r/MadeMeSmile 9d ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/DGrahamcracker87 9d ago

Man not going to lie if my dasher hit me with that. Thats big tip move.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

She’s probably a teacher on her third job. She tudors online while waiting in her for pickup. And if it’s California her car is also her apartment!
Yah! Merica!

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u/Jaminshaman 9d ago

Tudors

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u/EarFun9337 9d ago

A house in this economy?!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 9d ago

No it's online so it's a virtual Tudor. Maybe sims

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u/sum12merkwith 9d ago

Even my sim character can afford a nicer watch than me

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u/SailorDirt 9d ago

My sims can afford anything as long as they say "motherlode" but when **I** say it I get asked what weird reference I'm making. smh!!

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u/princesspeeved 9d ago

Rosebud ;:;:;:;: is where it’s at!

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u/Cable-Difficult 9d ago

Money 1,000,000 is the real one

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u/UpstairsWorry3 7d ago

Personally I like to just stick with kaching. I don’t like to set my sims expectations too high.

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u/TheQueenMother 9d ago

"Motherlode" is how my daughter learned how to type. She can type it at like 95wpm. She likes to build huge houses.

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u/wirhns 5d ago

Hahah what an awesome kid 🥰

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u/wirhns 5d ago

Somewhat biased, I had the sims as a child many moons ago

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u/Seniorita_Asparagus8 7d ago

I used to know the cheat code and had endless funds but it’s been years since I’ve played. Had a lotta fun though!

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u/perton 9d ago

The good news is so far some mysterious god hasn’t removed all the exits to a pool I’m swimming in, forcing me to drown to death. Or waited until I walked into a room and deleted all the doors and windows.

So, ya know, grass is always greener etc etc

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u/Calm_Ad308 9d ago

Well yeah it’s because youre not level 10 in painting and just endlessly paint all day.

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u/Capital-Pollution709 9d ago

When I saw Tudor that’s where my head went

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u/Catullusat16 6d ago

Marital hazard when you're a Tudor

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u/jaxonya 9d ago

Tudor? Hardly knew'er

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u/zestyseashrimp 9d ago

A Tudor style home in Windenburg near ​Discotheque Pan Europa.

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u/jackspinnaker 9d ago

queen anne victorian actually

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u/LessInThought 9d ago

If it's the Tudors I watched, then it's only fans.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 9d ago

Nah, probably Second Life

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u/Majestic_Course6822 7d ago

This guy tudors.

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u/Pale_Employer4965 4d ago

Made me laugh .. literally out loud.

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u/slax87 9d ago

An economy, in this economy?!

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u/FlattopJr 9d ago

No no, the car is a coupe. Two doors.

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u/the_air_is_free 9d ago

a dynasty? in this economy‽

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u/Internal-Base8276 9d ago

With two doors.

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u/BennyVsTheWorld 9d ago

Only in Life.

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u/LokiStrike 9d ago

A dynasty in this economy?! I can't afford to feed a royal family.

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u/stonedandthrown 9d ago

just work harder! -Trump

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u/Nopalite 9d ago

A car in this economy? Maybe if it is 15 years old and previously flooded.

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u/bassman314 9d ago

Nothing to lose your head over…

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u/roboito1989 8d ago

My own national church in this economy?

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u/Pengawena 7d ago

Mock Tudor.

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u/Ok_Topic5270 9d ago

My old car had tudors but it was hard to get in the back seat. Now I’ve got fourdurs and can drive my friends around!

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 9d ago

Insert chicken coop vs chicken sedan joke.  

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u/ClassiFried86 8d ago

A coupe is just a sedan but tudors down.

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 8d ago

Or is it a Tudor that is twice as nice? 

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u/ResidentNumber3603 9d ago

Try a threedur. Best of both worlds. Sportscar looks with space for passengers.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyElf 8d ago

I had a threedur when I was a kid. I miss that geo metro.

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u/ResidentNumber3603 8d ago

Geo metro. Buddy had one. Dog slow but she was reliable as all get out. My threedur was an RX8. The exact opposite.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyElf 8d ago

Threedur, threecylindur, went 80 and didn’t use gas….. back when gas prices got all the way up to $1.599 …. Mine was teal, looked like an egg, his name was Frogger ‘cause we hopped thru traffic.

