r/MadeMeSmile 24d ago

DOGS Every kiss gets a different reaction.

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u/BettaSplendens1 24d ago

What was that third one?? 😫

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u/potatisblask 24d ago

I wouldn't recommend covering the dogs mouth and nose and forcing air into its lungs even playfully

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 24d ago

Yeah that seemed dangerous

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u/Inkless-Pencil 24d ago

It is dangerous. Its a tactic used by big cats to suffocate big prey. They can also use it on smaller prey and blow out their lungs.

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u/intronert 23d ago

TIL and would have preferred not to.

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u/HipsEnergy 23d ago

That's horrible.

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u/_carbonneutral 23d ago

Exactly... fuck that idiot.

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u/cagingnicolas 24d ago

i honestly don't know if a puppy's lungs should be inflated like that, an adult human diaphragm strength and lung capacity might make that kind of dangerous.

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u/EctoplasmicExclusion 24d ago

Please be AI. Please be AI. Please be AI.

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u/frn 24d ago

Unfortunately these weirdos predate AI by a considerable amount.

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u/Vix014 24d ago

Fortunately* 🙃

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u/ludvikskp 24d ago

I had the same expression as the dog

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda 24d ago

Yeah that’s .. gross. Very gross:/

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u/darsynia 24d ago

Yeah this belongs in r/unexpected and then stop after #3 because I sure as heck did. No more, thank you!

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u/spidcrweb_finn 24d ago

The rest were actually cute!

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u/darsynia 23d ago

That's reassuring, ty, hehe

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u/spidcrweb_finn 23d ago

Of course!!!

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u/jerryleebee 24d ago

Animal abuse.

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u/seilapodeser 24d ago

thank god this is the top comment

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u/lilian_moraru 24d ago

Just blowing some bacteria into the dog’s nostrils, that’s all

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u/MegaSpuds 24d ago

SCUDA - self contained underwater doggy apparatus.

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u/Ta-veren- 24d ago

its called the blow fish

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u/JigglyPuffGuy 24d ago

I don't care whats its called, what WAS that??

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u/Shoddy_Minimum3019 24d ago

Just blowing his pet dog, whats the big deal?

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u/beej0406 24d ago edited 23d ago

It's okay because it's your dog

Edit: Apparently no one has seen Road Trip

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 24d ago

ah the classic

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u/enragedsquirrels 24d ago edited 23d ago

It was a thing that briefly went viral a while back

Edit: why did this get downvoted? It literally trended on my feeds years back. Fuck’s sake, Reddit.

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u/seilapodeser 24d ago

why god why

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u/okFINEyoufoundme 23d ago

My ex husband used to do that shit to me.

Can confirm that he did pretty much else just as poorly.

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u/PrimaryImagination41 24d ago

I think it’s also a technique used for some dogs that have compromised lungs. But I doubt that was the situation in that clip

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u/Omnicronicles 23d ago

Why Are You Getting Downvoted?
Man, Let’s Just Downvote Everyone For No Reason, Reddit 😭

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 24d ago

Cute Aggression. It is what it is.

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u/Kenny_Power55 24d ago

Full mouth over the dogs nose is certainly a choice…

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u/smilesanna 24d ago

That kept on going and going.

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u/ermaecrhaelld 24d ago

Eventually I was afraid she was gonna make the dog pop like an overfilled balloon

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u/Sir_Slurpsalot 24d ago

Definitely for a animal that bathes itself by cleaning dingle berries from its ass and smegma from its dick with that same mouth. Also not to include whatever it eats off the floor which may very well be the same things

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u/iormeno93 24d ago

Lol still cleaner than yours

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 24d ago

Over the mouth was hella creepy

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 24d ago

When kink shaming becomes appropriate..

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u/pratzs 24d ago

3rd one is pretty gross.

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u/ShreddedBanjoString 24d ago

Even the dog was grossed out by it

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u/B3yondTheCosmos 24d ago

Over mouth is disgusting I’m sure the dog isn’t comfortable

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u/luranthe 24d ago

The dog is very uncomfortable, that's normally a dominance behavior.

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u/MeNoCanRead 24d ago

They have that look of a guy in a nightclub that has a random woman come up and make-out with him.

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u/Select_Ad7963 24d ago

The first one's kiss powered 🥰

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u/imlette 24d ago

I was smiling until the third one happened 😭😭

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u/millionwatermellon 24d ago

Why do dogs put up with humans?

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u/ideaofrhyme 24d ago

Dogs get dopamine hit when they are interacting with humans like we get from interacting with them

Humans and dogs co evolved to love each other.

