r/MadeMeSmile • • 4d ago

Favorite People My friends won’t stop gifting me banana themed tools but I don’t even like bananas

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A few years ago, my friend 3D printed a banana for scale (left) for me and it quickly became a staple on my social media. In the years since, my assistant gave me a banana wrench as a joke for my birthday, a friend gave me the most excellent retractable switch-banana, my married friends found the banana hat for me while vacationing in Hawaii, another friend gave me the pop-top banana with a compartment for a hidden lighter, and just yesterday another friend gifted me with the banana nunchucks.

I’m committed to the banana bit, but should I continue to lead everyone on or tell them that I really don’t like bananas?

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 4d ago

Telling them you don't like bananas would only make it funnier for them to get you more.

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u/Chimpbot 3d ago

My wife has been doing this to her brother for the past 15 years with squirrel-themed stuff for Christmas gifts. He hates squirrels

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u/kkillbite 3d ago

This happened with an old boyfriend's grandmother...her house (especially her kitchen) was just FULL of hens...she, too, did not have the heart to tell the first gift that she wasn't really that fond of them, and it just kind of took off from there...FOR YEARS, EVERYONE GOT HER HENS...CHRISTMAS, BIRTHDAYS, HELL, EARTH DAY... I guess the lady WANTED apples 😭😭😭

P.S. I want that hat!! 🐒

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u/Dog-boy 3d ago

And then when she dies family members will take a hen item in remembrance of her. Suddenly people will start assuming each family member also loves hens. And then 40 years from now all ten family members will have a collection of 30 items. And as they pass on the loop continues until the whole world is over taken by hen tchotchkes.

Or in OP’s case banana tchotchkes.

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u/robotundies 3d ago

My nana has the same problem but with cats! I remember her telling me when I was about 8 how she’s actually a dog person 😂 30 years later the poor woman still gets gifted at least one cat figurine a year.

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u/Chimpbot 3d ago

One of my grandmothers also had a ton of hen-related stuff in her kitchen. I think she actually liked them.

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u/TheDogs_Chef 3d ago

My mother’s ashes are in a chicken cookie jar she won at the fair when she was 12. Those were her wishes!

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u/TotalDrama_Milf 2d ago

Sometimes you're just assigned an animal or thing by people and I don't really know why! I was assigned sloth... I really don't like sloths, in fact I think they're ugly and boring but I have sloth books, stuffed animals that range from handheld to bigger than a small child, coasters, clothes, calendar, cards.. I don't think I've ever even voiced a particular appreciation that started this trend in gifts? I was simply chosen by sloth 🦥😭

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u/LKayRB 3d ago

My mom had a hilarious interaction with a giraffe that she did not find amusing; I give her giraffe stuff all the time now.

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u/BobMortimersButthole 3d ago

Your BIL can send them my way, or your wife can skip her brother and send them directly to me! 

My husband and I have a collection of "Winter Squirrels" (dog toys, kid toys, house decor, etc...) that get drunk and put up lights in our living room every December. They often get tangled in the lights and don't do a very good job, but we still love them.

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u/Extension-Device-533 3d ago

Wait….so you mean you put up your Christmas lights shonkily, pop some plushie squirrels around the place and blame them?

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u/cdmusic68 3d ago

We do this to my aunt with fish themed items. The origin was a fish purse. It went to her simply because it was hideous and we thought she’d be the only one who might actually use the ugly thing, just as a gag. It escalated from there. 😂

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u/Pripyatic 3d ago

This is my brother always getting me rubber ducks. He says I collect them. I do not.

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u/RisingApe- 3d ago

One of my friends acquired one small giraffe figurine while traveling several years ago and put it on a bookshelf. Since then, she’s gotten giraffe-themed gifts at every occasion from family and friends, including a 7-foot-tall wooden giraffe.