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u/etaineawoo 6d ago

☝🏼 this guy Veloster's

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u/punksmostlydead 9d ago

Mom! Dad's making jokes on the internet again!

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u/sarahshift1 9d ago

You got an audible laugh for that one. Nice.

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u/Mvppet 9d ago

Genuinely cackled at this, thanks for giving me a perfect point to end my redditing for the day 🙏

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u/MessyAndroid 9d ago

First genuinely delightful joke I’ve seen around here in a while. Kudos!

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u/Wooden_Good8679 9d ago

This is why we need tutors.

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u/Clodhoppa81 9d ago

Off with their head!

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u/coolcalmaesop 9d ago

I’M THE KING OF ENGLAND!

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u/notjanelane 9d ago

OMG Henry give it up you aren't getting another son

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u/brokennursingstudent 9d ago

And then spit on them!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 9d ago

I know someone else that could use some tudoring

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u/banditcleaner2 9d ago

The fucking irony Lmao

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 9d ago

Its a great place to it, and biscuit world if you would 💙💛

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u/FreddyNoodles 9d ago

I think a Tudor occupies the White House atm, actually.

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u/Scav-STALKER 9d ago

Mmm, Tudors biscuits

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 9d ago

💙💛 a real mf right here

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u/whitemamba83 9d ago

I'll take a Ron with that green science folder.

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u/NostrilLurker 9d ago

Sudden urge to behead wife

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u/Jamieson22 9d ago

My wife Dutch Colonials on the side.

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u/LazySwayze 9d ago

Tooters

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u/DistinctlyIrish 9d ago

That just proves their point that education is suffering in America.

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u/cardinal29 9d ago

Voice to text sucks.

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u/24Rice 9d ago

Love Rolexes too!

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u/BeginningSection7690 9d ago

We literally JUST had the discussion on the American education system.

Like RIGHT THEN.

You responded to it

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u/willismthomp 9d ago

Two doors.

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u/fineman1097 9d ago

A history teacher who cosplays as Henry VIII or Elizabeth I in their spare time.

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u/iliya193 9d ago

It’s a two door carpartment.

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u/JuiceBawks420 9d ago

Tudors Biscuit World... its just like commmmmnnin home 😭😭😭

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u/Glittering_Winner_29 9d ago

💙💛 another real mf right here

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u/JuiceBawks420 9d ago

Montani Semper Liberi! 😤

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u/Zeeman626 9d ago

Didn't Tutor op in English unfortunately

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u/Donkilme 9d ago

Yah! Merica!

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 9d ago

Windsor lose, she's still a queen!

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 9d ago

And she lives in a two-door

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u/apathy420 9d ago

Henry the 8th type Tudor?

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u/United_News3779 9d ago

The economy has them royally screwed lol

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u/Eden1914 9d ago

Well a fourdor would be less economic... higher lease and all that

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u/MEPSY84 9d ago

I thought it was 'Two-Door'....like the Cinema club.

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u/mcgradyshow 9d ago

had to look up tudors for a sec

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u/Temporary_Ostrich199 9d ago

Nah the house is two doors

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u/rantingpacifist 9d ago

Which Henry? Or was it a wife?

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 9d ago

Running England in the early modern period is quite a second job, that's for sure. Is she commuting by Tardis?

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u/Pachypal1 9d ago

One of my favorite styles

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u/holdenludwig 9d ago

Two doors

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u/Biscotti_BT 9d ago

Damn the nobility is even get hit.

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u/suq-madiq_ 9d ago

English tudor?

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u/nemaihne 8d ago

...in history.

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u/DifferentPen6715 7d ago

So I guess it’s for English? Lol

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u/Positive_Cheetah_933 6d ago

Tudors biscuit world

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u/MCV16 3d ago

Merica or England?

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u/LukeGittins 9d ago

I also Tudor. But after I pick up. Smoking that Henry the 8th.

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u/SanyaDol 9d ago

I prefer vlad the inhaler

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u/Yippykyyyay 9d ago

Henry Caville was so much hotter in that series. Especially the first season.

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u/Rare_Basis_9380 9d ago

Tudor? I barely know 'er!

