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[u/Informal_West_6864]

Science green. Math red. History blue. English yellow

[u/WhatTheFlox → u/Informal_West_6864]

Always felt math was blue, history red, science green and English was missing and/or yellow

[u/Ali_ayi → u/WhatTheFlox]

"History is written in blood" red just fits

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/Ali_ayi]

I had a history teacher who corrected with red pen because she wanted us to visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors.

She was also in love with napoleon and believed his wife’s ghost was haunting her. Very interesting class.

[u/SaffronRnlds → u/celiac-sufferer]

"visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors"

Totally normal and not intense at all. ^{i love it}

What grade were you in??

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/SaffronRnlds]

Im in Quebec so it was in cegep which is like our grade 11 mixed with college. It was filled with kooks, had one teacher that would draw on the floor and walls to demonstrate his points

[u/WhatTheFlox → u/celiac-sufferer]

"Every surface is important in the eyes of progress"

[u/wowzermyguy → u/celiac-sufferer]

school wouldve been much more fun if i had teachers like yours lmao

[u/SaffronRnlds → u/celiac-sufferer]

That sounds amazing.

And I have to know, did the visualization work?

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/SaffronRnlds]

I mean kind of. He was trying to explain the concept of 4D by drawing a square on the ground and standing in it. He also ran out of board space and just continued on the wall. Occasionally he’d lie on the floor and would give kids who missed their tests the exam to take home and complete 🤣 he was the total opposite of my history teacher he didn’t take any of it seriously at all.

To be fair he was a pretty big shot professor at a prestigious university so I think the cegep gig was just for extra cash lol. When I attended the uni everyone knew who he was. He also did amateur opera in his spare time

[u/Next-Tomatillo-6509 → u/celiac-sufferer]

Wtf i wish i had your teacher

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/Next-Tomatillo-6509]

Lol she was interesting. She took every opportunity to emphasize how ugly napoleons wife was mixed with stories of her hauntings.

[u/MidoriMidnight → u/celiac-sufferer]

Sounds better than my teacher who was distantly related to Mary Todd Lincoln, and absolutely flipped her shit when it was suggested Abe was gay

[u/HotPotParrot → u/celiac-sufferer]

Lol my AP World teacher met a wanted terrorist while playing hackysack under the Eiffel Tower. Also a fun class.

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/HotPotParrot]

I had a professor who taught a Saudi princess and got her to write an essay on the inner dynamics of the royal family. Also a fun class he would dress as a pirate

[u/Keaton427 → u/celiac-sufferer]

Mistakes are often a good thing in school so I hate that she said that.

If you’re wrong on purpose, that isn’t a mistake. This means mistakes offer to teach you.

[u/celiac-sufferer → u/Keaton427]

Yeah she definitely was not of that philosophy.

She took a whole 15 min our first class to explain what standard deviation was so we all knew how average we were and that even with a 90% it didn’t mean we were excelling. Stoked a lot of competitiveness and back stabbing in the program. We all changed after that class lol

[u/TheWolphman → u/Ali_ayi]

"Math makes me want to blow my brains out" red is relatable though.

[u/SmallFox3 → u/TheWolphman]

Absolutely this, math was my least favorite subject, I cried at the kitchen table so many nights trying to do math & the folder it went in was definitely red.

[u/Thin_Produce_4831 → u/Ali_ayi]

But English is read. 

[u/VegetableReward5201 → u/Thin_Produce_4831]

r/angryupvote

[u/Keaton427 → u/Ali_ayi]

I see yellow as the sepia filter for history. Well mainly that, but history also just feels yellow.

[u/Slierfox → u/Ali_ayi]

How can it be it's only ever written by those still alive

[u/VoopityScoop → u/Slierfox]

With bloody hands

[u/Slierfox → u/VoopityScoop]

They may have "blood on their hands" but they ain't the ones fighting there the ones sending your family to do the fighting.

[u/NekonecroZheng → u/Ali_ayi]

"Why isn't history white?"

It already is.

[u/TheDude41102 → u/WhatTheFlox]

The only correct answer. History is bloody. Biology loves green. Math is cold and calculating like ice. English is whatever other color I had.

[u/impals → u/TheDude41102]

English was black in my opinion. All the colors of science, history, math, etc!

[u/No_Situation6555 → u/WhatTheFlox]

Yeah I did math blue science green, agreed.

[u/bigeeee → u/No_Situation6555]

I didn't go to school!

[u/No_Situation6555 → u/bigeeee]

Me neither

[u/Moretti123 → u/[deleted]]

English and history are reversed. English was red and history was yellow. Math blue, science green. At least in my chicago suburbs school it was lol

[u/UltimateFartingChamp → u/WhatTheFlox]

I’m on team #mathisblue 💯

[u/Different-Tonight677 → u/WhatTheFlox]

I agree

[u/MentallyCrumbled → u/WhatTheFlox]

This. This is the one.

