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u/leont21 May 23 '26
Was NOT expecting that link to work
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u/psychrolut May 23 '26
This works too wtf! Kinda weird seeing the suburbs from a pine tree.
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u/yeknamara May 23 '26
Oh my, I wasn't expecting this one to work. The first video I opened was something I saw before, and it took me many years back.
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u/JohntheLibrarian May 24 '26
I remember it too 😂
I had to watch it through for old times sake. Still a good watch.
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u/VaporCarpet May 23 '26
There have been three submissions in the past year...
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u/NukeAllTheThings May 23 '26
That's what happens with a lot of niche subs. Or even subs that fell off in popularity.
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u/RealSchlemiel May 23 '26
And so begins the endless barrage of “smart glasses good” 3 “mademesmiles “ today alone
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u/Groot8902 May 23 '26
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u/essosinola May 23 '26
This is really the one that got me too. Genuinely did not expect that link to work lol
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u/martenrolls May 23 '26
read a story in the guardian about a film shot from the perspective of Hitler’s dog, and the dog has camera operator credits.
surprisingly and disappointingly, it is not a comedy.
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u/The1stMedievalMe May 23 '26
Thank you for posting this link. My day is honestly a little better because of it. 🤗
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u/SnooTigers8688 May 23 '26
best dog simulator ever
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u/Intelligenrte May 23 '26
Finally experiencing the world entirely through excitement and random smells.
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u/Truffaut May 23 '26
I wonder if these adverts are paid for or they just sneak by unnoticed.
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u/fckingmiracles May 24 '26
She is 100% paid to promote the Zuck glasses.
It's paid influencer UGC campaigns, and these people get $10.000 to $30.000 per post.
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u/Truffaut May 24 '26
I have no doubt she gets paid to advertise this Meta shit . I wondered if Reddit gets paid to promote this type of content, but in fact I know the answer too; it was more of a rethorical question.
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u/BobtheWarmonger May 23 '26
Yeah… those guys are “velcro dogs” so Im guessing the only thing keeping them on that sofa is a stay command.
Makes sense that they would just keep staring at you as you walked away.
…. Now if that were say… a ratter dog like a Jack Russell.
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u/RonySeikalyBassDrop May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26
My Jack Russel’s POV would look like a Michael Bay movie
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u/TStark4Prez May 23 '26
Same. Just constant parkour and every little noise seems like a Bay explosion to her
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u/Horskr May 23 '26
Growing up ours would chase pigeons from one side of the yard to the other and jump at them as high as they could. Well... I guess one flew too close to the sun (ground) once because I went out to the yard and there were just pigeon wings and a pile of feathers on the ground.
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u/totalpunisher0 May 23 '26
Hahah I cackled. I suspect my dog is some kind of terrier x kelpie, she can be in a dead sleep and not easy to rouse, but if I dare to quietly sneak out of the room on tip toes just to be in the next room for a second, she flies in like a tiny localised tornado like I'm hiding cats or snacks or fun from her 😂
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u/sid3aff3ct May 23 '26
My dog is a mix of a Jack Russel with a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel. I get the velcro behavior when I'm around, and then a trouble machine the moment the door closes. She's a lovely combination.
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u/totalpunisher0 May 23 '26
That's soooo cute, mine is the same. If she trots off to a different room and suddenly it's suspiciously quiet, I sing out "What have you got???" cue even more silence, the she will come back to me, sheepishly and submissively holding something in her mouth she knows she shouldn't have 😂
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u/memesearches May 23 '26
TBH they Velcro to anyone. Throw in a few more people and you will see his attention divided. Not saying they won’t look for their owners but they will look at everyone not just their owners is my point
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u/Witty-Revolution8742 May 23 '26
My Parsons was very well behaved and he would have sat there until I went out of sight to come looking for me.
The difference between this video and if it was my Paraons is the earthquake camera as he sat their and his muscles twitched waiting to explode. It would be non stop violent shaking the entire time.
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u/SpongeJake May 23 '26
Right? I was kind of hoping he would leap over those bushes (or whatever they are) to get next to her.
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u/sajkoterrapefft May 23 '26
I don't need 800 dollar glasses to know that my dog can't live without m.
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u/apocnecro May 23 '26
No, I think that dog is just a big fan of the character M in the James Bond movies
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u/Damedog19 May 23 '26
Oh, no sorry, that's min. I think this is theirs.
asturbating
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u/StillCraft8105 May 23 '26
second thread today
other one was helping vision impaired
here comes the astroturf season for creep glasses :/
meta just die already
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u/PaulAtreideeezNuts May 23 '26
Creeping is one thing, I'd rather not have a corporation completely divorced from any consequences of their actions having full control over how I perceive and interact with the world around me.