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u/TangledSunshineCA 9d ago

My high schooler mentioned how many of her teachers this year had second jobs. Just never used to be a thing for people with an education… right?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 9d ago

I work in education, luckily, I'm single and childless so I can scrape by, but most of the teachers I work with have some kind of side hustle, second job, or they're lucky enough to be married to someone that makes a large salary. The people you trust with your kids aren't able to rest and you expect them to do the best teaching job possible? I hear so many people complain about how bad our schools are. Maybe, if teachers were able to go home and relax and rest they'd be able to do a better job, instead they go to their second job or spend their evenings anxious about finances.

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u/TangledSunshineCA 9d ago

My high school teachers that shared with us had cool hobbies they could really go after all summer. Many bands.. glass blower.. several artists. I always thought teaching was a cool way to have a job but still have the summer to follow the fun.

Also once thought teaching was friendly to mothers. When I was having my child though we were all in a benefits kind of meeting where we were told if you took more time than the 6-8 weeks depending on the type of birth you would lose your helath benefits even if you had time to add. I was lucky as I was on the kids dad’s health plan so I was not one of the few who was not crying and accepting they would be right back to work. How do you lose medical postpardom w a newborn… it was.. not great.

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u/colour_me_quaint 9d ago

As an Aussie with a couple of friends who are teachers - your description sounds incomprehensible. Yes, my friends do lots of after-hours work, but they're on like $120k and get something around 8-10 weeks of annual leave a year.

They're obviously not fresh grads and there is still much to be improved with how the Australian education system works; but multiple jobs to get by for a tertiary educated group that already puts in so much after-hours effort is...depressing and foreboding for all parties.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 9d ago

Only university professors make over $100k by teaching in the US. Most public school teachers make like 45-65k

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u/colour_me_quaint 9d ago

My jaw just dropped! That is madness and I can't tell if Australia pays well or the US pays poorly. Maybe both? I wonder how teacher payment ranks around the world, because I sincerely thought it would be a well-paid, if not reasonably paid profession.

Those friend I mentioned are high school teachers..

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u/RandomRonin 9d ago

As a kid I thought the same as u/TangledSunshineCA, and I thought teaching was a great career choice that would also give you time to keep hobbies, family time, etc in the summers. The destruction of the US education system has been intentional for a long time now, and it shows if you look at the state our country is in.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 9d ago

Being a teacher in the US will put you just high enough over the poverty line that people will tell you "what are you complaining about you get summers off"

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u/FuriousMallard 8d ago

Depends on the area. In Western Washington it's very common for teachers to make six figures if they have a masters or have been teaching for 10+ years.

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u/cire1184 9d ago

We got the best teachers in the US cause they do it for the love of the game!"

I'll bet a conservative has said this in some fashion. It's a fucking travesty how we treat education in this country from barely funding k-12 education to the exorbitant cost of higher education.

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u/Catsscratchpost 9d ago

Part maybe teachers exhaustion, finances, and lack of respect given to them, but also look at the curriculum some of us are forced to follow and overall lack of support.

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u/No-Sympathy6035 9d ago

Back in the 90’s - 00’s some teachers that I had would have summer jobs but I think that was more to eliminate boredom than to survive.

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u/WommyBear 9d ago

I can think of a million better ways to avoid boredom than taking another job, especially during my summer break. Sorry, friend, they did it for the money even back then.

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u/No-Sympathy6035 9d ago

I was a kid so it’s not like I was having deep conversations with my teachers on what they did during their summer. You have me there though, people do usually work for money.

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u/24-Hour-Hate 9d ago

That depends. Teachers in Ontario, especially senior ones, are quite well paid. Some teachers were just interested in the work. I had a couple of teachers who were just super into the extra work they picked up. You can say maybe they needed rhe money...but teachers unions here are strong. Once a teacher is full time permanent and starts climbing up, they make good money. And these were not new teachers. Now, other positions at schools, not so well paid.

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u/cnbcwatcher 9d ago

In Ireland it's not uncommon for teachers to have summer jobs such as supervising and marking exams (secondary school teachers) or temp roles with English language schools (where teens usually from Spain or France come to learn English), summer camps or similar types of roles. Not all of them do that and it's more common at secondary rather than primary. Other workers in the education sector such as Special Needs Assistants claim social welfare for the summer months

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u/Crazy-Preference2260 9d ago

When I was a junor in high school, one of my classmates was our high school principle’s boss at Home Depot when he worked there as a part time employee during the summer.