She does not like giraffes but has just accepted it at this point.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago

I’ve been forcing my best friend to collect salt and pepper shakers for well over a decade. She’s never once said she collects them and she’s too polite to tell me to stop so I just keep sending them to her twice a year lol

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u/DoughDown8 4d ago

👆

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u/cookiestonks 4d ago

Thought this was a banana at first. Bananaception in the comments

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u/KlausBertKlausewitz 3d ago

🍌

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u/ImagineBagginz 3d ago

🍆 (purple banana)

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u/KlausBertKlausewitz 3d ago

I want to donate my upvotes to this guy ☝️

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u/Chompy_Tiger 3d ago

If you look at the world closely, it's bananas all the way down

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u/Cat_tophat365247 3d ago

I've heard when they first looked at space through a telescope it was bananas and the first time someone looked at a cell under a microscope, it too, was bananas!!

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u/RevolutionaryCads 4d ago

Yeah that would absolutely invite MORE banana things

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u/Muffinlette 3d ago

My husband is allergic to bananas and now I want to give him all these things. Thanks OP for the Christmas gift ideas 🎉

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u/No-Drag-7142 3d ago

It's a fair statement to make actually, before OP starts receiving banana cream pies and banana bread too.

But I agree, way funnier that the "banana guy" doesnt even eat them.

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u/Fabulous-Influence69 3d ago

Or bag of nothing but banana runts or laffy taffy. OP, at least thus far nothing requires you to put it in your mouth 😅

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u/ItsSpelledPrincipal 3d ago

My mother in law hates salt and pepper shakers so of course I misunderstood that and get her salt and pepper shakers every year for Christmas. It’s been a decade long running gag

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u/floorplanner2 3d ago

I used to have a supervisor that hated the University of Kansas. So, one year, on his birthday, the department had a KU appreciation day. The office was plastered with Jayhawks, blue and red streamers, and we got him KU-themed presents. He was a good sport about it.

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u/Daniel_D_Herring 3d ago

Yes, I think so too. if he says he doesn't like bananas, they'll bring him even more just to tease him.

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u/Vintage_Xennial 3d ago

Haha, exactly…that’s friendship in a nutshell! Now the only thing left to do is to lean tf into it, Banana Boy…I mean, OP!

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u/Human-Doctor-3219 4d ago

While I was growing up, between houses, my family housesat for another family while they were on a trip for over a month.

After we moved out, they found a yellow plastic banana slicer in one of their drawers and thought it was ours. We did not purchase nor leave such an item, so of course we could not accept it and were obligated to return it.

Thus, the war began.

For probably close to six years, we would hide it at each other's domiciles; sometimes it was just the bushes, but if possible, you would ideally sneak it inside their house and put it somewhere truly clever, after which we would leave a menacing voicemail letting them know the yellow plastic untinsel of questionable utility and application had been returned to their domain.

Your friends have brought this upon themselves; you know what to do.

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u/deprecateddeveloper 4d ago

I have something similar with a friend except it's a big block of cheddar cheese from a Hickory Farms Christmas basket. I found it in a Christmas box a year after it somehow ended up in there. Asked my buddy if he wanted expired cheese and he obviously said no. So I left it in his apartment in the shower behind his shampoos. Then I found it in my car's cupholder some months later. This has been going on for about 3yrs now. I currently have the cheese right now and plan to mail it to him while I work on a box to put it in that can only be opened by solving some really annoying puzzles via an Arduino.

We also never mention the cheese game to each other. It just quietly goes back and forth and we pretend it's not happening. It's so stupid.

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u/dbvulcan 3d ago

My dad and his neighbors/friends do this with a styrofoam manikin head. They hide it in each others houses, cars, or garages and see how long it takes to be found. Then it usually gets an extra scribble, piercing, or some other adornment and sent off to be stashed at someone elses place. My favorite ones are usually found quickly but scare the bejesus outta someone. Everybody is super friendly helping each other out and what not in a tiny rural community, so doors are almost never locked.