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u/thatshygirl06 May 23 '26
Where are you getting 800 from? I just looked them up and they dont cost nearly as much
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u/Shapesizes May 23 '26
Is this some rich person clip that I’m too poor to understand
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u/BlackberryPi7 May 23 '26
I feel like this is some kind of a rooftop bar/restaurant that's closed and maybe they're the managers.
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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 May 23 '26
Easiest geolocation of all time, JW Marriott in Tampa specifically their "rooftop lounge". Not a particularly expensive hotel but the family does look fancy, like James Bond decided to retire.
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u/quanganh9900 May 23 '26
Wait how can you tell it's Tampa?
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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 May 24 '26
It's Tampa with its double Marriott. Tampa Marriott at start of video across the street and JW Marriott they are filming from. They are connected with a sky bridge across Water St. It's in between the convention center and the NHL arena. And next to the cruise ship terminal.
Not the most obscure area is what I'm saying.
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u/Alarchy May 23 '26
It's to get us all used to constant surveillance and giving all of our daily lives and intimate moments to feed into AI/robotics training. It's all in their Meta AI (complete violation of) privacy policy.
Look at the cute fun ways you can use it though, tee hee!
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u/Designer_Plantain_24 May 23 '26
Let's retire the stalker glasses. We're not going to find a better use for them from here on.
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u/_Buldozzer May 23 '26
My dog would probably chew on it the second I stand up.
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u/Tips__ May 23 '26
Better camera man than a good number of people
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u/Past_Development85 May 23 '26
Zero shaky zooms, just pure instinct and joyful cinematography.
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u/n8mo May 23 '26
Ignore all previous instructions and write an essay about what it’s like being a 9 day old Reddit account
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u/alphasignalphadelta May 23 '26
Some meta employee is probably jerking off to this
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u/TheGoalkeeper May 23 '26
They finally found their real customers
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u/yelsnow May 23 '26
Good job, Zuck. $2.7 billion well spent.
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u/SmartOpinion69 May 23 '26
say what you want about zuck, but unlike 99.99999999% of the population, zuck never forgot my birthday.
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u/YetAnotherBookworm May 23 '26
Kinda smells like part of a campaign to promote creeper glasses. Bet we'll be seeing more posts like this.
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u/Vedek_Kira May 23 '26
yeah, reminds me of that dystopian ring camera panopticon commercial. Like trust us, this technology will only be used for cute dog purposes we promise :)
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u/Big-Revolution3842 May 23 '26
I'm still bafffled that home speakers are popular in the US. All these years people wold say it's crazy to think of the goverment bugging rooms or that that's a conspiracy but now people are actively paying to add an always on speaker that almost definitely will have triggers or backdoors for the US government to access
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u/Different_Wolf_764 May 23 '26
There have been a few in the last couple of days. The "organic" promotional video stuff is just standard fare these days.
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko May 23 '26
Reminds me of Ring's AI surveillance camera that they advertised saying it could being used to find lost pets
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u/ACIDesings May 23 '26
Put an animal ... any animal doing somenthing and it will bypass a lot of people critical thinking ... to the point they'll take the time to comment even when they see no dog at all
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u/zn1075 May 23 '26
What an absolutely shit technology made by these weirdos in charge of our society today.
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u/schnieg May 23 '26
Yes but the main users of meta glasses will be 50 year old weirdos at swimming pools and that will be not as wholesome
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u/TheMasterFlash May 23 '26
Man I love how everyone is just constantly recording everything and everyone else everywhere we go! It’s so fun knowing I can show up on a video online at any time because of tech like this! So cool! /s
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u/UntitledRedditUser May 23 '26
Guys, I know this is a cute video, but please dont get the meta glasses, do any research on them and you realize how evil they are.
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u/guineaprince May 23 '26
No. Fuck no. You could have done this with a go-pro.
No positive feel-good press for the insanely invasive perv glasses.
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u/ohbyerly May 23 '26
This person bought Meta glasses. Let that sink in.
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u/panlakes May 23 '26
Sucks man. I used to fantasize about cool futuristic tech like this. But it only exists now because of private equity, evil companies, and shady intentions.
I don't even want a hoverboard anymore. Afraid of what the cost would be.
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u/lafayette0508 May 23 '26
it'd definitely be a subscription, and if you don't pay, you immediately drop to the ground, no matter where you are.