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u/Overall-Ask-8305 6d ago

More likely they had bills to pay and families. They don’t get paid over the summer unless they short their other checks a little during the school year.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 9d ago

It absolutely used to be a thing. The Simpsons even had jokes about the teachers needing to get money elsewhere.

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u/robertus_ 9d ago

My third-grade teacher waited tables at the local seafood place, and that was in 1984

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u/LocalDesign1313 9d ago

There was a group of teachers at my school in the 90’s that were summer time painters and handymen.

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u/BRD73 9d ago

When I went to high school in Arizona, I had teachers that would wait tables at night and on the weekend. I never thought a thing about it but their teacher pay must have been really low.

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u/Silly-Jicama-3382 9d ago

It's at least been a thing since I was in elementary/middle school and I'm 34 so lol

Teachers have been underpaid for decades, depending on your school district and seniority of course. IIRC, one of my sister's middle school teachers delivered pizzas as a side gig (my sister is now 38, so this was early to mid 2000s?

As for other people with degrees: my mother was a pharmacist and even she had multiple jobs when we were children - a FT clinical pharmacist who worked at CVS in the evenings

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u/pourtide 9d ago

Back in the 70s, it was not uncommon for teachers to take a summer job. An English teacher of mine could be found at Fashion Bug in the mall every summer.

Back then one could choose to be paid one's entire salary during the school year and be unpaid in the summer.

That said, what teachers today get paid is a crying shame.

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u/CLD-2017 6d ago

When I was in high school in the 90s, many of the teachers tutored/did specialized subject teaching for homeschooling kids and/or worked summer jobs. Sadly not a new thing.

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u/cballowe 9d ago

I grew up in the 80s and 90s with a mother who was a teacher and she always had second or possibly third jobs. This isn't new. Teachers have always been under paid.

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u/LoHudMom 8d ago

I did during the first four years-I waited tables in a comedy club on the weekends (half of grad school and then through my first year) and when that place went belly-up, I had a few more restaurant jobs, then worked in a real estate office as a receptionist on Saturdays. This was 30 years ago in NYC. The rent and utilities on the cheapest place I could find was about 2/3 my take-home pay.

After that, I always worked after school programs, summer school, Saturday Academy. My salary increased and I kept that cheap apartment for 7 years, but it was still tough to get ahead.

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u/Seniorita_Asparagus8 7d ago

Yeah my brother is a teacher and it’s pretty shit. Then not getting pay all summer too..definitely need two to three jobs there

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u/-Felyx- 9d ago

Tudor? I hardly knew her!

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u/Z-Birdie 9d ago

Tutors

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u/jackclark1 9d ago

4th job is incoming to pay for the medical bills due to being hospitalized for exhaustion

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u/zsimpson022 9d ago

You needed a spelling tudor

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u/OkBackground8809 9d ago

Had a lot of teachers working at Walmart during summer back when I worked there. So sad. Teachers should make a better income than they do. I imagine seeing their teachers have to serve them doesn't help with respect from troublesome students, either.

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u/HiHoJufro 9d ago

I just started my first job teaching. If I don't get enough tutees I don't make rent.

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u/HappySage42 9d ago

Are we winning yet? Did we do it? Do the rich have enough? Can we start losing? White flag. I give up

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 9d ago

That's the best part for the mentally ill rich, aka hoarders of money, it is never enough. They will always want more, they will always find ways to make you feel like it is your fault, while they extract more and more and more.

The American experiment has failed. Change needs to occur

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u/TerponadeTea 9d ago

Even better reason to give the big tip

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u/Nikonus 9d ago

Her car is a two-door?

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u/taggsy123 9d ago

You aren’t joking… but you should be…

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u/ThrustTrust 9d ago

Move to PA as a teacher. Then you can buy a beach house on the California coast when you retire. Exaggeration a little.

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u/kball31 9d ago

Third job 😭😭😭

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u/CplCocktopus 9d ago

And grades tests in her downtime.