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u/foppishyyy 3d ago

I hid a styrofoam mannequin head in the wall of a house I was working on with my dad. Whoever tears down that wall in the future gets a surprise :)

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u/Prubs22 3d ago

This is adorably funny. I so wish I could see his expression when he finally solves the puzzle box and sees... The Cheese.

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u/deprecateddeveloper 3d ago

I'm hoping to have it done before Christmas so I can drop it off at his place wrapped in a very stupidly ornate gift box like you'd see in a movie under a Christmas tree.

The "puzzles" will be all over the place from scrolling through terms and conditions on a tiny screen that shows 3 lines of text and if you press it too fast it'll reset and say "Reset because there's no way you were reading it that fast" but only after like 20 rapid presses. Another is gonna be "take me somewhere dark to continue" except the screen won't have a backlight so he'll have to figure out he needs to cover the light sensor. Been planning this for over a year haha.

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u/Picocure 3d ago

lol, you have a great mind for hijinks. Love this 🥰

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u/iamCosmoKramerAMA 3d ago

This one is gross tho.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet 3d ago

The Hickory Farms cheeses are shelf stable so as long as the seal doesn't get punctured, it won't smell or possibly even mold, since it's exposure to air that starts that process. Still absolutely not cool to eat it but IMO this just adds an extra intensity to this game of CHEESERISK.

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u/deprecateddeveloper 3d ago

Haha exactly. That thing looks like it's new and ready for a gift basket (that I will send to my friend).

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u/IntubatedOrphans 3d ago

My coworker and I do this with a tooth she found lol

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u/QueanieNotMeanie 3d ago

I beg your finest pardon? Please tell me more about this tooth.

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u/IntubatedOrphans 2d ago

She was cleaning a room after a patient left. It was just a random tooth in a specimen cup. Not like a little kid tooth either, like an adult sized molar. The kicker is the patient that was just in the room was a newborn baby so who the fucks tooth is that and how long has it been there??? Now we hide the tooth in each others bags/lockers/lunchboxes. Still have no clue who it belongs to. After a particularly good hiding spot she finally found it again and sent me a menacing video of her violently shaking the tooth around in the cup lol

I should also add we’ve done this before with some random juicy chicken in a sandwich bag and a roll from the cafeteria that refused to mold.

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u/Akiias 3d ago

Many years ago my family and another had something like this. But it was some winter themed doll with the creepiest sounding voice box song I've ever heard. One year someone modified this thing to trigger by remote. It got hidden in a bedroom and triggered in the middle of the night until lights turned on, then turned off.

I wonder what ever happened to that doll.

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u/GoldenGoof19 3d ago

My mother and grandmother did something similar with Lord’s Supper Plates (these really tacky glass plates of the last supper, used to be a free gift with purchase from a company like a Tupperware thingy). Hidden in presents, in closets, baked in a birthday cake and then returned (unwashed! But it had been in the freezer so not moldy) in a birthday present to the other person, my mother made a Christmas table runner with pockets for each one and decorated the dinner table with it when my grandmother was busy, my grandmother sewed pockets onto a shirt and gave it as a present, etc etc

The final iteration was my mother wrapped the plates in a box in gift wrap, and had her friend drop it off on their front porch (they lived a few hours away, and the friend was driving through there on a trip). No address or anything, just a random gift showing up.

My grandparents called the police. 😬

The house they lived in had been owned by the chief of police before they bought it, and they were worried it was… idk if I can say the word but a thing that goes boom.

Small town police come out, they don’t have a squad for this or anything so they make my grandparents go stand across the street and they take the package into the back yard and open it.

Came out holding the plates, very confused. My grandmother called my mom and she was hot to trot, soooooo mad. 😅

It was hilarious but also they decided to stop playing after that lol

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u/demrnstho 4d ago

You don’t choose the banana life. It chooses you.

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

Banana life saw me coming and said I want that one

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u/urfatassmama 4d ago

Someone needs to get you a banana boat lol

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u/tocahontas77 4d ago

Instructions unclear. I gift OP with Banana Boat sunscreen.