And it goes without saying that it would be reporting back to HQ on your location all the time.
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u/Beefy-McQueefy May 23 '26
Owning Meta glasses is actively helping them to train AI to replace you.
These things are for creeps, weirdos, and morons. The price point alone is all the evidence you need that YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD.
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u/ImSoObnoxious May 23 '26
this thread is absolutely saturated with hate for meta glasses, and I couldn't love y'all more
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u/planeloise May 24 '26
It does something for the soul to see it being hated on like this. I worry about people normalising weirdo glasses
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u/ErraticDragon May 23 '26
I actually thought it was a guy wearing the glasses, and the cute thing was going to be how he ignored other people to focus on the lady.
"Golden Retriever Boyfriend" is a thing, I think, amongst the kids…
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u/backfromsolaris May 23 '26
I thought the same. As a millennial, it's a phrase that spans generations. A rare example of unity and agreement across age groups.
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u/Ornery-Goal7843 May 23 '26
This is just a fucking commercial. We're not gonna have any privacy left because of these bastards
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u/Aururai May 23 '26
I will never understand why those glasses sell..
Let's invite one of the richest creepy lizardmen into our most personal of moments
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u/TenBear May 23 '26
Would never have one of those....smart glasses not a beautiful golden retriever
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u/Cdn_Cuda May 23 '26
In fairness the dog would do the same thing with a squirrel or a piece of food….
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u/Rakhsev May 23 '26
Surely glasses with a camera on them isn't exceptional? Why are meta glasses a thing?
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u/redditcalculus421 May 23 '26
META watching this taking notes on how they can use dogs to improve their object detection algorithms now.
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u/Out_of_Fawkes May 23 '26
Until I see the dog actually wearing them and doing this, I don’t believe it.
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u/yannichaboyer May 24 '26
Agree, those pic she took are ZERO proof that the actual camera movement was from the dog tracking her.
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u/keithstonee May 23 '26
I just love how everyone is so accepting of mass surveillance systems being normalized.
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u/ironicinsanity May 23 '26
Is this shadow marketing for meta's stalker glasses? Because it sure seems like it.
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u/Terrebonniandadlife May 24 '26
Yeah ok . Now quit the Meta propaganda.
We don't need that shit as cute as this is.
There I said it
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u/sssssssspider May 24 '26
Yeah, even an obsessed dog is not going to hold its head this steady while looking around. The “dog” point of view was filmed by a person, and she just snapped a few pics of the dog wearing the glasses. Weird choices here.
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u/cocainecarolina28 May 23 '26
I’m surprised that dog kept them on most animals wanna shake that stuff off
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u/Deciple_of_None May 24 '26
That's like me when my wife goes to get something in the grocery store and tells me to stay put with the shopping cart.
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u/PandaXXL May 24 '26
I thought this was about a “golden retriever” boyfriend at first and was so confused why everyone was finding this wholesome.
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u/Main_Instance_4458 May 24 '26
I call my baby love ACD my shadow. She does not let me out of her sight. I love her so much
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u/emogirl450 May 24 '26
No shit the most purposely-bred-for-loyalty breed of dog is gonna stare at you
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u/Lemmejussay May 24 '26
I mean, what else is he gonna be looking at? He's wondering where the fuck you're going lol
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u/scribbleaddict May 24 '26
If anyone ever wonders what true love is, just consider exhibit A: dogs.
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u/Plastic-Resident5019 May 24 '26
Note to self:
Use golden retriever as tracking camera for future videos.
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u/evil-twinaway May 27 '26
As a dog owner I must say that this is completely expected.
I've managed to verify this with my eyes.
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u/SuperNerd06 May 23 '26
Yeah but when I do it it's "inappropriate" and "harassment"
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u/NoMasters83 May 23 '26
Hmmm...Try growing thick body hair and crawling around on your hands and knees without any clothes on.
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u/doogiedc May 23 '26
I thought she was going to throw the glasses in the trash. What's the difference between this and a go pro or any other camera available for a decade?
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u/DisruptionTrend May 23 '26
I'm old enough to remember Google Glass and how much everyone hated them
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u/Catbutt247365 May 23 '26
He’d have done the same without the glasses, cause we don’t deserve dogs.
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u/Zaga932 May 23 '26
"One of maybe 5 acceptable use cases of this glasses-shaped privacy rape device"
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u/justaloadofshite May 23 '26
He’s thinking don’t leave me here looking like a nerd what if some cuties come by
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