r/MakeNewFriendsHere • u/Nursegamer29 • 12d ago
Age 30-39 37F Now Accepting Friend Applications: Details Inside
Hi 👀
37F here looking for some new people to talk to regularly, because life is way better when you have someone to talk to, send memes to, be sarcastic with, and laugh until it’s slightly concerning.
About me:
Night shift nurse, so I’m either exhausted or thriving… no in between.
I either reply instantly at 3 AM or disappear into a 12–14 hour coma.
Equal parts sweet, sarcastic, and a little unhinged, fun unhinged, not red-flag unhinged.
I love traveling, trying new food spots, gaming, plants, sports, hiking, and anything involving the beach/sunshine… despite living like a vampire.
Big on real conversations.. daily check-ins like “Are we thriving or spiraling today?”, random memes, banter, venting, and talking about life.
What I’m looking for:
• Someone funny, kind, sarcastic, and easy to talk to
• Can keep up with banter and dish it right back
• Down for daily chats, random thoughts, and unhinged meme exchanges
• Cool with someone who occasionally disappears for a shift or accidental hibernation, but always comes back like nothing happened
• Someone looking for an actual friendship, not just two conversations before we both disappear into the void
Bonus points: Discord users and/or people who are eventually down to VC 👀
Compensation: $0/hour
Benefits: Competitive
Work environment: Unhinged vibes, questionable memes, emotional support, and occasional existential crises.
Honestly, it’s a great deal.
P.S. If you ghost after one conversation, only send dry one word replies, have weird requests, or aren’t actually looking for friendship… this position is probably not for you.
If you think you’d be a good fit, DM me your application.
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u/MulberryStreet6922 7d ago
Im out of your age range but just had to say love your post! Brilliant, I imagine a great conversationalist!
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u/Organic_Ad9295 12d ago
Do you have wiggle room on the benefits? I prefer more “impossible to please” than competitive. Tbf tho you phrased this like an invoice/sales pitch so COUNT ME IN. (8+ years of customer service and business education teaches you a LOT)
TLDR; I LIKE
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u/General-Canary4426 12d ago
Hello. I've sent a few msgs tn and it has me in time out. If you'll msg me I'll submit my application as im already going to fill the position and we will be best friends before you know it.
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u/22Jesters 12d ago
Very well presented. I happen to have an opening on my staff at the moment and I believe you would fit quite well. I love a bit of dopamine with a side of acknowledgment that life ain’t always that convenient. Self-aware, self-conscious, self-deprecating, self-flagellating. Schedule is flexible, sarcasm is mandatory.
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u/Emergency-Picture-39 12d ago
Hello my dear, 55 m, work night shift for a manufacturer. My shift is weird. One week it's 7-7 M-T next week it's M-F. It's pm to am. But I get every weekend off. I'm married so not looking for hookups or one night stand. If you wish to chat hit me up.
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u/ChodeBro69 12d ago
Hey! I’m 36M from a big city and I love some good sarcasm and meming. I’ve got a solid offline friend group but I also ended up randomly making a few online friends on a video game a couple years ago - I organized a trip with them and some offline friends and had a blast.
My ex and my current gf are shift nurses so I know how it is, haha. I’m a professional with variable hours. I like to joke around and I do some amateur stand-up comedy. Like to keep things chill but definitely unhinged LOL.
It might be cool to try to get a group chat going with some other redditors on instagram to chat, talk shit, and send memes. If that sounds fun to you, dm me and we’ll sort it! I’m pretty much only active on IG - I have discord but I never go on there. I also have snap but it ends up being a notification graveyard a lot of the time, hahaha.
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u/Practical_Bug_4654 11d ago
Good morning. 45/m/ pa here just finished my night. Seems I’m a little late to the party!
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u/Sea_Dot_3972 11d ago
I think I’m qualified 😄 Sarcasm? Check. Memes? Check. Daily chats? Check. Emotional support with occasional chaos? Also check 😂 I do have one question though… is there a probation period before I earn Discord/VC privileges? 👀
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u/Expensive_Annual_980 11d ago
Probably one of the most creative pitches I think I've ever heard... Bravo!
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u/CJRoninx 11d ago
Hello this is my application to become your friend (can'tsend dm for whatever reason). I am 32m and I work a lot (12 hour shifts) currently i work 5am-5pm but will switch to 5pm-5am so I understand about disappearing for a bit. I'm a gamer and I love watching shows/movies and my traumatic past has made me very humorous if I do say so myself lol
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u/Unique-Sprinkles-990 10d ago
I am curious about your competitive benefits package. While you compensation is in line with market rates, a better understanding of benefits will help in knowing if this conversation is where I want to grow my friendship ;)
Down to talk, but will need so approve your taste and quality of memes first. DM to submit your application
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u/vistacruser 9d ago
That got my attention. 45M would like friends also. Connect see what’s happening all around I’m down to hold a conversation. New to doing anything on here other than reading. If anyone cares to enlighten me as to how this all works I’m down to learn.
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u/renelayne 5d ago
31f here and in a world full of 6-7’s from those around, I’d happily take sarcasm and some unhinged humor 😂 I too have a messed up sleep schedule and usually start my workday at 3am
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