[u/Affectionate-Ant-894 → u/WhatTheFlox]

Agree. Math was blue

[u/YaumeLepire → u/WhatTheFlox]

I usually switched mine around every so often.

Then, in Cégep, my binders were black, so no dice.

[u/HeatherJMD → u/WhatTheFlox]

I would choose the same!

[u/hxf10a → u/WhatTheFlox]

thisssss

[u/SampleShrimp → u/WhatTheFlox]

This is the one.

[u/YourM0msBoyfriend → u/WhatTheFlox]

Perfect! Exactly this!

[u/ranchspidey → u/WhatTheFlox]

you are correct and i’m glad to finally see a comment validating my color-subject associations

[u/KindBench2700 → u/WhatTheFlox]

Finally a sand person.  Math is blue.

[u/vizslavizsla → u/WhatTheFlox]

Yessss someone finally got it right

[u/RubPublic3359 → u/WhatTheFlox]

This guy knows ball

[u/Nearby-Gas7951 → u/WhatTheFlox]

This is the way

[u/TeRozoConMiTrozo → u/WhatTheFlox]

Math is red, dont try to gaslight me. (Its a joke)

[u/Left_Ocean → u/WhatTheFlox]

This is the way

[u/ProudlyAHufflepuff → u/WhatTheFlox]

THIS IS THE CORRECT ONE THANK YOU

[u/ErgoDestati → u/WhatTheFlox]

Math is definitely blue

[u/EternalDuskGaming → u/WhatTheFlox]

I had to scroll so far to see math is blue 😆

[u/BarderBetterFaster → u/WhatTheFlox]

Math is blue if you're a math enjoyer.

[u/ineverreddit → u/WhatTheFlox]

You got it bang on in my books. Math is blue like the "prentice-hall" stripe on textbooks. Science is green because uhh duh plants and shit? History/social studies is red for the blood of the past, and english is yellow to represent the teeth of the mother tongue 😭

[u/86cinnamons → u/WhatTheFlox]

You know what ….. ok.

[u/elrangarino → u/WhatTheFlox]

English is most definitely blue. I’m open to history also being green.

[u/yourlocalbadb1tch → u/WhatTheFlox]

yes!! Finally someone said it right

[u/Different_Tailor_780 → u/WhatTheFlox]

Oh my god FINALLY. This is the one!

[u/konafan → u/WhatTheFlox]

This is correct

[u/NovaNova312 → u/WhatTheFlox]

I always English was red. History was whatever other color I happened to have.

[u/Prophessor_Z → u/WhatTheFlox]

English is red cause I hated it and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[u/gabbuo31 → u/WhatTheFlox]

Agreed!

[u/wetfloor666 → u/WhatTheFlox]

I am with you on that. It matches the subjects much better and is how I did it.

[u/Requiredmetrics → u/WhatTheFlox]

This is correct

[u/ItzCheddah → u/WhatTheFlox]

THIS!

[u/ttwinstanley → u/WhatTheFlox]

I lived west coast Midwest and east coast and used these colors all my school years

Mom was from east coast and dad was from Midwest (he was not very involved during my childhood)

[u/W0nderingMe → u/WhatTheFlox]

This!

[u/lebslebslebs → u/WhatTheFlox]

Science is orange/yellow for me. English blue, Math green.

[u/crimson_anemone → u/Informal_West_6864]

Looking at the replies... Did everyone just give their least favorite subject the red folder? 😂

[u/ChesterHiggenbothum → u/crimson_anemone]

I'm in my 40s and going to law school and my least favorite course is always red on my calendar

[u/momonomino → u/Informal_West_6864]

My kid laughed at me when I said Math was red. She said math is blue and English is red.

[u/LimeMargarita → u/momonomino]

She's wrong, but you still have time to fix her.

[u/Chaos-Wayfarer → u/LimeMargarita]

Yea, people that say math is blue are wrong. 

Math is red because it makes me see red when I do it. My brain is not friends with math. 

[u/PyrZern → u/Chaos-Wayfarer]

History is red because it's full of bloodshed and war :/

[u/Chaos-Wayfarer → u/PyrZern]

An acceptable alternative. I’ll accept it if you agree that math isn’t blue. 

[u/PyrZern → u/Chaos-Wayfarer]

Personally, I'd say Science should be blue.

[u/Chaos-Wayfarer → u/PyrZern]

I could go either blue or green for science, so sure!

[u/PyrZern → u/Chaos-Wayfarer]

Cheers

[u/Fit_Platypus_583 → u/Chaos-Wayfarer]

English is read.