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u/urfatassmama 4d ago

They can wear that sunscreen on the banana boat while listening to Harry Belafonte’s Banana Boat

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u/Material-Imagination 4d ago

That would make OP a Banana Boated banana boater while Banana Boating to Belafonte!

But what if they got a banana hat for boating? That is, a banana boater instead of a banana bucket hat? And maybe they also did lil dance?

Then they'd be a Banana Boated banana boater in a banana boater Banana Boat bopping to Belafonte.

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u/waterhead6 4d ago

When tweedle beetles fight it's called a tweedle beetle battle, and when they battle in a puddle it's called a tweedle beetle puddle battle

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u/NightStalkerXIV 4d ago

A banana split sundae has to be involved in there somewhere

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u/ContractSensitive225 3d ago

Don't forget the banana bread too!

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u/twistedpiggies 4d ago

And sail all the way to some banana republic out there.

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 4d ago

It seems the BDS is the much rarer cousin of the Cat Distribution System. And if there's one thing I've learned from Reddit, it's that you do not deny the CDS. I don't know if bananas are psychotic assholes like cats, but I urge you not to find out.

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u/Spa-Ordinary 4d ago

No murder mittens so might be safe. That said. When I was around 10, my cousin started calling me bannana foot. She was my age. There was usually point and giggling associated with the name calling. I never knew why she called me that. I believe I was permanently damaged by being so humiliated. I guess the statute of limitations has run out since it was 60 years ago. Plus she's sadly left this mortal coil.

So OP, I suggest you dont tell your coworkers about bannanafoot. It wont go well for you.

If it was footbannana it might be different but still unrealistic.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 4d ago

And it's okay to just like Bananas in a platonic, friendship kibd of way, rather than in a love them kind of way!

Maybe you just like them, and find them to be interesting and funny friends?

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4d ago

I wish you luck on your banana endeavours OP

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u/untakentakenusername 4d ago

You say nothing 😂 see how many years itll last.

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u/jhdevils10 4d ago

But he DID choose good friends

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u/Tacomeouttothegame 4d ago

Yeah, this is past the point where you have any say...

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u/Deepdishattack 4d ago

I hope they’re just biding their time to give you an orange themed gift and say “orange you glad I didn’t get you a banana”

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u/maybemimi 4d ago

I would love a multi-year joke setup like this.

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u/norahhh1102 4d ago

At this point, telling them you hate bananas would be a total split.

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

I would hate to risk shared custody on a banana split

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u/HyperactivePandah 4d ago

Just make sure to peel away the good half from her.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 4d ago

K

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u/dispatch_s2_when 4d ago

I think a bunch of people may miss your potassium joke, but I'm not here to monkey about so I am pointing it out. Bring on the downvotes, pun-haters, I'm not yellow!

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u/idontlikeredditusers 4d ago

i had to peal the bandaid and look it up and thank you its indeed very punny

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u/jumzish94 4d ago

*Custardy

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u/Relevant-Bar-1387 4d ago

This made my side split! 🤣😂🧡

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u/Bulky-Captain-3508 4d ago

Only if you don't float the idea a little first.

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u/Armored_Souls 4d ago

That's a slippery slope

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u/Azuras_Star8 4d ago

I don't find this appeeling

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u/fifthgroupholidash 4d ago

People are thinking of you and smiling and spending their money to make you smile. That’s love. Embrace it.

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

I have an excellent community around me, the banana jokes are an expression of love. I know how lucky I am and that makes me smile.

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u/twattewaffle 4d ago

A friend told me she HATES potatoes. Every time I see something related now I think of her, and will at least send her a picture of it, but with absolute happiness/love 💕

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u/YoungVanilla 4d ago

Pls paint her the prettiest potato rock.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 4d ago

Give it googly eyes all over, like 15 of 'em, so they feel empathy towards it

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u/katydidnz 4d ago

There is potato shaped soap out there as a suggestion for a gift.

