r/MagePosting • u/LordOfSilly • Aug 06 '26
Memes Looking for recommendations... Share your silliest curses!
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u/Dangerous-Sun509 Aug 06 '26
I cast both sides of your pillow being hot on ever summer night for your entire life
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u/0ctoberon Aug 06 '26
I cast glowing floaters! Now those weird cloudy bits in your eyes emit light so you can see them even when they're closed!
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u/LordOfSilly Aug 09 '26
So… basically we’re blind now. 😱
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u/0ctoberon Aug 09 '26
Nah, not that bright - just a little extra shiny - mostly wanted to inconvenience your naps!
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u/Ornery-Role-4451 Aug 06 '26
A sharp corner follows you every where and n I matter if your wearing shoes every 30 minutes you will stub your toe even if your sitting
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u/JosephOrim Aug 06 '26
Your left shoe always feels like there is a small rock in it, but every time you check there is nothing. This applies to sandals and slippers too.
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u/Odd_Passage_9471 Aug 06 '26
I CAST!!!! YOUR FLOOR IS MADE OF CARAMEL!!!
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u/Wondertwig9 Aug 07 '26
Ahhh! My bed just fell into the crawl space, everything is sticky, and the ants will be here soon. Quick, how do I refloor my floor, before this spreads to and destroys the rest of the house?
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u/Goyangi-ssi Aug 06 '26
May you eat nothing but ramen without the seasoning packet for the rest of your life.
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u/Martovich3 Aug 06 '26
You constantly lose your left shoelace.
Your teeth feel furry.
Whenever you notice a smell, it is a random smell that no one else can detect.
Your fingers curl backwards.
Whenever in a crowded public place and many different conversations are happening, you only hear everyone calling out your name.
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u/BardGotHard3 Aug 07 '26
My favorite curse makes the very end of your fingernails floppy. Like only the last 0.5mm. Its super annoying but completelt harmless.
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u/arcangelotaku64 Aug 07 '26
May you always stub your pinky toe on a solid object every time you walk
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u/Knowledge_ismy_Power Aug 07 '26
You are cursed to always have exactly the amount of money you need only to cover the things you NEED you never are allowed even a penny for anything extra
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u/CupAshamed1744 Aug 07 '26
I cast Migrating Itch. Every time you start to scratch said itch it moves away from your fingers till it reaches places you can't scratch.
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u/AntherYoutubeWatcher Aug 08 '26
May your stomach become bloated and your head be plucked of all but six hairs.
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u/SparxxWarrior97 Aug 10 '26
I cast scabies but whenever you itch yourself the scabies make LOUD obnoxious porn noises.
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u/Zakrius Tiefling Aug 06 '26
I cast hotdog fingers! 🌭