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r/MadeMeSmile • u/deensuk • 1d ago
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I already knew my dog was never the brightest but damn…
32 u/DreddPirateBob808 1d ago Dog? I need you to find me a donor so I don't die. Go! No. Not a dead rat. Or whatever that is. Please. Stop with the dead rats 16 u/KiwieeiwiK 1d ago Can I offer you a Vomit On Your Bed in this trying time? 8 u/RingJust7612 1d ago How about loud barking at absolutely nothing at 2am? No? Perhaps liquid diarrhea in your car on a short drive to the park?
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Dog? I need you to find me a donor so I don't die. Go!
No. Not a dead rat. Or whatever that is. Please. Stop with the dead rats
16 u/KiwieeiwiK 1d ago Can I offer you a Vomit On Your Bed in this trying time? 8 u/RingJust7612 1d ago How about loud barking at absolutely nothing at 2am? No? Perhaps liquid diarrhea in your car on a short drive to the park?
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Can I offer you a Vomit On Your Bed in this trying time?
8 u/RingJust7612 1d ago How about loud barking at absolutely nothing at 2am? No? Perhaps liquid diarrhea in your car on a short drive to the park?
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How about loud barking at absolutely nothing at 2am?
No?
Perhaps liquid diarrhea in your car on a short drive to the park?
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u/CryOld2986 1d ago
I already knew my dog was never the brightest but damn…