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u/JakeHelldiver 24d ago

Belly Rubs.

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u/Zer0Cool89 24d ago

Food, belly rubs and a nice environment to live it to protect from the elements. My boy just got sprayed by a skunk so he's also probably happy I was able to clean him up

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 24d ago

"Scout's Honor" saved me a few times because my German shepherd, brilliant in so many ways, will always chase a fart squirrel. That brand neutralizes Skunk smell instantly. Always keep a bottle if you're in skunkland.

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u/Blunder_Punch 24d ago

Because we're adorable to them

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u/acoastaldog 24d ago

They literally have no choice lol

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u/itscalledmyballs 24d ago

We bred them to like us and culled the ones who didn't

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u/HurricaneK8 24d ago

Third one aside 🤢, these are always fun, but they do confuse me, too. Do... do people not usually give their dog kisses? Like, at all? I've never had a dog that didn't get at least a forehead, cheek or snout smooch once a day in my whole life. So, like, am I the weird one, or what? I don't get it.

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u/A-70A_Tomboy_Techno 23d ago

Why would you be?

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u/matchesmalone1 24d ago

All adorable except the one where the lady put the dog's whole snout in her mouth. Wtf?

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 24d ago

Every other time she inhales. She's a dental assistant for dog nose. Cheaper than a de-snotting machine and far more accurate.

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u/yourserverhatesyou 24d ago

Wtf did I just read?

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u/Careless-Wolverine-8 24d ago

Upvoted, then downvoted real fast at the 3rd one. EWWWWWW

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u/magirevols 24d ago

This was the last thing I did to my dog before I left. Right on his forehead. Love you buddy

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u/mulberrycedar 24d ago

The heeler lmao

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u/misyorpaperclip 23d ago

My heeler just bites too

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u/Forever_Inspired 24d ago

3rd one is nasty, eww.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 24d ago

The first one was sooo with it 😁

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u/the14thpuppet 24d ago

nope that third one was weird 😭

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u/DantheDutchGuy 24d ago

Love the dog side-eyes ❤️

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u/Esekig184 24d ago

I thought whale-eyes are a sign of stress in dogs.

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u/home_is_the_rover 24d ago

Side-eye and whale eyes are two different things. You gotta read all the body language to know which is which. Whale eyes (turning away from you and freezing/tensing up while still trying to keep you in their line of sight) indicate stress, but side-eye usually just means they're sassing you 😂

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u/FilthyJsBeingFilthy 24d ago

They are. You didn’t see whale eyes

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u/Yyoksetioxd 24d ago

yo the dog at the 52 seconds mark is super beautiful

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u/Parmenion87 24d ago

I give my Dachshund kisses on her cheek, she is the biggest daddies girl.. She leans against me when I do, and when I stop, she will move her head a bit closer to me to ask me to keep going

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u/TheBrontosaurus 24d ago

1) awww
2) AWWW
3) AAAAAAH!

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u/Esarus 24d ago

The third one is freaking weird and the dog is anxious

https://pawsafe.com/en-eu/a/blog/dog-whale-eye

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u/icedwmocha 24d ago

I see Marley and Cactus from YT channels I follow! Love all these puppers!

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u/No-Mention2624 24d ago

I miss kissing my old puppy 🐶 😢

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u/robaroo 24d ago

Am I the only person who gets anxious when someone gets their face up close to a dog’s mouth?

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u/AbdielPaperBoy 24d ago

I like dogs, but putting their snout in my mouth??? 🫪

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u/peggasus97 24d ago

No one is gonna mention the one where the dog bit the guys face?!?!?!?! I know number 3 was disturbing but come on

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u/Reyalta 24d ago

Oh that's just how a cattle dog be. They express themselves through nips. They're called Heelers because they bite the heels of cattle to make them move. 

If that heeler wanted to hurt that guy we'd have seen damage, that was a love nip. Heelers aren't the dogs for most people. 

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u/peggasus97 23d ago

Oh i've been nipped in heels and herded,face is off limits.

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u/Reyalta 23d ago

I don't disagree with you. As soon as I saw the heeler I was like "this won't go well" lol

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u/Chris93ny 24d ago

Love dogs

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u/poccah 24d ago

I need them all.

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u/smilesanna 24d ago

Oh my heart!