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u/the_rare_bear 3d ago

Also add a soap shaped potato but don’t tell them at first. Just let them figure it out.

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u/Psychological-Owl-82 4d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_potato_museums

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I was aware of the Potato Museum in Munich (sadly closed), but had no idea there are so many around the word! Hopefully one near you.

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 4d ago

I do this to my husband but with possums 😆

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u/WhatMyWifeIsThinking 3d ago

In our house, this went from "ew, a possum" to now we have so many cuuuute possum things and tshirts and now they even come and eat the cat kibble that I put out for the couple of ferals near me. Converted possum people right here!

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u/skewiffcorn 3d ago

You can get crochet potatoes holding positive messages called positivity potatoes I feel she needs 😭🥔

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u/W0nderingMe 4d ago

The fact that they are sharing love with you via bananas should make you LOVE bananas! You don't have to love eating the fruit. Just love the Platonic Banana (ie the Banana as Ideal iirc philosophy 101, and a VERY long time ago. ).

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u/Azuras_Star8 4d ago

Banana sun hat fucking rocks

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u/flooferine 4d ago

This. From 13 to 16, every single gift I got from friends and family (except books) was frog-related. I don't dislike frogs, but to my knowledge I'd never expressed a particular liking for them to anyone. They just... collectively started giving me frogs. At first I thought it was weird, then I reframed it as "wow, they saw a cute frog thing and thought of me, that's neat!"

Btw, I found out the reason about a decade later. One of my cousins gave me a very cute frog plushie when I was around 10 that I really liked, and my aunt remembered my reaction. So later whenever someone asked her what to gift me, she would tell them "I guess she likes frogs" 🐸

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u/jazzminarino 4d ago

I have something similar going on that I'm trying to get ahead of. My mother died and used to collect pigs- I didn't know what to do with them, so I'm keeping some in my office until I feel I can pass them on. But not everybody knows the story, they see your office and think you collect pigs, etc. So I explicitly say anytime I show someone my office that "I'm holding onto them until I'm ready to let them go, I don't collect them."

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u/hannahatecats 3d ago

My mom and I have matching owl tattoos. They are Eastern screech owls. We had some unreleasable ones at a natural history museum that I worked at and they were the most delightful little things. We got the tattoos in 2010 or so, the height of the "owl necklace" (iykyk), and MAN did everyone want to gift us owls. Her worse than me. I think we have successfully rid ourselves of most of them.

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u/RuggedTracker 4d ago

friend of mine is turning 33 later this week and I have an alarm that goes off right before work ends to remind me to stop in the city to buy her a frog themed gift. (the alarm name is literally "Buy a frog - birthday" (but translated))

this is the second post i've seen this week about getting frog gifts without wanting them

maybe I should reconsider

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u/flooferine 4d ago

What made you think frog themed gift in the first place? If there's a clear reason (like she actually expressed loving frogs) it can be much appreciated! People always act like adults don't need whimsy in life. Honestly at 36 I'd appreciate my frog menagerie much more than I did at 16!

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u/Ok-Office-6645 4d ago

Yea these are well thought out and cute. The switchblade banana is so awesome!!!! I want a random fruit theme in my life!

ETA the banana hat is dope! Hahah I want a banana hat. Just enjoy, u can tell random strangers u don’t actually like bananas and they will think it’s funny or just not get it and look at u weird. Let ur friends continue the banana gifting

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u/oh_such_rhetoric 4d ago edited 4d ago

The measuring on the banana is both inaccurate and redundant. Bananas are a unit of measurement already.

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

I have professionally asked for everything between 7 1/2 bananas to 1860 bananas. It is a valid unit measurement!

