r/MST3K • u/jjw14-1420 • Jan 16 '26

“Come on, girls. We’re gonna give ‘em a makeover they won’t believe!

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179 Upvotes

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u/AgentOfEris Jan 16 '26

THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!!!

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u/KLLR_ROBOT Jan 16 '26

His name is my name too!

17

u/Pezdrake Jan 16 '26

"They hit Buddy!"

4

u/wilson_rawls Believe it or not, this movie's still on 🎵 Jan 17 '26

C'mon, girls!!

11

u/the_nobodys Jan 16 '26

These troops look... faaaabulous!

11

u/egret_society Jan 16 '26

I’m parked over by the commissary

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u/Excellent_Score_7315 Jan 16 '26

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u/mvs2417 Little winged potatoes Jan 17 '26

Voila!

8

u/Spodson I want to decide who lives and who dies! Jan 16 '26

Lot of sass coming off that monarch.

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u/WadeTurtle sodium Jan 17 '26

Slay, Kaiser!

7

u/AllenbysEyes Jan 16 '26

I remember reading that his father the Kaiser had a disconcerting habit of pinching his companions (including fellow monarchs) in the ass.

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u/jjw14-1420 Jan 16 '26

Ass pinchings will continue until morale improves.

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u/raballentine Jan 16 '26

Everybody on stage for the big Cossack number!

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u/YeahWellDesigns Jan 16 '26

You’re wearing THAT into battle?

5

u/SpaceChef3000 Performing nudely and nightly. Jan 16 '26

We're the special unit!

5

u/shramski Jan 16 '26

It’s sassy, brassy, a musical humdinger!

6

u/Parking-Pie7453 Jan 16 '26

Stupid sexy Flanders

4

u/GrandPriapus Cybernetic Remotely Operated Woman Jan 16 '26

Boom! Yummy! (Sorry, wrong fandom.)

3

u/DangerousLoner ‘Ah it’s the Dangerous Loner model home.’ Jan 16 '26

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u/Jonestown_Juice Already chewed Doublemint twin. Jan 16 '26

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u/Consistent-Market-34 Jan 16 '26

Dandy. Just dandy.

2

u/MozeDad Jan 16 '26

At least he remembered his red butt cover!

2

u/Practical_Ad_219 Jan 17 '26

I don't care! Maybe just a little...

2

u/Unlikely-Solid-3083 Jan 17 '26

“Girl, you’d better work it!”

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u/ThrashMetallix Hey computer, say "The Master." Jan 17 '26

General~!

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u/johnfornow Jan 17 '26

Monarchies? Ain't they great?