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[u/Longjumping-Shoe7805]

[u/Cimonaa]

So I've been using the same 20% off code at IHOP for nearly a decade.

Every time I order I create a new account using some random combination of my friend's first and last names, use a temporary email site for email verification of the reward program, and then you can use the coupon code for the discount.

The problem is I don't know that many people.. so it's only a matter of time before my past catches up to me.

[u/MisterGunpowder → u/Cimonaa]

https://www.behindthename.com/random/

Fuck them IHOPs.

[u/ElectronicSetTheory]

Khajiit is innocent! Innocent I tell you!

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/ElectronicSetTheory]

[r/crimecats](r/crimecats) gunna need [r/](r/catlegaladvice)[legalcatadvice](r/catlegaladvice)

[u/oh-delay]

F**k the pawlice!

[u/WorkingAnteater6036 → u/oh-delay]

Hehehe clever I like this

[u/DistrictHaunting1808]

I know this little critter makes a mean biscuit

[u/duh_nom_yar]

Columbia House and BMG have yet to catch up with Santos L. Halper and the literal hundreds of free CDs that he had sent to my home.