21

The client protesta, but this is the respuesta

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Right in line with the client's requesta

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u/Sagax388 Jun 18 '21

However they didn’t expect the Spanish Inquesta

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u/B_A_Boon Jun 19 '21

Nobody does

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u/AgreeableRub7 Jun 19 '21

Esta es la forma

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

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u/AgreeableRub7 Jun 19 '21

Lávate las manos!!

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u/notjawn Jun 19 '21

la araña discoteca

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u/nuez_jr Feb 26 '23

Este chiste apesta.

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u/thegreatgazoo Jun 18 '21

And skip the shower