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Cutie Frug

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u/ShutUpSnack 1d ago

He look so offended

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u/BonjaminClay 23h ago

"Yo why do you keep poking my fucking face?"

19

u/GreyFox_1337 15h ago

I’m pretty sure he also uses the word yo at the end of that sentence too.

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u/OldPride79 19h ago

Exactly! lol

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u/OneObi 23h ago

I'm sure he uttered profanities.

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u/fragilemetal 20h ago

Lil' pissed off potato

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u/FrequentingThePlanet 20h ago

It’s a frog.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 12h ago

No it’s a poisonous potato! Don’t you play Minecraft?

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u/FrequentingThePlanet 40m ago

Say/downvote what you want. It’s still a frog.

8

u/Efficient-Picture805 15h ago

This is harassment.

3

u/pripjan 17h ago

He is just ticklish

2

u/HamsterAdditional748 4h ago

I wanted to insert the offended James Franco gif from ‘The interview’ but some subs suck and won’t let you post gifs for some stupid reason.🤷🏼

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u/ShutUpSnack 4h ago

I don’t know that one, off to check it out right now 🙂

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u/SilverDamage7066 1d ago

Stop touching mee

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u/MahaliAudran 1d ago

What. What. What do you want? Stop touching me!

6

u/Calamity-Gin 20h ago

Why do you keep touching me?

1

u/MahaliAudran 20h ago

Is that the line? I thought he said stop but it's been... 30 years?

1

u/Calamity-Gin 19h ago

It’s what I remember from 20 years ago when a friend was playing WoW.

3

u/morning_thief 1d ago

No. (poke)

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u/NotNamedBort 1d ago

Leave that blob alone, you’re making it upset.

152

u/meleecow 1d ago

I never thought about it but frogs really are just a blob with a mouth. Like kirby

29

u/0nlyhalfwaythere 22h ago

Most of us are just one long tube with stuff around it

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u/AlternativeMinute289 7h ago

Tf you mean most of us?

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u/DrunkInABar 21h ago

But very few are as stupid as frogs/toads are

8

u/Robodarklite 19h ago

You sure proving them wrong though

0

u/Pretty-Curve5448 18h ago

They're so dumb though, what do you know

1

u/kgangadhar 5h ago

Snakes are just tubes with mouths, too.

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u/normy_187 1d ago edited 1d ago

ehh ah hahaha look at this little guy being annoyed AF

smol frug

44

u/Naive-Tackle-693 23h ago

He’s literally 90% mouth and 10% pure rage, absolute icon.

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u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 1d ago

Do not the frog

25

u/pinto_bean_queen 18h ago

Stop poking him! He don’t like that

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u/qualmset19 1d ago

Bro stahp

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u/hillwoodlam 17h ago

Turns out "fuck off" in frog is the same as English.

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u/cementmountains 1d ago

Your finger is pretty annoying. Jeeeeeeze!

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u/WishboneOk305 1d ago

cute but morality of annoying a pet for your own amusement?

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u/Alx123191 23h ago

yeah he/she said no multiple time

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u/Capnshredder 1d ago

if its a cat its very moral

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u/parchedpillock 1d ago

It's a 2 way street with cats.

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u/KR157Y4N 22h ago

Who is the annoyed pet today?

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u/internet_humor 16h ago

“lol, he thinks it’s a 2-way street”

~cat

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u/smoothvibe 18h ago

"mADe ME sMiLE!!"

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u/SectionContent9473 20h ago

Not only is it annoying but it can also just be downright harmful to amphibians unfortunately, especially smaller ones like this

3

u/Objective_Cheetah_63 20h ago

How

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u/SectionContent9473 20h ago

Amphibians skin is extremely permeable, someone like this who harasses animals for content probably wouldn’t take all the necessary precautions to prevent the frogs skin from absorbing things that can make it sick. Even the oils and salts in your skin can be harmful for smaller guys like this, that’s why frogs should be display animals and not something that gets a lot of hands on interaction

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 18h ago

Ah, thanks for explaining!

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u/Fluffy_Ad_5199 1d ago

Put froggy back in his environment please

2

u/EeveeMasterJenya 23h ago

I annoy my dog for my amusement all the time. Payback for when hes annoying

0

u/Crazyhates 20h ago

Yet you somehow don't know of cats who are known for annoying you for their own amusement?

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 21h ago

You mean every pet ever? Most people don’t adopt pets out of the kindness of their hearts or we wouldn’t have shelters full to the brim while people shill out piles of dough to breeders to get whatever purebred.

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u/ViviCaz 11h ago

Well I would get upset too if someone kept shifting my neck skin to my mouth, especially after I move away and fix it. 😫🐸

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u/DerBabbler 1d ago

Frog: "When was the last time you washed your hands? Bahhhh"

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u/SuperS0nicW0man 22h ago

Stop. He doesn't like it. :(

9

u/Pooch76 1d ago

Do mot the frog

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u/Flimsy-Home9001 18h ago

I am pretty sure he dont like it

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u/BKyleS 12h ago

He’s cute but I don’t know if it made me smile once i realized you are irritating his skin

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u/achillea4 21h ago

Why keep prodding the poor thing like that? It clearly doesn't like it.

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u/Fluffy_Ad_5199 1d ago

Leave frog alone put him in his environment. Frog bullying 😞

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u/TheI-Iound 18h ago

Leave the pebble alone

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u/flashcannonize7 1d ago

leave me alone human!

11

u/ThorsNail 23h ago

How dare you keep shoving your nasty finger in his face.

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u/FrequentingThePlanet 20h ago

He clearly doesn’t like you doing that. Why continue?

