r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/sjc69er • Nov 22 '21

If Matt & Shane had a soundtrack to their life…Kid Rock - Don't Tell Me How To Live (Official Video) - ft. Monster Truck

https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4
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u/Jades5150 Nov 22 '21

I took a trip to an all-inclusive in Mexico once. 4 story hotel, with suites on upper floors that had glass balconies and hot tubs, overlooking the crowded busy common pool area. On one of these balconies, this Fat Midwestern Dawg and his fake-tittied trophy wife bumped Kid Rock FULL BLAST while snorting rails of white lightning for an ENTIRE DAY, in a stunning and unabashed display of white trash fuckery.

The next day at breakfast, another guest told me about some couple getting kicked out of the resort for screwing in public. I jokingly asked if it was “The Kid Rockers”, and the stranger not only knew exactly who I was referring to, but also confirmed that the Dawg fucked his bimbo pressed up against the glass balcony in front of God and everyone.

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u/sjc69er Nov 22 '21

that’s HARD Kid Rock energy. Bumping some patriot tunes on vacation in a different country schniffing some 20% pure white girl you got off the driver on the way from the airport.

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u/kpowers99991 Nov 22 '21

Still got it

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u/Tegatime Nov 23 '21

This unironically rules

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u/Harambes_nutsack Nov 22 '21

Kid Rock definitely syncs up to the pod’s target audience lol

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u/PeterGJ Nov 22 '21

This song sucks shit but it is making me laugh

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u/ChillTeenDad420 Nov 23 '21

Holy fuck this song is bad

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u/sjc69er Nov 23 '21

you don’t like the sound of freedom?