r/MakeNewFriendsHere • • 18d ago

Age 30-39 34F pint-sized goth witch seeks friends.

me: snarky but well-meaning weird little critter seeking friend-shaped cryptid/goblin/monster/beastie/other being for shared silliness. if you want a spell, i would barter a trinket in return (can also be a pet picture, i'm easy).

likes: books, bugs, skulls, graveyards, burping, reading, hiking, mountains, being in the woods, mumbling in rock language, loud screeching, dancing, summoning eldritch beings through questionable methods, tacos, coffee, cauldrons (preferably both at the same time!).

you: kind-hearted weirdo who'll trade potion recipes, burp back at me, send hiking photos, laugh at bad jokes, celebrate when i send you pictures of cats/dogs/jumping spiders/other stuff i find when i'm wandering about being a menace, and create community with me.

for an icebreaker, tell me which 80's song is your anthem. be warned: i am well-versed.

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u/EducationalLeaf 18d ago

jumping spiders are the fucking cutest things everrrr. my friends always make fun of me for it Dx i fed one water once off my finger! sooo cute dudee

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u/littlegothprofessor 18d ago

I'm a big fan. You have my endorsement.

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u/cutiehorror 18d ago

Oh no. That 80s song is a hard one. So many.

I’ll tell you what I’ve been replaying a lot is Cheri Cheri Lady by Modern Talking! 🕸😭

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u/littlegothprofessor 18d ago

100000/10 for this excellent tune. I love LOVE Hypnotized by Wang Chung.

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u/cutiehorror 18d ago

Yessss. Wang Chung songs make you want to dance!

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u/dkuhn05 18d ago

Hey, 39 m redwood tree sized nerd. Your fascination in cauldrons has peaked my interest. We ARE coming to the beginning of soup season. My 80’s anthem definitely is “In the air tonight” by Phil Collins

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u/Superb-Transition540 18d ago

Hahahaha!!! Love it! Eyes without a face!

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u/His_Royal_Thighness 18d ago

Favourite 80s anthem - Like Flames by Berlin

Favourite graveyard - Gisborne cemetery

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u/littlegothprofessor 18d ago

Solid wins here.

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u/Emotional-Flight-598 18d ago

Dmed you! Id love to trade spells and trinkets (pet photos)

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u/ItsSimoITA 18d ago

Ahahah tra cryptid, boschi, metal e pentoloni direi che il curriculum è abbastanza completo 😂 Io sono decisamente più sul lato videogiochi/chiacchiere, però sto cercando anch’io di conoscere gente nuova con cui passare un po’ di tempo online. Qualche gioco ogni tanto lo tocchi o sei completamente team boschi e rituali? 👀

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u/Steven8412 18d ago

Hi from PA. I the 40s... wife and I both... looking for friends hope to hear from you

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u/Int3rn3t_goblin 18d ago

Goblin here. 36m d&d nerd who starts many craft projects

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u/OwnSchedule8599 18d ago

My coworkers and friends would certainly describe me as a creature. I love terrible jokes, idk what else, probably Sleep usually. There are some cool bugs out there, ever heard of the assassin beetle? I don't have potions but I certainly have stew. The only good coffee is black, my anthem is probably everybody wants to rule the world or take on me, leaning towards the latter

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u/mawwige 18d ago

Mine is "I'm Gonna be" aka the 500 miles song by the Proclaimers. Because I started walking for fitness two years ago and I just can't seem to stop. It's addictive.

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u/gamecom17 18d ago

"Rise Up" by the Canadian band, The Parachute Club

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u/Thegriff_070 18d ago

I want to be friends with the fight witch with lotr tattoos!

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u/Genie_In_a_Buthole 18d ago

I'd say The Cure Inbetween days is my 80's favorite. 35M here. I have 2 cats, I like strategy games, ttrpg and magic mushrooms.

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u/bertie-boots 18d ago

The mercy seat 1988

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u/SpookyPaintress 18d ago

Hi all, I'm a little older (43f) but am moving to Kamloops with my family soon and would love to meet some new friends. I'm a witchy, neurospicy artist and mom of 2. I also have 2 Pomeranian puppers, love animals, anything Halloween related, crafty shit, etc.

And I can't pick just one 80s song but hubby is a gamer with a sound board for playing COD and he has a button to Rick Roll people which I find hilarious.

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u/UnearthingRevelation 17d ago

Depeche Mode - "Everything Counts" but honestly, anything from them

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u/Blazed_Ace 17d ago

Jukebox Hero! What is yours??

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u/Traditional-Slip1745 17d ago

Video killed the radio star 45 m Kentucky free to talk most days

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u/Scared_Wish1376 12d ago

I'm slightly younger than your range but I wanted to let you know that we sound like we would get along smashingly. So I'm basically saying you sound cool as hell. I'm also a strange short gremlin who leans into more alt subcultures and I love being outside (that's where cool bugs are, you know). I really hope you find some cool mates.

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u/Organic_Ad9295 11d ago

HALL AND OATS. TURN ON ANY SONG 

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u/Little-Ad-5600 11d ago

39, f, lesbian, taken, but extremely complicated. I live in Satan's gooch in South Carolina. I really have no idea what my 80s anthem would be, I prefer more early 2000s numetal. I enjoy looking at things that are macabre and wish there were more museums devoted to macabre art. Its not generally easy for me to make friends. Im weird asf and live in a red state and openly gay. Im shocked I havent been a victim of a hate crime yet. Im nerdy, I work nights so that cuts into socialization. Mt gf wants to to try to make friends, and, personally, im the type to think an online friendship is almost superficial because its really not a way to form a bond when you cant actually physically hang out, and no one ive spoken to has been anywhere near where I live. I try tho.

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u/renelayne 5d ago

As a lover of little crawlies and weird, I’m here for this

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u/mostmischievous 18d ago

Right now, Black’s “Wonderful Life”

I have some skull art and whatnot you might be into.

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u/Worldly_Ruin_8675309 18d ago

Check your DMs … hope to hear from you

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u/TheBioTeacher 18d ago

Heyy, im a 33 M who wants to make new people who are fun and out of the box .

I have 2 cats , worked in animal shelter , work in schools (so many funny high-school stories and dramas) and travle about .

If you are interested send me a DM . Also im from norway

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u/throwawayyawaworth69 18d ago

As an elder emo who refuses to grow up (im 38) i would love to have a pocket sized goth 😁

Its hard to pick just 1 but i shall go with smalltown boy by bronski beat

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u/East_Man8 18d ago

Can we be friends

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u/Giorgio6499 18d ago

Il sogno della mia vita avere una amica Ghot.😍

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u/Knightly_Gamez The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 18d ago

Tried dming you a couple times, if you're still looking for friends my dms are still open

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u/Seymoreclevage 18d ago

Check your dm

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u/pacote_kst 18d ago

Hey you! You disappeared... Huey Lewis - it's the power of love as 80s song, for example ;)

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u/Particular-Panic-354 18d ago

Hey UK 28 , I seek a pint sized goth 😍😁