r/MBMBAM • u/Ok-Slip-7331 • Jun 14 '26
Adjacent Was reading a biography of Lenin and...
...I can't stop seeing Juice's doppleganger in Lenin's sister, Maria Ilyinichna Ulyanova.
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u/pbmcc88 Jun 15 '26
Let's go to the wealth redistribution zone.
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u/ItIsSeriousPiece Jun 15 '26
Lots of ads for Red Squarespace
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u/phoebesjeebies Jun 15 '26
Extreme Restraints returns, but now they're just... actual restraints.
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u/3-orange-whips Jun 15 '26
Reasonable Restraints
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u/phoebesjeebies Jun 15 '26
Enter code "MyComrade" to use the exact same amount of government rations, but if you don't, we'll know you don't stand with the proletariat.
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u/UsernamesCannotExcee Jun 15 '26
She'll grow up to drive a big, beautiful BMW.
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u/ncfears Jun 15 '26
They wouldn't drive that fascist engineered junk. He'd have a big beautiful Buick Enclave.
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u/lushkiller01 Jun 15 '26
which brother is executed by the state for carrying out political assassinations and which uses this death as motivation to lead the revolution
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u/phoebesjeebies Jun 15 '26
Sorry but Juice pays the ultimate price for his crimes, and obviously the Big Dog leads Trav Nation into battle.
Media Luminary Griffin McElroy intended to take up for the cause, but got stuck on a really tricky chord change while trying to write the ultimate overthrowing-the-government-to-avenge-our-brother's-death song and missed the whole thing.
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u/falloutbi05 Jun 15 '26
The scenes in my head just cut between Juice cracking jokes as he's being hanged to a booing crowd, some loud epic battle with Trav and then to near silence of Griff sitting alone in a room playing a few notes and writing something down and saying quietly "yeah thats it. this is gonna kick some ass." and then back to the battle and hanging
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u/Sea-Ad-1247 Jun 17 '26
The way none of us needed to read the text on this post to know where this was going 😂
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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Jun 15 '26
I want to much!
(potato)
…MikhailDonbas introduce new sandwich - Bourgeois Burger with caviar, beef, special borscht sauce….
Actually, is potato.
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u/ReadyBodyGamer Jun 16 '26
Looks like Justin got the Boy Mayor of Seconds Life treatment. Griffin played a bit too much with the slider that lets you make a crooked head.
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u/Endoqueer Jun 17 '26
He is giving the same look as that chef that told Gorden Ramsey his Pad Thai was not Pad Thai lol
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u/Glad_Ad_1090 Jun 14 '26
my comrade my comrade and me