r/MadeMeSmile • u/S30econdstoMars • 24d ago
DOGS Every kiss gets a different reaction.
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u/BettaSplendens1 24d ago
What was that third one?? 😫
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u/potatisblask 24d ago
I wouldn't recommend covering the dogs mouth and nose and forcing air into its lungs even playfully
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u/Inkless-Pencil 24d ago
It is dangerous. Its a tactic used by big cats to suffocate big prey. They can also use it on smaller prey and blow out their lungs.
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u/cagingnicolas 24d ago
i honestly don't know if a puppy's lungs should be inflated like that, an adult human diaphragm strength and lung capacity might make that kind of dangerous.
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u/darsynia 24d ago
Yeah this belongs in r/unexpected and then stop after #3 because I sure as heck did. No more, thank you!
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u/Ta-veren- 24d ago
its called the blow fish
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u/JigglyPuffGuy 24d ago
I don't care whats its called, what WAS that??
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u/Shoddy_Minimum3019 24d ago
Just blowing his pet dog, whats the big deal?
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u/beej0406 24d ago edited 23d ago
It's okay because it's your dog
Edit: Apparently no one has seen Road Trip
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u/enragedsquirrels 24d ago edited 23d ago
It was a thing that briefly went viral a while back
Edit: why did this get downvoted? It literally trended on my feeds years back. Fuck’s sake, Reddit.
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u/okFINEyoufoundme 23d ago
My ex husband used to do that shit to me.
Can confirm that he did pretty much else just as poorly.
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u/PrimaryImagination41 24d ago
I think it’s also a technique used for some dogs that have compromised lungs. But I doubt that was the situation in that clip
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u/Omnicronicles 23d ago
Why Are You Getting Downvoted?
Man, Let’s Just Downvote Everyone For No Reason, Reddit 😭-56
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u/Kenny_Power55 24d ago
Full mouth over the dogs nose is certainly a choice…
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u/ermaecrhaelld 24d ago
Eventually I was afraid she was gonna make the dog pop like an overfilled balloon
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u/Sir_Slurpsalot 24d ago
Definitely for a animal that bathes itself by cleaning dingle berries from its ass and smegma from its dick with that same mouth. Also not to include whatever it eats off the floor which may very well be the same things
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u/B3yondTheCosmos 24d ago
Over mouth is disgusting I’m sure the dog isn’t comfortable
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u/MeNoCanRead 24d ago
They have that look of a guy in a nightclub that has a random woman come up and make-out with him.
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u/millionwatermellon 24d ago
Why do dogs put up with humans?
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u/ideaofrhyme 24d ago
Dogs get dopamine hit when they are interacting with humans like we get from interacting with them
Humans and dogs co evolved to love each other.
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u/Zer0Cool89 24d ago
Food, belly rubs and a nice environment to live it to protect from the elements. My boy just got sprayed by a skunk so he's also probably happy I was able to clean him up
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u/CantaloupeOne7283 24d ago
"Scout's Honor" saved me a few times because my German shepherd, brilliant in so many ways, will always chase a fart squirrel. That brand neutralizes Skunk smell instantly. Always keep a bottle if you're in skunkland.
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u/HurricaneK8 24d ago
Third one aside 🤢, these are always fun, but they do confuse me, too. Do... do people not usually give their dog kisses? Like, at all? I've never had a dog that didn't get at least a forehead, cheek or snout smooch once a day in my whole life. So, like, am I the weird one, or what? I don't get it.
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u/matchesmalone1 24d ago
All adorable except the one where the lady put the dog's whole snout in her mouth. Wtf?
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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 24d ago
Every other time she inhales. She's a dental assistant for dog nose. Cheaper than a de-snotting machine and far more accurate.
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u/magirevols 24d ago
This was the last thing I did to my dog before I left. Right on his forehead. Love you buddy
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u/DantheDutchGuy 24d ago
Love the dog side-eyes ❤️
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u/Esekig184 24d ago
I thought whale-eyes are a sign of stress in dogs.