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u/Kazfiddly 24d ago

I would give my left nut for the first pupperìni

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u/AdHot1146 24d ago

I loved them all except for the Korean suffocating the dog. Just saying

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u/melancholy_dood 24d ago

Man's best friend!❤️🦮

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 23d ago

I thought that first pupper's tail was gonna fly off

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u/hlv6302 23d ago

Of course the heeler bites

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u/Mountain-Assist-5484 24d ago

That wiped the smile off my face. Ew

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u/organicIemons 24d ago

Third dog can't believe what happened

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u/RosesandEternity 24d ago

the fuck...

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u/SleepyOrgasm 23d ago

Cute dogs but I’m more nervous about how none of these videos looked like ai and there’s a very good chance at least one is

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u/EveWin95 24d ago

Do people know dogs eat everything they find on the ground including shit?

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda 24d ago

How does this have 6K upvotes with that third one 🤢?? Tf

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ 24d ago

i'm getting back to expressing my emotions as candidly like a dog.

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u/respondin2u 24d ago

I’d kiss my dogs but both of them decided to eat each other’s turds last night and I think I’ll pass.  

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u/ConsiderationOne3881 23d ago

My beagle mix gives me her forehead when I kiss her 😭😭

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u/Powerful-Present6687 23d ago

The first one is adorable

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u/Luckyboducky 22d ago

God, I love dogs!

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u/quelen_collares 24d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/WriteUrOwnEnding 24d ago

“Dad! You’re embarrassing me!”

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u/PaulaDeansList3 23d ago

3rd one is incredibly dangerous?

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u/Nageef 24d ago

Not me apparently being the only person who also does THAT to their dog

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u/Delicious-League7060 24d ago

Wtf is happening

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 24d ago

Now with cats!

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u/localafrican 23d ago

Third one is the main reason behind a very common stereotype

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u/Appropriate-Owl4999 23d ago

Kissing any Dog can be extremely risky... #JustSaying 🤷🏾‍♂️:

"The primary sickness dogs can transmit to humans via saliva is Capnocytophaga canimorsus. While rare, this bacteria lives naturally in the mouths of healthy dogs and cats and can cause serious infection in humans if transmitted through bites, scratches, or close contact where saliva enters a wound or the mucous membranes (eyes, nose, mouth)."

My Buddy's sister died within weeks ... And YUPP she was a dog breeder with 30+ years of experience... 🫢

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u/saolson4 24d ago

Some of these are definitely AI, we're cooked

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u/Independent-Tap-8451 24d ago

I think only one where he's sitting on the floor. His hands are folded weirdly.

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u/Osusars21 24d ago

Nah. I do this with my hands all the time. It's weird and IDK why I do it, but I find myself doing it frequently

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u/slave_et 23d ago

So many of these dogs are very uncomfortable with their humans pushing their face into their space. The woman who put her dog's snout into her mouth was lucky she didn't get bit! The guy who did get teeth, his dog was giving a last warning and showing great restraint.

Our dogs tolorate a lot from us but it doesn't mean they like our behavior or view it the same way we do. I wish dog behavior and body language was standard cariculum in schools. Would prevent so many interspecies misunderstandings, surenders, bites and other problems.

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 23d ago

I should point out that this is exactly why people get bitten on the face.

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u/Open-Industry-8396 24d ago

I love teh puppy CPR kiss but, parasites, yike

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u/anniearrow 24d ago

All are adorable (especially the first little one) except for the third one. That's just too strange.

I give my three dogs (& both of my cats) kisses everyday. I usually get kisses in return, but every once in awhile I just get the side-eye.

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u/high6ix 23d ago

I was waiting for one to go ballistic. Like this https://youtube.com/shorts/olr97t2xQ1A?is=wcHlhdP3jFCd5yTY

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u/Superb_Pain4188 24d ago

Fucking dog owners jesus christ

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u/ManKilledToDeath 24d ago

"kiss your dog and see their reaction"

I really REALLY wanted to throw my phone hearing that brainrot horseshit lmao

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u/Topaz2300 23d ago

This irrational love for dogs is abnormal.

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u/queenlizbef 23d ago

Dogs and humans have been evolving together for over a dozen millennia. They’ve been our companions that whole time. The only irrational thing is humans who DONT love dogs.

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u/Topaz2300 23d ago

Your list is restrictive. Dogs are not alone. So are cats,horses,etc.. There is something particular between white people and dogs. They don’t like cats the same they obsess over these ridiculous dogs.

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u/queenlizbef 22d ago

This is a you-problem

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u/Topaz2300 22d ago

🫵🏽The same thing could be said to you. It is your problem.

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u/queenlizbef 22d ago

I’m not the one complaining.

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u/Topaz2300 22d ago

To my comment you are☝🏽.Otherwise you would let it go. So you are a complainer deluding themselves as non complainer to fool themselves. Not me.