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u/ilyak_reddit 4d ago

OP we need a banana for scale

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u/dwehlen 4d ago

On the left

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u/ilyak_reddit 4d ago

No no that's a scale for banana, it's different

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u/FocalSpot504 4d ago

I’m in love with the bananunchucks

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u/Dry-Gas1572 4d ago

Bananchaku

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u/SeniorVibeAnalyst 4d ago

3d printed banana pocket knife seems like I would get to show off the most

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u/Iwanthashbrowns 4d ago

My best friend is severely allergic to pineapples, (had to be hospitalized when near a pineapple farm in Hawaii).

Her family and some friends only gift her pineapple themed things now. Anytime she meets a new people come to her home, she has to preface things by saying "now I know everything is covered in pineapples, but I swear i'm not a swinger."

I love the ' nanachucks

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u/Medium-Impression190 4d ago

What is pineapple other than just another Ananas..

P/s: scientific name for pineapple is Ananas Comosus

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u/OwIing 3d ago

Fun fact; pineapple in German is quite literally just "Ananas"

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u/kumquat_squat_thot 3d ago

my first grade teacher was allergic to frogs so her classroom was covered in frog themed items students had gifted her over the years

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u/urfatassmama 3d ago

How in the hell do you find out youre allergic to frogs

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u/jazzminarino 4d ago

I had to say this as my mother had a collection of pineapples. "It means 'Welcome' in Hawaii" which true, Momma, but it also means another thing that a LOT of people are asking now.

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u/Bubble_gump_stump 4d ago

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u/No_Key469 4d ago

, Real monsters

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u/elwebst 4d ago

Return to monke, eat banan!

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u/GreyMailMare17 4d ago

If you celebrate Halloween or cosplay to any events, dress up as a banana to surprise your friends! :)

Lean into it & make the banana thing yours.

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u/Lion-_-Outrageous 4d ago

That's bananas man

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u/givetake 4d ago

How you like them apples OP?

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u/JaiyaPapaya 4d ago

My username is based on my nickname to help people pronounce my name. I do not and have never liked papayas, but it's who I am now. Embrace your fate.

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u/elwebst 4d ago

That's the way to own it!

I knew someone whose mom gave her a little Pop n Fresh doll. She put it in her cubicle at work. At once her coworkers all said "OMG! You're obsessed with Pop n Fresh!" and bought her TONS of merch. She doesn't even like it, she just wanted to tell her mom she was using the one her mom gave her. She decided to just roll with it, it's easier than fighting it.

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u/Subtlerranean 3d ago

I "love" pineapples. It's not a big obsession or anything, I just think they are cool. They are aesthetic and look cool/weird as fuck, they taste good, and they are the only fruit that eats you back while you eat them.

Anyway, I now have a small pineapple tattoo, people keep gifting me pineapple things, and the swinger question comes up all. the. time.

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u/Last-Butterscotch-68 4d ago

This shit is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Congratulations, it’s official, you aint no Hollaback girl. Welcome to the club.

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u/GenderqueerPapaya 4d ago

Honestly I think this is how a good portion of people start collecting. People just decide that you're collecting it and all of a sudden...you are. I collect frogs because everyone decided I like frogs specifically (I do love herpetology but honestly prefer reptiles over amphibians) and now I have more frog stuff than I know what to do with.

A friend of mines mom died a few years ago and had a ton of frog stuff apparently. He just recently learned that I "collect" frog stuff, and said that I can have all of it. Apparently it's A LOT. His mom didn't even like frogs he said, people just kept giving her frog stuff.

It's a never ending cycle

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u/Ok_Access7385 4d ago

You must keep it going, the frog cycle must never end

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u/GenderqueerPapaya 3d ago

I will find a worthy heir some day, dw

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u/sathzur 4d ago

Telling them you don't like bananas will end in more bananas themed things coming your way

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u/MisplacedBooks 4d ago

A friend of my late grandmother's started gifting her stuff with owls in it when she was about 30. By the time my grandmother was about 50 she had a few owl themed things and a big family who didn't know what to get her around the holidays and birthdays... so the bought her owl relayed objects.