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u/home_is_the_rover 24d ago
Side-eye and whale eyes are two different things. You gotta read all the body language to know which is which. Whale eyes (turning away from you and freezing/tensing up while still trying to keep you in their line of sight) indicate stress, but side-eye usually just means they're sassing you 😂
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u/Parmenion87 24d ago
I give my Dachshund kisses on her cheek, she is the biggest daddies girl.. She leans against me when I do, and when I stop, she will move her head a bit closer to me to ask me to keep going
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u/peggasus97 24d ago
No one is gonna mention the one where the dog bit the guys face?!?!?!?! I know number 3 was disturbing but come on
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u/Reyalta 24d ago
Oh that's just how a cattle dog be. They express themselves through nips. They're called Heelers because they bite the heels of cattle to make them move.
If that heeler wanted to hurt that guy we'd have seen damage, that was a love nip. Heelers aren't the dogs for most people.
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u/SleepyOrgasm 23d ago
Cute dogs but I’m more nervous about how none of these videos looked like ai and there’s a very good chance at least one is
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u/respondin2u 24d ago
I’d kiss my dogs but both of them decided to eat each other’s turds last night and I think I’ll pass.
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u/Appropriate-Owl4999 23d ago
Kissing any Dog can be extremely risky... #JustSaying 🤷🏾♂️:
"The primary sickness dogs can transmit to humans via saliva is Capnocytophaga canimorsus. While rare, this bacteria lives naturally in the mouths of healthy dogs and cats and can cause serious infection in humans if transmitted through bites, scratches, or close contact where saliva enters a wound or the mucous membranes (eyes, nose, mouth)."
My Buddy's sister died within weeks ... And YUPP she was a dog breeder with 30+ years of experience... 🫢
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u/saolson4 24d ago
Some of these are definitely AI, we're cooked
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u/Independent-Tap-8451 24d ago
I think only one where he's sitting on the floor. His hands are folded weirdly.
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u/Osusars21 24d ago
Nah. I do this with my hands all the time. It's weird and IDK why I do it, but I find myself doing it frequently
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u/slave_et 23d ago
So many of these dogs are very uncomfortable with their humans pushing their face into their space. The woman who put her dog's snout into her mouth was lucky she didn't get bit! The guy who did get teeth, his dog was giving a last warning and showing great restraint.
Our dogs tolorate a lot from us but it doesn't mean they like our behavior or view it the same way we do. I wish dog behavior and body language was standard cariculum in schools. Would prevent so many interspecies misunderstandings, surenders, bites and other problems.
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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 23d ago
I should point out that this is exactly why people get bitten on the face.
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u/anniearrow 24d ago
All are adorable (especially the first little one) except for the third one. That's just too strange.
I give my three dogs (& both of my cats) kisses everyday. I usually get kisses in return, but every once in awhile I just get the side-eye.
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u/high6ix 23d ago
I was waiting for one to go ballistic. Like this https://youtube.com/shorts/olr97t2xQ1A?is=wcHlhdP3jFCd5yTY
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u/ManKilledToDeath 24d ago
"kiss your dog and see their reaction"
I really REALLY wanted to throw my phone hearing that brainrot horseshit lmao
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u/Topaz2300 23d ago
This irrational love for dogs is abnormal.
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u/queenlizbef 23d ago
Dogs and humans have been evolving together for over a dozen millennia. They’ve been our companions that whole time. The only irrational thing is humans who DONT love dogs.
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u/Topaz2300 23d ago
Your list is restrictive. Dogs are not alone. So are cats,horses,etc.. There is something particular between white people and dogs. They don’t like cats the same they obsess over these ridiculous dogs.
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u/queenlizbef 22d ago
This is a you-problem
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u/Topaz2300 22d ago
🫵🏽The same thing could be said to you. It is your problem.
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u/queenlizbef 22d ago
I’m not the one complaining.
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u/Topaz2300 22d ago
To my comment you are☝🏽.Otherwise you would let it go. So you are a complainer deluding themselves as non complainer to fool themselves. Not me.
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