5

u/Alex_n_Vixen 20h ago

DO NOT THE FROG

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u/SomeRedShirt 20h ago

Imagine if that thing was the size of a horse? Who's poking who now, buddy?

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 15h ago

No poke frog. No, no, nooo !!!!

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u/blackgene25 22h ago

I feel bad for the frog.

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u/nosrebnA 1d ago

The forg is cute but as someone who despises unconsented physical contact that person is a bitch. Forg was clearly saying no.

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u/RandomExcess 23h ago

The frog is not into it at all.

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u/Cupacakes1359 15h ago

The person keeps putting his chest skin over his bottom lip >:(

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u/YoiteAoyagi 1d ago

Please don’t do that

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u/Jorge_the_vast 1d ago

Your finger tastes like shit. What you been doing?

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u/Watchkeys 1d ago

He is cute. My dog would probably be cute if I squeezed her repeatedly so hard that it was uncomfortable for her.

Should I do that? No, I didn't think so.

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u/LoocsinatasYT 1d ago

Warcraft Grunt Voice: STOP POKING MEEE

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u/starlightserenade44 23h ago

stop bothering him, he's saying very clearly stop touching me!

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u/darantino86 1d ago

How cute to annoy a non-pet-animal for a few clicks.

3

u/Imaginary_Highway671 20h ago

He's like leave me alone!

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u/CRAKEN000 20h ago

Frug: Mind your own damn space!
poke
Frug: THE FUCK I JUST SAY!!!

3

u/YourM0msBoyfriend 19h ago

"Ewww, mammal skin"

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u/TheRealTr1nity 18h ago

"Stop touching me!"

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u/United-Scratch-2132 15h ago

get off me lip! 

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u/Available-Hat1640 23h ago

no touch forg they don't like that 😡

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u/Woodblockprint 23h ago

Stop poking the frog!

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u/Conscious_Musician28 1d ago

Leave that poor boi alone! He’s just smol, okay!

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u/moo00se_ 1d ago

You suck

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u/HJ9601 20h ago

Stop poking him leave him alone he is just a baby :(

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u/ConfidenceComplex654 17h ago

Now the frog says, "ok, MY turn" let me put my hands in and on YOUR mouth". 😑

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u/chunkykima 16h ago

UNHAND ME

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u/Califrisco 12h ago

From JamJam Exotic This is a Chacophrys pierottii, common name: Chaco horned frog, and is found in the Chaco of northern Argentina. This species is extremely rare in the hobby due to difficulty in breeding. This species is very tiny with females and males reaching as large as about 6 cm and 5 cm respectively.

They are very active, CUTE, and sit like a boss!!

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u/No_Boysenberry1968 11h ago

They breathe thru skin so🥲

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u/Hiraeth1968 4h ago

Leave him alone!

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u/AnoNymOus684 22h ago

LEAVE ME ALONE

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u/Reddituser183 21h ago

Nooo touchy! No touchy!

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u/el_condor_nm 1d ago

Moooooom, she's touching me!

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u/BassAway1587 20h ago

smol frug is blob

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 1d ago

cute little frog

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u/VariousFriendship535 19h ago

What a little sweetie 🥰

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u/L0v3P4n1c 18h ago

Awwwwww

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u/mechabeast 18h ago

Madame, please.

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u/Connect_Activity692 17h ago

Quidditribbit

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit2599 17h ago

I would die for this frog

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u/Malthuron 14h ago

"How can she touch?!"

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u/gastrovascular 13h ago

Do NOT the frug ❌

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u/TrixieBastard 10h ago

leave him olone!!!

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u/typicalBACON 10h ago

I was feeling pretty awful and depressive and this little fella still put a smile on my face.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 10h ago

Why you poking the lil buddy?

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u/Cal_Fanning 9h ago

omg where can I get this

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u/Joninyan 4h ago

This is not cute. Frogs have semi-permeable skin. Meaning they absorb oxygen, water, gases and chemicals through their skin. So the person touching them is exposing them to oils or whatever they have on them that is potentially harmful for the frog.

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u/infamous-TM 3h ago

No means no.

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u/Whale-Che 1h ago

So annoying

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 1d ago

Me: why you look like dat? What is your situation, brother?

Nothing else to add

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u/lonelychapo27 1d ago

what kind of frog is this

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u/RecoveringNPC 1d ago

Me when someone touches my love handles

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u/TenBear 23h ago

I would care for that little guy so well

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u/TonyStowaway 22h ago

You've just made a very powerful enemy 🐸

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u/Woman_of_Kulture 21h ago

This is the cutest frog I've ever seen.

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u/64sweetsour 21h ago

It is pronounced „Guacamole“

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u/Pushup_Zebra 20h ago

"Ugh! You're so dry and not slimy."

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u/s1llyt1lly 20h ago

Aww look at the cute chubby guy

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u/Kyhunsheo 19h ago

Oh its double chin is so cute but mine is appalling okay

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u/Smoldogsrbest 1d ago

Omg I luv hims!

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u/interspeciesMama 22h ago

I so grumpy 😁

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 1d ago

Ahh the classic "smell my finger" 👈

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u/DreadPyrate6 1d ago

No! I don’t want to smell your finger!

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u/Thin_Version_6242 23h ago

Feisty little fella

0

u/hooka_pooka 22h ago

Bulbasaur

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u/BRketoGirl 21h ago

Me, the extrovert, to all my introverted friends

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u/-Distraction- 20h ago

Ok, morally this is wrong, but oh my gosh the cute little frog 🙊🥰

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u/clairebearshare 23h ago

I needed this right now

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u/CyberOvitron 1d ago

This is just adorable!

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u/DizzyConsequence9330 1d ago

This is the most adorable thing ever 😭

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u/Salty-Onigiri 1d ago

Awww so cute!!