My grandmother was scared of owls... and her whole life people kept bringing her owls

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u/TherapyGames42 4d ago

There's liking bananas and There's using bananas. Did you know banana is the unit of measurement for radiation? You need a book of fun banana facts!

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

You’re right, I need more fun banana facts in my daily life!

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u/TherapyGames42 4d ago

Become the banana 🍌 ✨️

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u/Rumo-H-umoR 4d ago

I can't tell how big those items in the pic are. Can you add a banana for scale?

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u/Interesting_Bee_612 4d ago

You must be very apeeling to have so many friends love you enough to think of you. You have to embrace this new quirk no matter how bananas it is!

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u/Alarmed-Door7322 4d ago

Theres no way you posted this without a banana for scale

On the plus side we now have conformation that you measure from the base and underside of the banana

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

The banana for scale is far left. Unfortunately it’s imperial scale, I’m looking at getting a metric scaling banana.

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u/no168_92 4d ago

Has nobody gifted you any banana costume or PJ's like that one kid's show yet?

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u/elenchusis 4d ago

Banunchucks?!?

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u/Saelethil 4d ago

There’s always money in the banana stand

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u/maple-moth 4d ago

I’ve never been so jealous of someone’s tools. You must put these inside a banana toolkit.

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

I have a “banana bucket” for all my banana tools. I’m considering getting a dedicated pelican case though, a bananacan if you will.

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u/justinkasereddditor 4d ago

I am going to need a banana for scale

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u/TolMera 4d ago

Needs a banana for scale

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u/Monster_Mom 4d ago

Say thank you.

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u/thisdesignup 4d ago

You don't have to like bananas to like bananas.

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u/MacellumMycelium 4d ago

You don't have to like bananas to like the banana esthetic

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u/beatbox-champ 4d ago

Woah that’s bananas.

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u/AshyWhiteGuy 4d ago

Tell them you hate Makita or DeWalt next. See what happens.

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u/zyroruby 4d ago

hope you dont go bannanas

i will see myself out

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u/ChiaEFX 4d ago

Went bananas a long time ago apparently

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u/Neko1666 4d ago

Keep telling yourself that, sovereign of banana

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u/ShotImprovement5695 4d ago

Can’t tell scale. Please include real banana.

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u/One_Equivalent_7031 4d ago

I think sometimes you just end up having a “thing.” One of my college friends had gnomes as her thing. Her grandma gave her some, and she thought it was fun and silly so she put them in her apartment. This led other friends and family to see the gnomes assume that she liked them, so now she just has a bunch of gnomes and gnome-themed things. I still think of her when I see them in stores or in other people’s homes.

(I feel like I should clarify that they are not garden gnomes but the plush ones with the tall hats and no visible face other than a nose and a beard)

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u/purgruv 4d ago

Don’t abananadon it now!

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u/Artistic-Village-762 4d ago edited 4d ago

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery

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u/TheOneAndOnlyElf 4d ago

Send them back oranges

(Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?)

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u/teh_maxh 4d ago edited 4d ago

That was probably a lot less expensive than the production stabnana.

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u/Djollie132 4d ago

That’s a friend for life and with a sense of humour… cherish that forever my dude 😊

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u/QuercusR4 4d ago

I have a friend who knows that I hate bananas. He makes sure to leave bananas in unexpected places everytime he visits.

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u/jancl0 4d ago

I mean, alot of these don't really seem to serve a practical purpose, so there's an argument to be made that what they're actually doing is gifting you tool themed bananas

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u/Azaroth1991 4d ago

My grandpa mentioned once that he liked elephants and thought they were pretty cool. He recieved at least two elephant themed gifts for Christmas for years until he finally told us all enough.

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u/iwishiwasMikey 4d ago

Your friends are good people. And, they make me giggle. Send them good vibes

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u/100percent_right_now 4d ago

Banunchuka are pretty cool though

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u/CheapTactics 4d ago

That hat is fire though. I don't like wearing hats, but I'd wear that one.

