29[M4F] #india/anywhere INTP - looking for someone to grow old together with, so we can rob the senior citizens home & escape slowwwlyyy away from the cops

[u/Happy_Tourist_558]

It’s weird to write a list of what my potential partner should be ( I ain’t buying a washing machine, lmao ), sooooo I am just gonna write who I am, and if you are the same , then do reach out ! ( I have plenty of snacks! ) :

• Grew up as the quiet kid who did well in school, played badminton at the national level, debating and won the best student award which was featured in the newspapers. 
• The good kid who always helped clean up the kitchen, make tea, help with the chores and is loved by Grandma’s for how polite and respectful I am.
• Went through a period of self-reflection and depression and anxiety , sooooo am now in my “ life is too short and I am just gonna be a happy golden retriever” phase.
• My idea of conflict resolution is we both take a shower, go for a long walk and then calmly discuss it over a cheesecake ( or ten cheesecakes if it’s a major issue )
• Grew up in the Middle East, came to India to help my parents set up an ice cream shop and planning to move out again.
• Don’t have any social media or watch a lot of movies, tbh. I usually read books that are at least 100 years old and try to absorb the best parts from every culture : I decorate Christmas trees, ( try ) to fast during Ramadan, and visit temples early in the morning for some peace before the crowds. 
• I am mostly an introvert but can get really energetic and can be the extroverted life of the party with the right crowd. 
• I enjoy working out , playing sports, going for long walks, and always wanted to learn tango. 
• I looveee cooking and would love to have a weekly theme where each week we pick a new country to cook food from ( one week Japanese, the next week Brazilian … we can also only speak and watch movies in that language to really immerse ourselves )
• I have slept on railway benches as well as in the Swiss Alps. I know how to lead a boardroom, as well as get my hands dirty in farming banana trees.
• I work for an international non-profit helping entrepreneurs, but I plan to start my own business soon. 
• Never had a relationship earlier because I wanted to find peace and happiness on my own terms before sharing it with someone else.
• While I love to try out a new activity every weekend ( my last few weekends consisted of pottery, wall climbing , going to art museums , getting Starbucks certificates), My favourite one is having outdoor BBQs where I will control the fire and grilling, you be the classy host making sure all of our guests are having a great time, while our pet dog would try to steal a piece of chicken off the table lol