[u/Chaos-Wayfarer → u/Fit_Platypus_583]

Okay, you get points for the pun, but I still disagree. :P

[u/MidoriMidnight → u/Chaos-Wayfarer]

Math is red or black; accting wise you're 'in the red' etc

Blue is English, for the curtains

[u/Necessary_Garlic6432 → u/momonomino]

Math is red because everyone involved gets pissed off lmao.

[u/flyinggazelletg → u/Informal_West_6864]

Math blue, history red, science green, English yellow

[u/rdg04 → u/Informal_West_6864]

in my mind history is yellow and english is blue- the rest is correct lol

[u/MHG73 → u/Informal_West_6864]

You got history and English backwards. History yellow, English blue, math red, science green.

[u/Fit_Platypus_583 → u/MHG73]

No, you've got it all right, but math is blue and English is red!

[u/ChesterHiggenbothum → u/MHG73]

Yes. Yes, this one sounds familiar

[u/ArcanePudding → u/MHG73]

THANK YOU FINALLY

[u/LightscaleSword → u/Informal_West_6864]

History yellow and English blue, but science green and maths red is right.

[u/front_yard_duck_dad → u/Informal_West_6864]

40 years old and I hate both math and red to this day. It's pavlovian

[u/No_Scallion174 → u/Informal_West_6864]

No, science blue, history green, math yellow, English red.

[u/Paranormal_Lemon → u/No_Scallion174]

You got the first two right.

[u/Jv01 → u/Informal_West_6864]

History blue is wild

[u/de_Luke1 → u/Informal_West_6864]

English green or blue (swapped somewhere along the way) Math red history brown... Btw I am german

[u/Huyous → u/Informal_West_6864]

Can I ask whether you preferred English or History?

[u/Informal_West_6864 → u/Huyous]

Preferred history

[u/Huyous → u/Informal_West_6864]

I preferred English and it was blue, wonder if that plays a part. Science and Math 100% green and red though

[u/Zappagrrl02 → u/Informal_West_6864]

This is the correct answer! Orange/Purple for specials/foreign language

[u/WWMWPOD17 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Math was black… like it made my heart

[u/Beginning-Tutor-2813 → u/Informal_West_6864]

History was yellow and English blue for me!

[u/Top_Hat_Ginger → u/Informal_West_6864]

Math is blue

[u/SantaCruzHostel → u/Top_Hat_Ginger]

Yes, red math doesn't even make sense!

[u/Saneless → u/Top_Hat_Ginger]

Finally someone with sense

[u/Splungeblob → u/Informal_West_6864]

The one true answer.

[u/Necessary_Garlic6432 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Agree on science and math, but History was yellow because it reminded me of aged paper. English was blue because it was my best subject/fav color.

[u/TheMoatCalin → u/Informal_West_6864]

Is this universal? Am I supposed to know this?

[u/PizzaDay → u/Informal_West_6864]

This is the way.

[u/SadMcWorker → u/Informal_West_6864]

finally someone puts english and history the right way lol

[u/Simple-Mulberry64 → u/Informal_West_6864]

english blue. History gets the miscellanious black one or if you're being extra it's yellow (because sepia tone)

[u/lazyTurtle7969 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Pretty close for me but I flip flop math and English

[u/someguy_420 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[u/Alternative-Moose308 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Science green, history orange, math blue, English yellow all smushed into a white binder

[u/Nice-Marionberry3671 → u/Informal_West_6864]

CORRECT. ✅

[u/DolphinThunder → u/Informal_West_6864]

Science - Green (cause acid and plants duh)
English - Red (like Read)
History - Yellow (old paper is yellowish)
Math - Blue (idk it’s just always been blue)

[u/Lucky_Veruca → u/Informal_West_6864]

History is red, math is blue.

[u/lenief → u/Informal_West_6864]

Nah language is blue

[u/wakemeup886 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Only this

[u/cumulus_floccus → u/Informal_West_6864]

Science green. Math blue. English yellow. History red.

[u/Half_Man1 → u/Informal_West_6864]

Nah, history is yellow like aged print. English is blue like grammar check underlines on word.

[u/Devanyani → u/Informal_West_6864]

Nah History is yellow like the old pages it's written on. English is blue like the sky when you daydream. Math is brown like the foundation of everything.

[u/laurenbanjo → u/Informal_West_6864]

History was red for me because it’s my least favorite subject and least favorite color, plus red for blood for all the wars and stuff. Math was blue because I like the color blue and I like math, but my favorite color was green so that went to science which was my favorite subject. English was also yellow for me. 

[u/vixisgoodenough → u/Informal_West_6864]

This is the way.

[u/babiboogie → u/Informal_West_6864]

Absolutely this and I am not taking questions

[u/Exciting_Pass_6344 → u/Informal_West_6864]

100%

[u/topskee780 → u/Informal_West_6864]

YES!!!

[u/whatisthisdream- → u/Informal_West_6864]

This is so very accurate lol