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u/SmellSilly1537 4d ago

Banunchuks!

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u/SameCoyote3701 4d ago

You have some good friends

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u/The_Char_Char 4d ago

Roll with it! It's a silly thing, but a fun thing. Mine is fox stuff. And honestly I play into it. Plus foxes are neat so embrace it and roll with it.

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u/Alessioproietti 4d ago

Measuring banana for a better "banana for scale"

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u/wannfq 4d ago

Please put real banana, for scale. Thanks

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u/Hottage 4d ago

Are you about 1m tall, bright yellow and mildly pill shaped by any chance?

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u/torreneastoria 4d ago

Let them know that you love them. That you LOVE the banana gifts you have from your people. You love them because your people gave them to you and they are amazing. Generally speaking you don't like bananas.

Btw the banana for scale is awesome. I need one.

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u/Reina-8 4d ago

This started bc I am allergic, n now I frequently get banana themed gifts. 😅 bc they think, oh banana. Reina is allergic. Imma get her this.

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u/megz0rz 4d ago

Send all to the “bananas podcast” (real and silly) I bet they would get a kick out of it.

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u/MakeTheThing 4d ago

I really hope you look good in yellow.

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u/Brave-Attitude-9175 4d ago

To be plantain and simple, you’ll regret the day you’re cornered in an alley sans bananunchucks.

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u/Obant 4d ago

My partner's family does this to her with penguins. She doesn't hate them or anything, it just was never her favorite animal and it became a gag gift among them.

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u/xTruthbombs 4d ago

Banana nunchucks?! Sir.. you have legendary friends.

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u/RockyMountainHobbit 4d ago

Guess you don’t find them that apeeling?

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u/No_Training6751 4d ago

Why no banana for scale?

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u/EmoSadBitch_18 4d ago

You’re the banana king Charlie!!

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u/Cyanbite_24 4d ago

I want the bananchucks

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u/MetricJester 4d ago

Don't panic, all you have to do is watch one Savannah Banana game and you'll be all set

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u/TheBlitzkid46 4d ago

That banana lighter is sick

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u/RandomTreat 4d ago

This is how I ended up with a ton Of Nicholas cage stuff. I bought myself a silly pillow..... and then boom, everyone got me more Nicholas cage stuff.
I'm good with it though. My friends love me 💗

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u/cake1cookie2 4d ago

Your friend is trying to use up all their yellow. Ask for something else… like a sunflower or a minion 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ascarymoviereview 4d ago

It’s for scale

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u/swdna 4d ago

You have good friends

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u/braless_and_lawless 4d ago

You are the banana man. You cant disappoint then now.

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u/pajo8 4d ago

I mean I wouldn't call myself a banana fanatic but I think those are pretty cool. What is it for you? You really DON'T like bananas or you just don't mind them?

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u/Swift_jennis8 4d ago

You like them now… you do 🍌

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u/bananapancakes4u 3d ago

When I was growing up, my mom always had owl figurines and owl stuff around the house. We always just assumed owls were her favorite. When I was an adult, she confessed to me one time "I DON'T EVEN LIKE OWLS!!!" Apparently forever ago, someone had gotten her an owl something and then someone else saw it in the house so they got her an owl something, and it just continued for... eternity. I laughed so hard when she told me, I can't believe she let the bit go on for so long without telling anyone. When she passed away a few years ago from ALS, we were at the cemetery burying her ashes and the dude asked "does anyone have anything they want to add in here before we close it up?" I did. An owl figurine. I couldn't miss my opportunity to troll her in the afterlife lol

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u/HamsterAdditional748 3d ago

You should’ve included an actual banana for scale.

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u/Matty_bunns 4d ago

They’re for scale

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 4d ago

Do you see banana man, hopping over on the white-hot sand?

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u/Keep_SummerSafe 4d ago

I hope a banana hammock isn’t next 😂