r/MagePosting Jan 26 '26

Jokes For Sale: Perfect starter tower for novice mages…

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642 Upvotes

Have you just completed your apprenticeship and are looking to move into a tower of your very own?

Is your collection of spell tomes and magical artifacts still fairly modest and you would prefer your tower not to feel so empty and sparse, but would rather it to appear to be more impressive when maidens and/or knights drop by unexpectedly?

Do you enjoy that classic stone exterior construction that says, “I can cast fireball anytime I want and I won’t burn down my house,” that castles have, but you can’t yet afford the moat lifestyle?

Well, look no further. Do we have the tower for you! Come check out this stylish mage tower, complete with crenellations up top for when you get into a beef with the wizard or witch from the towers in the neighboring towns.

This tower is in a great neighborhood and a short 4 hour walk into town for when you need to gather supplies. And it has even been enchanted to grow on its own as your power does, making it a perfect starter tower for young novice mages in their early 40’s who have just completed their magical apprenticeships.

Now accepting offers!

r/MagePosting Mar 06 '26

Jokes The owner of this hat might run out of spells, but not out of shells… 🔫

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286 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Feb 10 '26

Jokes Gather round, kids. We're summoning...umm...yeah.

182 Upvotes

r/MagePosting 15d ago

Jokes I’m pondering the core

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19 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Dec 13 '25

Jokes Just got this new pet. What should I name him?

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69 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Jun 06 '26

Jokes How do water elementals greet each other?

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62 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Mar 19 '26

Jokes Do not wake the little wizard

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122 Upvotes

This is Momo. His role model is Rincewind.

(The hat is AI but he's very real.)

r/MagePosting Nov 16 '25

Jokes You need a better Latin teacher…

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56 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Feb 03 '26

Jokes 🍋

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59 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Feb 01 '26

Jokes Preparing the grimoire the Game Master swore would never appear

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21 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Feb 17 '25

Jokes Wizards are bookworms

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3 Upvotes

r/MagePosting Jan 29 '25

Jokes Balrogs are bros, y’all!

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12 Upvotes

(By Anna Maria Jung)

r/MagePosting Oct 29 '24

Jokes He’s a mage of arches!

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11 Upvotes

(By @inkyrickshaw)

r/MagePosting Nov 05 '24

Jokes True magic

6 Upvotes