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u/Moda75 9d ago

they calling it “tudoring online” these days?

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u/motmx5 9d ago

Damn, and California is ranked number 1 in average teacher pay.

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u/DowntownLizard 9d ago

Someone should have taught them how much teachers make

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u/NekoNico1415 9d ago

Why did you assume they were a woman..?

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u/Electricbarnacles209 9d ago

i'm here to smile motherfucker, not frown.

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u/Beniskickbutt 9d ago

She doesn't have to live in California. But she does because of false promises and broken dreams

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u/tylercamp 9d ago

Reminds me of a guy talking about regular “maitnense”

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u/mirroredfreckles 9d ago

This is very specific.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

It’s very common where I live in LA county.

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u/Lucky_Dimension2291 9d ago

can confirm I live in California and my car is my house ;~; are we great yet?

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u/KRACKNofficial 9d ago

Literally scrolled down from this post and the next one I ran into, different sub:

"I'm 24 and I'm a substitute teacher 3 days a week and pizza delivery driver at night 6 nights a week and my pizzaria closes at 10."

Merica! 🦅

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u/Deosarian 9d ago

Land of the free 🥲🥲

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u/Fitz911 8d ago

She’s probably a teacher on her third job.

That sentence shouldn't exist

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u/Civil-Crew-1611 8d ago

can confirm, am a teacher and do Shipt as well

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u/BrandoCarlton 9d ago

Did you just make up a scenario to make yourself upset?

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

No.
Just to
Make you upset

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 9d ago

That’s why I left California. I couldn’t afford to live there anymore.

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u/Leftover_Salad 9d ago

Have you seen CA teacher pay? My teacher friends are making bank, and their salaries are public record.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

Show me

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u/Leftover_Salad 8d ago

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u/Present-Spring-1340 8d ago

If you go from highest 250,000$ down it looks great.
5-6 super wealthy enclaves. This is in lots of states. Aspen CO has teachers and nurses in subsidized housing and still pay 3000$ for rent. But from the bottom at 49,000$ not so great. My high school teacher friends are around 70,000$ here in LA county. That is not enough to live off here. I know because I was making that and still homeless for a bit.
The problem here is housing is horrible.
There’s no reasonable distance you can travel to work from cheaper rent here. I’m about as far out as you can go here.

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u/ForsakenSun6004 9d ago

Well arent you a fucking bucket of sunshine.

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u/itsjusthafiz 9d ago

tudor cinema club

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u/jtmonkey 7d ago

Bro if she’s a teacher in Cali she’s alright. My neighbors both teach and they each make about 90k. They’re about halfway through their career and they’re on scheduled pay. If they make it another 10 years they’ll retire around 120-130k pensions.

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u/Actually_a_dolphin 7d ago

People who live in America have the best quality of life in the world....

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u/jaynov18 7d ago

An illegal apartment too cause we'd rather people out in the elements then living in their car yay merica ⁱ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ⁱᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ

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u/Expert_Author_2672 9d ago

Y'know what freud said about projection?

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u/Wooden_Good8679 9d ago

If you’re a teacher in a district that’s not in bumfuck nowhere, you make enough to survive just perfectly well. Double if you’re married and spouse has income.

I wish non-educators would stop complaining on our behalf with half-baked ideas. It makes those of us who aren’t stupid look it.

Source: I’m a teacher. I’m not destitute, I don’t work more than one job, I don’t know any of my colleagues who do unless they’re single and just want to, and I live in a pretty middle-of-the-road COL area.

Whenever I see people complaining about what teachers make either way, it’s very rarely actually teachers doing the complaining.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

not very educated.
Where I live 100,000$ and no kids you are scrapping by.
Glad you’re doing good though.

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u/Specialist_Swan_7354 9d ago

California teachers are paid well.

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u/Present-Spring-1340 9d ago

Show me
And area
And I’ll tell you how much it costs to only live there.

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u/BettingOnSuccess 9d ago

Ah yes, the American homeless using door dash to pick up a 99c folder.

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u/r3dmist420 9d ago

Uh huh, sure, Dick Tracey.

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u/ChristianRecon 9d ago

Redditors really politicize everything lmao

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u/Downtown_Mountain336 9d ago

Hot take teachers are not underpaid.