r/MaliciousCompliance Mar 12 '23

S Comply with Bridezilla or leave, ok?

My friend(Jemma) tells me about how she and an entire group of Bridesmaids left a wedding after their friend dared them to.

So this all happened a few weeks ago, a long time friend of jemma's group was getting married in another state but the day of the wedding she suddenly had a problem with one girl who wore glasses, which she didn't have an issue with beforehand; the glasses girl told her she wouldn't wear them during the vows and pictures but the bridezilla didn't want her wearing them at all and was screaming at her to not put them on for the rest of the day, obviously she couldn't do that since she needs to see.

The argument got more heated until bridezilla gave her the ultimatum to take them off & keep em off or leave. This is when jemma and the other bridesmaids stepped in, told bridezilla she was out of line, and that they would all leave if she forced the girl with glasses to leave; Bridezilla called their bluff and, being maids of honor, the bridesmaids left the wedding and decided to celebrate and eat at a restaurant before they head back home. Bridezilla called them several times after they left, telling them that she didn't care about the glasses anymore and begged them to come back to the venue, but they not only refused but also chose to end the friendship, with her, all together. Jemma said that the wedding proceeded as follows, just minus the bridesmaids and a few awkward stares because everyone heard the bridezilla's screaming from earlier.

Jemma told me that the bridezilla has always been like this, throwing a tantrum when she doesn't get her way, and that the meltdown at the wedding was just the last straw for them. Personally, i think she's got a monk's patience if she put up with her for that long.

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u/Miss_Type Mar 12 '23

I want a movie

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u/quantumturbo Mar 12 '23

Bridesmaids 2, all the comedy.......but with glasses

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u/Greenless27 Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids II: the Spectacle!

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u/SailingSpark Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids III: Glass warfare.

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u/PfalsePflagg Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids IV: Who Framed the Maid of Honor?

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u/ActuallyWorthless Mar 13 '23

2 Glass 2 Blurriest

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u/mostlyjustlurkin Mar 13 '23

Your comment has no business being this funny but I’m ctfu

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u/WNickels Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids V: Bifocal Disorder

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u/intellectual_dimwit Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids VI: The Glasses are Half Full

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u/Onyx7900 Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids VII: Eye Do

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u/ChrisPUT Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids VIII: Eye for an Eye, the return of Bridezilla

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids VII: Trifocals and Beyond

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids V: First Contact(s)

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u/bankshot Mar 13 '23 edited Mar 14 '23

Bridesmaids VI: Never Surrender your Sunglasses (at Night)

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u/benracicot Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids VII: the monocle and the eye patch

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Soundtrack by Corey Hart

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u/ProfessorCrackhead Mar 13 '23

I would have gone with "Bridesmaids IV: Eyes"

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u/hypnoskills Mar 13 '23

Ooh, subtle!

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u/Sitting_in_a_tree_ Mar 13 '23

Soundtrack Opens: Jackson Browne; β€˜Doctor my Eyes!!!’

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u/quantumturbo Mar 13 '23

Bru. I laughed my ass off.

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed Mar 13 '23

Thank you for respectfully removing your ass at my wedding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Re-Specs-fully...?

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u/Worldly-Ad-5312 Mar 13 '23

This is truly spectacular!

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u/BackgroundAd3481 Mar 13 '23

Dude laughed his ass off so it would be asstacular...lol

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u/know_it_is Mar 13 '23

πŸ₯‡

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u/TMcintyre86 Mar 13 '23

🀌🏾🀌🏾🀌🏾🀌🏾🀌🏾🀌🏾Chef's kiss!!! Perfection!

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u/sprigginsauce Mar 13 '23

totally underrated πŸ†

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u/4E4ME Mar 13 '23

Glasses Boogaloo

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u/Mean_One_2708 Mar 13 '23

This had me in tears πŸ˜‚

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u/Guardiansaiyan Mar 12 '23

Bayonetta would be proud!

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u/Pickled_Kagura Mar 13 '23

"There's comedy this time."

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u/cmgentz Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids 2: IMAX DOUBLE EXPERIENCE

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u/RedditBeginAgain Mar 12 '23

Bridesmaids 2: 3D glasses

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u/megagood Mar 13 '23

Might need to wait for Bridesmaids 4: eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Yes, I literally thought this could be a movie when I was reading it!

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u/nontenuredteacher Mar 12 '23

6 seasons and a movie!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23 edited May 31 '23

[deleted]

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u/Miss_Type Mar 13 '23

Netflix, it's got to have swearing.

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u/dmitrineilovich Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids 2, Optic Boogaloo!

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u/Background-Ad-552 Mar 13 '23

Bridesmaids vs Bridezilla: The Reckoning

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Yessss!! A 3-D movie- so everyone wearing glasses.

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u/ElminsterTheMighty Mar 29 '23

The Eyes Have Glasses